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Fixin it with Soos and Lana: Golf Cart

[The camera turned on and the scene showed Soos and Lana in Soos's break room.]

Soos: Hey dudes! And welcome back to 'Fixin it with Soos and Lana', the show where Lana makes one her great burgers. [takes a bite from a burger.] Great job little dude.

Lana [blushes]: Thanks, also, watch out for the grill.

Soos: Where is it? [He leans on the grill in question and takes his hand off, due to it being hot.] AH OWW!

Lana: We'll be right back!

[Static. Back in the break room, Soos, with a bandage on his hand, and Lana were with Wendy, Lucas and Luna.]

Soos: What needs fixing today?

Wendy: Well, me, Dipper and Luna were just doing normal work stuff with the golf cart…

Luna: When there was a slight mishap.

[static. The three of them were attempting a jump over Stan's car with the golf cart.]

Dipper, Wendy and Luna [cheering]: Jump! Jump! Jump! Jump!

[Wendy attempts to drive the cart over the car but the car falls on it's side. Static.]

Luna: Now the carts busted for some reason, dudes. You think you can fix it?

Soos: You have called upon our fix-it powers.

Lana: And we accept it.

Wendy: Huh? What call?

Soos: The call of… POWER! [Pictures of lightning appear around Soos' hands]

Lana: You got that right! [She pumps her fists in the air and pictures of lightening shoot out.]

Dipper: What's happening?

Soos [Whispering] We'll show you guys later. Oh no! A bat! [Bat picture appears] Laser eyes, go! [Lasers appear from his eyes and the bat is destroyed.]

Lana: Get'em Soos!

Luna: Still in the dark her, bra.

[Static. In the backyard, Lucas and Soos are in jump suits, while Lana was in her regular clothes with Wendy and Luna were talking nearby.]

Soos: It's time to fix the golf cart. At the end of the show, Dipper, Wendy and Luna will rank our handyman/womanship from 1 to 10.

Lana [whispering]: Vote 10 bro!

Dipper: Happy to do it you guys. Hey, do you think a girl would think I look cool in this jump suit? [laughs nervously] I mean…

Soos [defeated voice]: Some things, even Soos can't fix.

Lana: In your case, Luke. It'll take a miracle.

[Dipper glares at her and it goes to static. It then shows Lana under the cart while Soos is looking above.]

Soos: What do you see Lana?

Lana: I think I found the problem. The Fuel Injector's loose. Hold on… alright Dipper, try it.

[Lana gets out of the way while Dipper starts the engine successfully.]

Lucas: Hey! You guys did it! It works!

Soos: Our fix-it power, has been unleashed!

Dipper: Why do you keep saying stuff like that?

Soos: Unleash the POWER! Woo woo woooo! [Soos' head is then pasted onto a wolf's body. Dipper's and Lana's head is next to the moon.] Well I'm not done yet, it's not quite rad as possible. What do you think Lana?

Lana: Definitely. Needs something more awesome.

[The scene cuts to Dipper, Wendy, Luna, Lana and Soos standing next to the golf cart covered with a white sheet.]

Soos: Behold! [Uncovers the white sheet from the golf cart.]

Lucas, Luna and Wendy: Whoa!

[Background music starts, showing the redesigned cart from different angles.]

Soos: So let's make this jump!

[Soos was driving the golf cart while the others sat in the passenger seats.]

Dipper: I don't think we have enough speed to make it.

Luna: Yeah and I feel like there's something missing.

Soos: I'm way ahead of ya! Wendy, hit the nitrous boosters and the stereo.

Wendy: Aren't nitrous boosters illegal?

Soos: You bet they are! Hit hit!

[Wendy excitedly presses the buttons and the cart goes faster, the radio turned on and a Mick Swagger song came on. The golf cart jumped over the ramp and flies through the air.]

Dipper: We're clearing it! We're clearing it!

Luna: Ah yes! This is radical!

Wendy: This is awesome!

Soos: What's the score do we get, from one to ten?

Luna, Dipper, Wendy: Ten out of ten! Ten out of ten!

Lana: Whoo- Ack! Swallowed a bug! And it's not bad.

[The golf cart then slowly faces down, and was about to crash. The five of them scream and it goes to static. The scene then goes to inside Lori's room where she's doing another vlog with Leni with here.]

Lori: Now onto the finer things on eye liner. Leni here will do it for me.

Leni: Like, the most important step when applying is to-

Soos' voice: Oh, dude, oh no! Watch out watch-

[The golf cart partially crashes through the roof and both girls scream at the top of their lungs, and fall off the chairs.]

[Outside, the golf cart is embedded in the left side of the roof. Dipper, Luna, Wendy, Soos and Lana are on the ground. Stan then comes outside the Mystery Shack.]

Stan: Soos, Lana! I think the roof to Lori, Leni, Luan and Lynn's room is broken! Can you two fix it for me?

Soos: I make my own economy.

Lana: True, but I think Lori is going to be super angry us soon.

[End.]