Summary: During the war with Voldemort, he uses a spell in an attempt to summon Harry Potter so he could kill him but instead summons Gaara, Naruto, Neji and Hinata. What will the shinobi do? Go to Hogwarts of course. Starts at the 5th book, Order of the Phoenix. No pairings.
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Prologue
Voldemort was impatient. Very. He had been looking for a damned spell in a damned spellbook for the last few hours. Sure there were many spells he didn't recognize in it but no, he was looking for a more specific one. "DAMN THIS BOOK!" He shouted and threw it on the floor and then blasted it with a Crucio spell. When the book didn't react, Voldemort became more pissed. "F-!" He cursed and picked up the book and was realized the title said Basic Spells for Hogwarts' First Years. Voldemort's eyes bugged at the sight of the title. "B-b-basic spells f-for H-h-ogwarts' FIRST YEARS?" He muttered. He'd been reading from a beginner spellbook for the last few hours and not recognizing one?!
At the same moment, Wormtail just had to walk in to the fuming Dark Lord glaring at a beginner spellbook that a hole would've burned in it. "Um... my lord, have you considered there might be an illusion on it?" Pettigrew suggested.
Voldemort, who was not in the best mood, shooed Wormtail out. "Shoo! Go away!" Wormtail, still very confused, decided it might be best to leave Tom Riddle alone for a while. After Pettigrew left, Voldemort decided there might actually be a illusion of some sort on the book since he swore it said Dangerous and Deadly but Useful Spells, HANDS OFF BEGINNERS~! when he picked it up. Oh where did he pick it up? Maybe it was just some prank pulled on him from some very suicidal fellow. After all, who didn't know who he was? Oh wait, the muggles. F- them then.
You-know-who sighed and picked up another book from his ever so high pile of them and looked through it. And that was what he did for the next 12 hours. Finally, the last book consisted of the very spell he needed.
The spell was to teleport someone from somewhere else using dimensional travel. Voldemort, not knowing that Obito or Kakashi's Mangekyo Sharingan was needed to perform the Kamui or else the spell would only be half complete, decided to try it out. It said to shout out one physical feature of the victim used.
So first the Dark Lord tried: "Black haired!", when nothing happened he attempted it again. Maybe he had to be more specific. "Black haired boy!". No reaction. Voldemort growled and decided to try something else. "Scar on his forehead!" He shouted, but there was not reaction either. "This f- spell!" Riddle hissed before trying one last time. "Both parents killed not too long after birth!" He tried one last time. When a blinding flash of light appeared, he assumed it had succeed, so he shot a Avada Kedavra spell into the light. An explosion could be heard. A few seconds later, the light was gone, and instead of having the dead body of Harry Potter in front on him, Lord Voldy-Moldy found four strange people in from of him.
All of them looked around 11-14 years old and confused. Well, except for one which looked very angry, the other just looked emotionless. At that moment, Pettigrew charged into the room and yelled, "Are you okay my Lord?", saw the four extra people, and screamed.
And that was how the war against the Dark Lord turned into the war of way too many stupid and dumb things.
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A/N: That's how the trouble began... I won't be abandoning my other stories but I have less motivation to write "serious" fanfictions. Enjoy this dumb war against voldy-moldy. Oh and I made Voldemort OOC on purpose HAHA.