I decided to do this one, considering this is the last one for Mabel. I'm thinking of making up a couple of them. If you guys have any ideas, please let me know.
And also, thanks again to Bloodyninja88 for giving me ideas to this.
I own none of the content and I hope you enjoy.
Mabel's Guide: Art
[Static. Mabel was getting up from the ground. She had umbrellas, goggles, a helmet, and a pillow attached to her that had "Amelia Awesomeheart" on it.]
Mabel: And that was Leia's Guide to Flying. [She then throws down the umbrellas and walked to a bird that was perched on a fence.] In conclusion, flying and falling are basically the same thing. I am like you now, bird. We are now one! [She said to the bird.] Also, a shout out to my sister Lisa… why did you want to study what I was doing again?
[The camera moved to Lisa, who was writing down something on a notepad on the side.]
Lisa: I wanted to see your obvious failed attempt at flight. And to see how it could benefit me in my research to allow normal man to fly. I am thinking about combing human DNA and the DNA of the Falco Peregrinus, street name Peregrine Falcon. They are the fastest known bird. I'm not sure yet, I'm still in the planning stage.
Mabel [Blinked and then looked excited]: Do you think you can turn me into something cuter?
Lisa: Hmm, possible, what do you have in mind?
[Cut to intro.]
Leia voice-over: Today: Leia's Guide to Art!
[Mabel is shown to be in the shack, and is next to a moose statue.]
Mabel: Art! It's all around us! [Shows a postcard of Egypt.] From the big triangles of the desert. Then to a pen] To the pens that go like… broop! Broop! [She moves the pen to allow the hat inside to move.]
[Static. Cuts to a video of an elephant painting.]
Mabel: Ha ha! Even old Jumbo is getting in on the act. Don't quit your day job, Jumbo! That's… that's really bad.
[Static. Cuts back to Mabel.]
Mabel: No one knows what art means or where it comes from, but one thing is for sure. I'm great at it!
[She then shows a picture she drew at 2, which was an odd shape.]
Leia: At age 2, I was naturally gifted. [Puts another picture.] At age 5, I was a master of portraits. [Shows a couple of stick figures of her siblings.] Age 7 was a time of free exploration. [Shows a picture of Rainbows in a courtroom.] But everything changed when I saw this amazing caricature! [Shows a caricature of Lori. She is holding her phone, the most noticeable thing is that it shows a fart cloud coming out of her butt with the words 'Toot' on it.]
Lori [Takes the picture.] Give me that! I literally still have a feeling you guys paid the artist to add that! And like I said before, I don't fart, it's my shows, see. [Moves her shoes around to make a noise, but nothing happens.]
[The camera goes back to Leia.]
Mabel: Back on topic. Now, what could make it even better you ask? I give you… The Cat-icature! [She holds up a cat-icature of Lori]
[The scene pauses for a moment with the caption and sound of 'CAT-ICATURE!']
Mabel: Just compare this amazing likeness to Lori!
Lori: No offense, the only comparable things is the hair-
Mabel [Interrupts]: You're right it does looks exactly like you!
[The scene changes to cat-icatures of the family, Wendy, Waddles, Soos, Bobby and Ronnie Anne on the table. Mabel then places a Stan cat-icature next.]
Stan: Uh, it's just the same crummy cat face with a different hat or feature each time.
Mabel: Exactly! And I sell' em for 10 dollars each.
Stan: You need an agent? I am now your agent.
[Static. Mabel is in Toby Determined's office. She then gives a cat-icature of him.]
Toby: It looks exactly like me! Right down to my actual cat whiskers that the doctors can't explain! [Hugs the picture.] Meow, meow, meow!
Mabel: You're always weirder than I remember.
[Static. Cuts to Stan selling the cat-icatures.]
Stan: Mabel! These cat-icatures are sellin' like hot cakes!
Mabel: Cat-icatures are good. But I've moved on to the next level. Behold… [Takes out a cat with a picture on its stomach.] Humani-cat-icatures!
[The scene pauses with a caption and sound of 'Humanicaticature appears. The customers there start to shout and ask to buy the humani-cat-icatures.]
Stan [Happily yells]: Somebody get this girl more cats!
[Static. Shows Mabel and Lana around angry cats. Their clothes were clawed, and they looked disheveled.
Lana [Holding a cat treat]: Here you are, get the treat. [Looks at Mabel annoyed] I hope I get paid for this.
Mabel: Don't worry you will. This concludes Leia's guide to Art. Where we learned sometimes you have to suffer for your art. Here kitty, kitty.
[The cat attacks her face, and she falls.]
Lana: Bad cat! Bad! Take the treat, and get off my sister!
[The cat then pounces on Lana, and she yelped. She then runs around, trying to get it off.]
Mabel: it actually kinda tickles.
Lana: Well it doesn't for me!
[Static. End.]