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Leia's Guide to: Fashion
[Static. Leia is seen with Lisa, both of them looking disheveled. They are in front of several glow sticks, an exploded television on a table with a phone and a camera glued to it.]
Mabel [coughs]: Wow! We're definitely never be allowed to do that again! Thanks for watching Leia's Guide to Home Pyrotechnics, and for my sister Lisa, who helped in this experiment.
Lisa: I still don't see why we didn't use sulfur, charcoal, and Potassium Nitrate for this failed experiment.
Mabel: If you remember what happened with Dad's BBQ then you'll know.
Lisa [Eyes widened, giggles awkwardly and rubs her head]: Oh… now I remember.
Leia: Sorry again if your watching this dad.
[Cue the intro.]
Leia: Today: Leia's Guide to Fashion! With my sister's Leni and Lola.
[A montage of Mabel in her different sweaters. Lola getting her picture taken at different pageants with a stamp saying 'Certified Beauty Expert'. And Leni making some clothes, with the stamp saying 'Certified Fashionista' appeared.
Grenda [Narrating]: The Sweaters! The Winning Smile! The fabric! The boys love it!
Dipper: So wait, what do Linc and I have to do?
Grenda [whispering]: Flip up your glasses!
Lincoln: K, like this? [They both lift up their glasses.]
[Static. Cuts to Mabel, Leni and Lola sitting in chairs.]
Leia: Guess what it's me! And my sisters, Leni and Lola! Everybody wants to be amazing as us.
Lola [scoffing]: As if that's possible, no one can beat me.
Leni: Unfortunately, people don't have time for fashion, which is totes, saddening to hear.
Mabel: True, so that's why we've created…
Mabel, Leni, Lola, Candy & Grenda: Flash makeovers!
[A sign was shown to have 'Flash Makeovers' written on it. It then cuts to Soos, Lincoln and Dipper in the living room.]
Lincoln: Hey guys.
Soos: Sup dudes, what are-
Lola: Get them!
[Grenda, Lola and Mabel tackles them. Cut to Soos dressed as David Bowie's character from Labyrinth, with tight pants, noble-like clothes, yellow hair and a glass ball. Lincoln was dressed in his Butler's uniform from 'A Tattler's Tale', but it looked tighter on him and his hair was slicked back. Dipper was wearing the same thing and he was inching himself uncontrollably, he didn't have his hat on, and his hair was slicked back as well and his Birthmark was present. Lola throws some Glitter at them whimsically.]
Soos: These pants are so tight… I can't move!
Lola: I didn't pack your guy's uniforms, so I rented a couple.
Lincoln: Too tight! Hot and I can't breathe!
Lucas: Why is this so itchy!
[The girls run out of the room.]
Leia [Off-screen]: I put itching powder in yours brobro! Courtesy of Luan!
Leni [off-screen]: Like, you'll thank us later!
Soos: [Drops the ball] If you're watching this, call for help! [Soos falls down] I'm down! Guys help, Soos is down!
[Static. Cuts to Lola opening the bathroom door.]
Stan: I'm Stan and I was wrong, and I'm singing the… [Grenda tackles Grunkle Stan] AAAAH! What's happening?!
Lola: BEAUTY IS HAPPENING, AND IT'S CHOSEN YOU GRUNKLE STAN!
Stan: Aaaah! No! Girls!
[Static. Cut's later to Grunkle Stan with Tiger makeup. Leni combed his hair and stopped after a second. Grenda shows him a hand mirror.]
Stan: I'd be pretty mad at you girls, if I didn't look so fantastic!
Leni: Duh! That was the point!
Mabel: Success! Take it to the streets, girls! [Runs off]
Lola: With how everyone looks here in this town, it'll take a miracle!
[Static, cut to the group outside in the town.]
Mabel: Okay, gals. We need a real challenge.
Old Man McGucket: Old Man McGucket! [Spits in a bucket] Spittin' in a bucket!
Lola: Normally someone would say it's a lost cause. But, a Pageant Winner like me, doesn't know the word quit!
Leni: I do, want me to tell you?
[Lola groans.]
Grenda: It is a toughie.
Leia: Let's try something bold.
[Static. Cuts to Mabel drawing a face on Old Man McGucket's semi-bald head. Leni sprays some perfume on him, while Lola puts some makeup on.]
Leia: I think we did good, right girls?
Grenda: Absolutely stunning!
Candy: Sensational!
Lola: It was tough, but it's the best we could do.
Leni: I agree.
Mabel: No we cover up that… problem… area… [Covers up McGucket's face with his beard.] Now you just have to walk backwards everywhere you go and bingo! You're fabulous.
Old Man McGucket: That's the way my body naturally wants to move anyways! [Starts walking backwards, while humming.]
[A woman across the streets sees this and runs away screaming.]
Leni: We did the best we can, that's what counts.
[Static. Cut to Mabel Candy putting makeup on each other. While Leni and Lola do each other's nails.]
Grenda [Narrates]: Join us next week when the Fashion Squad tells us what next season has in store!
Mabel, Leni and Lola: Hat-hat/Fashionable Flannel/Pink Dresses!... Which one are we doing?
[Static. The end.]