I honestly don't know why it took me almost a year to update this. Sorry for that. Also I will hopefully have something for Loud Gravity or Gravity Loud soon.
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Leia's Guide: Stickers
[Static, Mabel is in her room, while Dipper is sitting on his bed reading a book. One very noticeable thing is that her hair is really messy, with part of it looking like a bird and has coat-hangers in it.]
Mabel: And that concludes Leia's Guide to Hair Topiary.
Dipper looked up from his book with a furrowed brow: What is it?
Mabel: It's an ostrich. It's clearly an ostrich. [She grabbed the beak of it and made a bird sound.]
[Leni then walked in.]
Leni: I heard a bird, where is it? [She notices her sister's hair] Like, is that an Ostrich?
[Mabel gave her twin a smug look.]
[Cut to intro]
Mabel voice-over: Today: Leia's Guide to Stickers!
[Mabel is shown to be in her room again. Dipper was reading a book on his bed, while Lincoln was playing a video game.]
Mabel: Throughout history, stickers have been the backbone of many great civilizations.
Dipper: No, they haven't.
Mabel [Holds up a book]: The ancient Greeks used leeches for stickers! The more stickers you had, the cooler you were!
Dipper: Nope, not true
Mabel [Turns the page]: The ancient Aztec's chest skull was the modern equivalent to today's. [Show's a sticker.] 'Orange you happy mon?'
Lincoln: Sis, I may not be an expert in history, but none of what you are saying is true. When was the last time you ever read a history book?
Mabel [points at her brothers] Edit it out!
[The tape fast-forwards. Both Dipper and Lincoln disappeared.]
[Mabel snapped her fingers a couple of more times. Which showed that stickers had appeared on her face]: Cut away!
[Static. Leia is then seen to be holding her Sticktionary.]
Mabel: Let's take a look at my personal Stickionary. [She open's It up.] Stickers fall into several distinct categories. Puffy Stickers.
Soos [Who was holding the camera]: So soft!
Mabel [Turns the page]: Googley eyes stickers. [Shakes the book]
Soos: Aaah! It's like they're watching me!
Mabel [Turns the page] Bumper stickers, scratch and sniff, sniff and touch, listen and taste, and price stickers! You can get these ones free at the store!
Lincoln [Off-screen]: Wait, did you take them off the merchandise when you got them?
[Static. The scene shows an electronics store.]
Mabel [Takes price tags off the TV's]: Sticker, stickers, stickers. Hahaha.
Customer: [Picks up a TV]: Free TV's, everybody!
[Other costumers run and steel TV's. Static, cuts back to Mabel in the house.]
Mabel: That besides the point. You shouldn't doubt my authority. In the sticker world, I'm the girl who can get you things. But there are also stickers that everyone else uses as well. Luan likes the ones with jokes. Leni likes ones that have 'Sales' or 'down something percent', Luna likes ones that have bands on them. Lisa likes to label ones on her beakers. Likes these for example. [She holds up a couple of them with chemical names.]
Dipper [Off-screen]: Uh, did you take those off the beakers she was using?
[An explosion went off off-screen somewhere nearby.]
Lisa [Off-Screen]: WHO WAS THE IMBECILE WHO TOOK THE LABELS OFF THE BEAKERS I WAS USING! DOES ANYONE ELSE HEAR SOME SORT OF RINGING?
Mabel [Grins sheepishly]: Take us to the next scene.
[Static. Cuts to Mabel and Stan in the Gift Shop.]
Stan: I need a sticker to put on my car to, y'know, get the cops off my back.
[Mabel shows him a 'Baby on Board' sticker.]
Stan: Oh! [Tries to grab it.]
Mabel [Takes it back]: Uh-uh! My price?
[Stan sighed, and gives her a huge can of industrial sprinkles.]
Leia: I'm gonna get so sick.
[Static. Leia is shown to be eating the sprinkles.]
Lucas: Mabel, don't you think those are hazardous to your health?
Lori [Walks on-screen.]: Leia, I know Stan gave you that. Give me that, or else you'll literally get cavities.
Mabel: EDIT IT OUT!
[She snaps her fingers, and both Lori and Dipper disappeared. She snaps her fingers a couple of more times. Sunglasses appear on her face, a radio appeared on the bed. And finally, Soos appears while holding a plate of food.]
Soos: What? How did I get here?
Mabel: Thanks for watching Leia's Guide to Stickers. And now a riddle: What kind of sticker can save your life?
[Static.]
Mabel: Waddles! If you please.
[Waddles was sitting on a chair and standing on the Grappling Hook. He somehow pressed the trigger, and the hook shot out and hits Mabel.]
Mabel [sits up and opens her jacket and shows that Stickers were on her.]: Puffy Stickers! [She said with a laugh.] It still really hurt, though…
[Static. End.]