These things take like 5 or 10 minutes to make, don't know why it took me a full year?! Really sorry again, I hope you all can forgive me.

Also, there will be two characters introduced or mentioned in this that has to do with my new Loud Gravity chapter... which I am still currently working on, so please be patient. I'm sorry again.

I own none of the content, and please enjoy!

Lefty

[Static. The screen then shows Dipper and Lincoln:

Dipper: Alright, uh. Welcome back to Dipper and Lincoln's Guide to the Unexplained. Today we investigate Gravity Falls Anomaly #82.

[As Dipper said the last part, Lincoln held up the title card, and then lowered it. The camera then panned over to a bowling alley, where a guy was sitting at a desk.]

Lincoln: And that anomaly is that guy. Sure he looks normal, but the one thing that doesn't make him normal, is he's always facing left.

[Static. Footage is then shown the man doing normal day tasks, but he does it while he is facing left.]

Dipper: We've been following him around for weeks…

Lincoln: And we've haven't seen the right side of his face. He even shops at Reininger's, where Leni works, and she hasn't seen his right side.

[Static. Video is shown of Leni at work.]

Leni: You guys are like, asking about that one guy who always is facing left? I've seen him looking at the clothes. I think he has some gross acne. I tried to get Mirajane to do some makeup, if that was case. But he like, turned her down.

[One of Leni's coworkers, Cody, appeared on the camera.]

Cody: I mean, who can say no to Mirajane? That guy is weird.

[Static. Goes back to the present.]

Lucas: Leia, theories?

Mabel (Holds pictures): Theory one: He's hiding an embarrassing sunburn. Theory two: Half-man, half lizard man! And theory number three: my personal favorite: He's normal! And both you and Lincoln are just crazy!

Lincoln [Grabs the photos]: That's a theory even Lisa would never consider. We're being serious here, Mabes.

[Mabel giggled.]

Dipper: We find out now!

[The three of them run into the bowling alley.]

Dipper: Hello, good sir!

Lefty: Eh, I'm sorry, cameras aren't allowed in here.

Dipper: Oh, it's not on. Not on. [He then pretends to turn it off.] [Whispers]: He bought it! [To the lefty man]: So would you mind grabbing those bowling shoes for me? The ones on your right side?

Lefty: Those ones? [Dipper nods and he then puts them on the counter, without turning around.]

Lincoln [whispers to Dipper]: I got this, bro. Oh shoot, I… dropped my wallet! [He then throws his wallet, which was Ace Savvy themed] It's on your right. Maybe you should turn and get it.

Lefty [Sights and picks it up without turning around] There you are, sir.

Dipper: Fine… could you just get me my bowling ball?

Lefty: I don't' see why not.

[Both boys follow him.]

Lefty: Let's see, looks like maybe it's in here…

Dipper: Well, I was thinking it could be the… [Turns him around and it is revealed that the guy was a robot, being controlled by small aliens.

Lincoln: What the heck?!

[One of the aliens notices them]: Guys!

[The rest of the aliens gasp, while the three siblings gasp in shock.]

Alien #2: We're blown, shut it down! Shut it down!

[Him and the other aliens then proceeded to take suicide pills (That's what it says on the transcript... this part was dark), and once they fall down, they disappear. The robot body then collapses and explodes, and then the fire sprinklers turn on. The three siblings then proceed to run away.]

Dipper: Well, that concludes anomaly #82.

Lincoln: On another note, we may have to burn the tape.

[Static. End.]