Sorry for the long wait, if you read my previous author's notes, then you'll know why I took so long.

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Lisa's Log #2

[Static and then Lisa is then shown outside, with a cage of sorts next to her, with a cover over it and it was slightly moving.]

Lisa: Alright Lana, is the recording device on?

Lana [thumbs up off-screen]: Roger sis.

Lisa: Thank you. I am Lisa Loud, while my assistant for the time being is my sister Lana Loud. Today what am I about to show you is real and not fake. Behold.

[Lisa removed the cover and it was show to have Gnome inside. The Gnome itself had a slightly crazed look.]

Shmebulock [rattles the bars]: Shmebulock!

Lisa: What you see her is an actual creature of Mythology, a Gnome. It was actually one the first creatures my siblings and I encountered here in Gravity Falls.

Lana: Not to mention they tried to marry Leia and nearly killed us.

Lisa: I am aware of that sister unit and I was getting to that. Anyway, this one is known by Shmebulock, which you may know by how it's the only word he knows. He is 2 feet tall and he also seems the less intelligent out of his kind. Lana was the one to trap him.

Lana: It wasn't that hard, all I had to do was lure him out with some food. And the cage wasn't that hard to build, it's made of iron.

Lisa: May I inquire where you got that?

Lana: From a construction site… Grunkle Stan taught me how to steal things.

Lisa [sighs and sarcastically]: Our Great Uncle once again shines his great parental knowledge upon us.

Lana: Was that sarcasm?

[Before Lisa could reply, Leni came into view.]

Leni: Hi guys! Like, what are you doing?

Lisa [groans in annoyance]: Not now Leni, we are in a middle of a Scientific Study.

Leni: Oh ok [Sees Shmebulock] Hi little guy, do you want to go out?

Lisa and Lana: NO DON'T!

[Leni opened the cage and Shmebulock jumped out. He took off his hat as a sign of thanks and put it back on. He then looked at Lola and Lana angrily. The both of them backed away a little.]

Shmebulock [angrily]: Shmebulock!

[Shmebulock then jumped at them and the both them ran away while he chased after them. Leni had an 'uh oh' look, she saw the camera and picked it up.]

Leni: Uh… we'll like be experiencing some ouchies, my sister will be right back.

Lisa [off-screen]: Get away you cone headed cretin!

[Leni winced, looked for the power button and soon turned it off.]