This is the last Dipper's guide episode. I will now try to make up a couple now, like I will also do with Mabel.

Dipper and Lincoln's Guide 5: The Hide-Behind

[Static. Opens to Dipper writing on sign.]

Mabel: [Whispering from behind camera] We're on!

Dipper: Oh. [Clears throat] Hello. And welcome back to Dipper and Lincoln's Guide to the Unexplained.

Mabel: [Holds up UFO keychain and buzzes it]

Dipper:Thank you. Today we investigate Gravity Falls anomaly #132: The Hide Behind. [Holds up title card]

[Static.]

Dipper [Reading from Journal 3]: Local lumberjacks tell of a mysterious creature, always just out of sight. But these photos suggest it might actually be real! [Stops reading it, and realizes something] And now that I think about it, it reminds me of Lucy. You can never know where she is, and when she'll appear. Either way, I intend to find out!

Lucy [Who is behind him]: Hey, Dipper.

[Dipper drops the camera, and yelps in fright, and turned around to see the sister in question. He then sees Mabel and Lincoln high-five, and laugh.]

Mabel and Lincoln: Hahaha!

[Dipper gives his siblings unimpressed look]: Very funny guys.

[Static. Cut to Manly Dan, he is in the woods, while his sons are in the background, cutting a tree down.]

Manly Dan: Hide Behind? Oh, he's real alright. REAL AS MY BEARD! He was behind me once; made this sound: tchktchktchktchk. Mighty spooky.

[The tree that Dan's sons are cutting down starts to fall. They run away.]

Dan's Oldest Son: Daaad!

Dan's Middle Son: It's comin' down!

Dan: DADDY'S DOIN' A MOVIE! He's doin' a movie now.

[The tree falls on a shack. Static, cut to Lazy Susan pouring and overflowing a cup of coffee.]

Susan: Oh, the Hide Behind is definitely real. He might even be behind me right now! Let me see... [turns around and around] Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa—

[Static, cut to Stan.]

Stan: Don't believe every legend you hear, kids. The people in this town are literally the dumbest people in the world. Literally.

[Static, cut to Lazy Susan still spinning around. Cut back to Stan.]

Stan: The Hide Behind's just a rumor. You want a mystery? How about the mystery of why—

[Something runs behind Stan.]

Stan: What the... AH!

Dipper: That's it! (Runs after it)

Lincoln: After it! [Runs after him]

Stan: Hey, we're doin' an interview here! Kids!

Mabel: Dipper! Lincoln!

Dipper: I'm coming for ya. Where is he? Where is he?

Lincoln: Like Lucy, he can be anywhere.

[Static, cut to a tiny tree.]

Dipper: Alright. After hours of searching, we've narrowed it down to this tree. (the camera faces to Dipper and Lincoln) I know what you're wondering. How do you catch a creature who's always right behind you? How about... (zooms out the camera) A mirror suit! Nothing's going to sneak up on old Dipper.

Lincoln: Except for that blind spot.

Dipper: What blind— AAH!

Mabel: [Hangs down from a tree and knocks Dipper over] THIS BLIND SPOT!

Dipper: AAH! Oof! I'm down! Dipper down!

[Static.]

Dipper This is it. Get ready to finally be seen, Hide Behind! In 3... 2... 1...

[Him, Lincoln, and Mabel Jump behind the tree, to find an owl with a maraca in its mouth.]

Dipper: A-ha! What?

Mabel Wow! Cool! Maraca owl! Lana will love this! And I think Luna as well.

[Static.]

Dipper: (Takes off mirror suit and dumps it on the ground, groans) Well, based on lack of evidence, I have to conclude, anomaly # 132, the Hide Behind, just a legend. [Sighs and starts to walk away]

Lincoln [Shrugs, and places a supportive hand on his shoulder]: Eh, I don't think it's something we should obsesses about, bro. I guess some things are meant to be mystery.

[What they didn't know, that the Hide Behind was there, and started to follow them. It then hides behind a tree, when both boys turned around.]

Dipper: What was that? Meh, nothing. [Keeps walking]

[The Hide Behind continues to follow both boys, then hides when they turns again. They both walks off, followed by the Hide Behind. Static.]