Author's note: Bonus episodes such as this one are guest recommended battles and will come out sooner than normal episodes.
G'day mates, and welcome to the first bonus round of Clash of Heroes. Today, we'll be going down under as four of pop culture's toughest Aussies duke it out to see who's on top. First, we have the weird kangaroo-alligator thing with a flame thrower, from the world of Crash Bandicoot: DINGODILE! Next we have the slippery weasel from the world of Ice Age, the one-eyed dino tamer: BUCK! Third is the red-eyed crime boss from the world of Mortal Kombat, leader of Black Dragon: KANO! Finally, he may be from New Zealand, but he's got the accent, so we'll count it, the sharpest shooter of all mercenaries, a professional with standards: THE SNIPER! Now that the fighters have been introduced: LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLLLEEEEE DOWN UNDER!
The scene shows a wild west-like town. One of the buildings explode as Dingodile walks out with a sack of money over his shoulder.
"Oh yeah, this will look nice back at my place!" he says, just then a small shape zips past and cut the bottom of the bag, spilling its contents. Shocked, Dingodile turns to see Buck a few feet away, his dino-tooth knife in hand.
"Ya know, it ain't nice to steal, mate." Buck says, twirling his knife.
"Like I care." Dingodile shouts, now very angry, "Time to burn ya little weasel!"
Unknown to the two, their shouting wakes Sniper, who was sleeping on a rocking chair outside another building. Kano also notices the brawl and sneaks up to try and take some of the spilled cash. However, Buck notices his approach.
"Oi! What do you think you're doing?!" he shouts at Kano. Dingodile also turns and notices Kano: "You trying to make off with my stuff?"
"Ah, crikey," Kano says pulling out his knife, "Didn't want to do this fellas, but whateva." Dingodile begins blasting fire at Kano, who barely manages to dodge. Buck runs up and begins zooming around both Dingodile and Kano, stabbing at each of them with his dagger. Meanwhile Sniper sees this as an opportunity for more practice and, equipping the Razorback, heads to the upstairs floor of the building, his sniper rifle in hand. Once at the top floor, he kneels by the window at watches through his rifle's scope, waiting for a clean shot. Meanwhile, Dingodile becomes very annoyed at Buck's darting and constant stabbing and proceeds to spray fire in all directions. Kano, wounded from Buck's stabs, barely manages to get out of range, but Buck gets caught in the flames and his legs become severely burned. Now unable to move as fast, he tries one last resort and hurls his dagger straight at Dingodile's head. It's a clean kill as the blade buries itself in Dingodile's head, effectively killing him. As he falls to the ground, Buck proceeds to walk up and get his dagger, but is shot through the head by an unknown attacker. Kano sees the shot, and, immediately figuring out where it came from, runs into the building where Sniper is hiding. As he stealthily makes his way upstairs, he sees Sniper at the window. Dagger in hand he slowly approaches Sniper, but when he brings the knife down on his back, the blade connects with the Razorback, stunning Kano's whole arm. Sniper whips around, throwing a jarate jar at Kano, covering Kano with its contents. Disgusted, Kano looks at himself and begins to ask: "Is this…?"
"That's right, mate." Sniper says. Kano looks up to see a sniper rifle aimed at his face.
"It's piss." Sniper finished before pulling the trigger, shooting Kano through the face. As Kano's body falls to the ground. Sniper takes off his hat, places it over his heart, and says: "You best stay down while you can, mate."
THE WINNER IS SNIPER
Next Time: BONUS EPISODE
The scene shows a jungle. A man with wild, long hair, military gear, and a large gun is seen walking through it. The camera pans up to show that the man is not alone as an invisible figure is seen watching from the treetops, uttering a familiar, chattering noise.
RAMBO VS PREDATOR
And coming later:
The silhouette of an armored figure walks up. As heavy metal music begins building, the figure raises a shotgun, cocking the weapon.
Author's note: This was certainly an interesting fight. Kano was arguably the most experienced fighter, Buck was fastest, Dingodile had the most firepower, and Sniper had the most range. It was that range that gave Sniper the winning edge. He could stay farthest from the fighting and still be an effective killer. Dingodile was the first to die because he was certainly powerful, but he lacked the speed that Buck easily had. Buck fell next due to his wounds, which took his most valuable trait in his speed. Kano could have won this fight, but he has no idea how the Razorback works, effectively screwing himself over. Plus, Sniper has had experience fighting Spy, who works in a similar way to Kano.