Here is the second chapter and it's one of my favorites. This one had me laughing until my sides hurt and tears were forming.
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Leia's Guide to: Color
[Leia is seen laughing in her room. Dipper is on his bed reading a book.]
Mabel: Ha, ha, ha, ah, ha, ha, ha. And that's Leia's Guide to laughing for an uncomfortable amount of time. Uh-oh, here comes more! Aha, ha, ha, ha!
[Lucas hides his head in a book in the background out of frustration.]
Grunkle Stan [Out of view]: Will you cut that off!
[Cuts to intro of Mabel's show.]
Mabel: Today: Leia's Guide to color!
[Cuts to her with a projector with Soos as cameraman.]
Mabel: Ah, color. It's all around us. [shows slide of Lori looking sick in a car.] From the green of a nauseous older sister. [Turns to a picture of Grunkle Stan.] To the weird orange of an old man's nose. [turns to a picture of a toilet next to Soos.] To the beautiful sky blue of toilet water.
Soos [Points to projector.]: I'm in that one!
Leia: Yes you are, Soos. But it wasn't always that way. [shows slide of a black and white picture.] According to history, the world was black and white until color was invented. [A wizard Mabel drew appears in the picture.] by a magic wizard named 'Crayondalf the Fabulous!
Lisa [Off-screen]: I can hear you tom-foolery from where I'm located! And I can say with a certain fact that your information is wrong!
Leia [Ignores her.]: What's your favorite color, Gravity Falls?
Lola: All kinds of Pink.
Grenda: beige!
Dipper: Wendy. Wait, what was the question again?
Leni: Turquoise!
Soos: Lasers Ooh! Or liquid metal! Does Leopards count as a color?
Wendy: Flannel.
Soos: Okay, okay. I've narrowed it down to Aurora Borealis, camouflage.
Candy: Magic vision poster!
Lynn: Gold!
Gomper [Captioned]: burgundy.
Stan: None.
Mabel: What?
Stan: I don't have a favorite color. I don't even like colors.
Leia: Not even rainbows?
Stan: Beats me. I've never seen a rainbow.
Leia [Shocked.]: WHAT?!
[Cut to Leia with horns, a siren, and a sign written 'COLOR EMERGENCY'. Then cuts to Mabel with Dipper, Leni, Candy, Grenda and Waddles, who then walks away.
Mabel: Alright guys, how can we get Grunkle Stan to see a rainbow? I need ideas, people!
Leni: Ooh! We can draw a picture and show it to him!
Mabel: Good, but he needs to see a real one.
Grenda: Sometimes if I drink expired milk. I see rainbows! I'm gonna try it now! [Takes out a gallon of expired milk and starts to drink all of it.]
Candy [takes out drawing of a plan]: What if we reflect the rainbow from the falls into Stan's window?
All of them minus Mabel and Grenda: Yeah!
Grenda: Yeah! [Falls off the bed and starts to sleep.]
Candy: It's fine. She does this.
[Static]
Mabel [In Stan's office.] Alright, we're about to unleash the power of the 'Roy-G-Bliv-A-Tron' into Stan's office!
[Cuts to Dipper and Candy at the end of the waterfall. They reflect the rainbow with a mirror with Lisa's help. Cuts back to Stan in his office.]
Stan: Nothing brightens the dark room like a light from a window! Time to open the window…. [He opens the window and the rainbow beams goes right into his eyes and he screams in agony and pain.] OH NO! WHY! WHY IS THIS HAPPENING!
Mabel: Ta-daah! Surprise!
Stan [Falls down]: MY EYES ARE ON FIRE! AAAAAAH! AAAAAAAHHH! AAAAAAAHHHHH!
Mabel: Maybe we over did it a little bit.
[Stan's continue to scream as his desk bursts into flames. Static. Stan is getting his eyes bandaged and Mabel is in front of the camera.]
Lori [Concerned.]: Grunkle Stan, we literally need to get you to a hospital.
Stan: Never! I'm not giving my life savings to some quack doctor. Get those bandages good and tight!
Leni: Grunkle Stan, did you taste the rainbow?
Mabel: Oooh! I want to try that!
Lori [sternly]: Not going to happen.
Mabel: Poo. Oh well. That's it for today! Join us next week when we'll be doing 'Leia's Guide to Apologizing to your Great Uncle.
Stan [shakes his fist.]: I hate color more than ever!
Mabel: He's just saying that. Cut! Cut it!
[Static and ends.]