Me: Who?

Lucas: I'm Lucas.

Name: Lucas

Team: Earthbound

Occupation: Kid

Relation: Ness (Best Friend)

Note: Very Paranoid

Lucas: Who are you?

Me: I'm Don.

Lucas: Could you walk with me? I'm Scared.

Me: Okay.

Lucas and I walk until we see black dots coming from the sky.

Lucas: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Me: Don't worry I can take these Fuckers.

I hear a stomp behind me. I turn around and see a giant stone creature moving towards us.

Lucas: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Me: LETS GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!

We ran as fast as we could. Lucas gets caught on a branch. I try to help him. We are almost pancakes, when…

?: IKA UBU

A Beam of energy is shot towards the creature.

Lucas: NESS!

Lucas hugs Ness. Ness sees me and readys an attack.

Ness: IKA…

I flinch ready for the attack, but Lucas stops him.

Lucas: He's a good guy Ness.

Ness: Okay. I'll believe you this time.

Name: Ness

Team: Earthbound

Occupation: Hero of Eagleland

Relation: Lucas (Best Friend)

Note: Has Magic

The stone creature flouts and so does Ness. Ness says some gobaly giuca and it blows up the creature and shows that it was a kid in a robot.

Me: What the shit?

After fighting the robot we see Wario.

Wario: Hi, assholes.

Me: Great if it isn't the king of all fuckers.

Ness: Come at me bitch.

Wario: Okay.

Wario shoots at Ness who dodges all the blast.

Wario: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! HM? HEHEHEH!

Wario aims at Lucas who is scared.

Ness: NOOOOOOOO!

Ness runs towards Lucas and pushes him out of the way and takes the hit.

Lucas and Me: NESS!

Wario jumps down and laughs creeply. Lucas and I run and come onto a Pokemon Trainer.

P.T.: Look.

He points to black dots.