Greetings, and welcome to the next round of Clash of Heroes. Today will be guns galore as we see two of the biggest demon-killers duke it out. And here with me today, is our special guest and gun enthusiast, Boomstick.
Boomstick: What, did you really think I would miss out on a bloodbath like this? Plus, I gotta get away from Wiz for a bit. God knows how many needles that little bitch had stuck me with thanks to his experiments.
Ringleader: Fair enough. Now to introduce our contestants. First, we have the heavy hitting monster hunter who just so happens to be a demon himself, HELLBOY.
B: And his opponent is my personal hero, with more guns than I could possibly wish for. He's destroyed the entire demon hordes almost five fricking times over, and you better believe he ain't stopping anytime soon, the green armored mass murderer himself, THE DOOM SLAYER.
R: Right you are, Boomstick. And now that we know our fighters, LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLLEEEE!
The scene opens in an abandoned building, where the corpses of various monsters lie about. Hellboy is standing in the middle of it all, gun smoking.
"Who else wants it?" he asks, then he sees one of the monsters heading for the door.
"Trying to escape, I see, ya little punk." He says raising his gun. However, before he can shoot, a shotgun blast rings out as the monster's head explodes form the shot.
"What the…?" Hellboy says, then sees the Doom Slayer walk through the door, combat shotgun raised.
"I had that under control, but thanks anyways." Hellboy says, "Who even are you?"
In response, Slayer raises his shotgun and aims at Hellboy.
"Woah there easy now. I'm on your…" But before he can finish, Slayer begins firing, one of the shots hitting Hellboy in the shoulder.
"So that's how it's gonna be?" Hellboy said, cocking his pistol "Alright then." Then the two charge straight at each other.
B: HERE WE GOOOOO!
Both fire simultaneously, both shots hitting their mark. Hellboy stumbles, but gets back up. Unfortunately for him, Slayer does the same.
"So, you're pretty tough, huh?" Hellboy asks, "well let's find out just how tough."
Raising his gauntleted fist he charges forward with a punch. Slayer simply cracks his fists and, to Hellboy's shock, catches the punch.
"What in the…" Hellboy begins to say, but Slayer cuts him off by activating his shoulder-mounted flamethrower, shooting a burst of flames in Hellboy's face. This causes his to stand back, giving Slayer an opening; he takes out his Rocket Launcher and aims at Hellboy. Seeing the weapon, Hellboy only has time to shout: "Oh, come on!" before a rocket sends him flying. Slayer continues to fire rocket after rocket as the walls and floor begin to collapse. Just then, he hears Hellboy's voice coming from the rubble: "Nice trick, but I can do better." Hellboy than explodes out of the rubble, his horns in full flame and an ax in hi hand. Before Slayer could react, Hellboy began attacking with a flurry of punches and slashes, eventually slamming Slayer into the wall. As Slayer knelt to the ground, recovering from the barrage of hits, Hellboy slowly walked up with his ax raised: "Sorry, pal, but you asked for this." But as he brought the ax down, Slayer raised his hand, deploying his wrist blade, which caught the ax mid swing. As Hellboy looked on, stunned, Slayer reached with his other hand, pulling out the ballista. Charging the weapon, he blasted Hellboy back. Hellboy tried to recover, but was blasted back even more when the charged projectile detonated. Activating his berserker power, Slayer brings out his crucible and ignites the blade; now it was his turn to charge. Running forward, Slayer unleashed a flurry of slashes, each hit severely wounding Hellboy. After punching Hellboy into another wall, Slayer moved to the other side of the room, sheathing the crucible.
"What? You chickening out all of a sudden?" Hellboy asked, only to see Slayer pull out the BFG-9000 and dim it right at him.
"Oh, shi-" Hellboy began to say, but then Slayer pulled the trigger, vaporizing Hellboy in a blast of green plasma. Holstering the BFG, Slayer walked over to the crater where Hellboy once was and grinned under his helmet; this one had put up a fight, but death always comes to demons when the Doom Slayer is the one they face.
THE WINNER IS THE DOOM SLAYER
B: HOLY SHIT! I gotta come here more often!
R: Fine by me, just don't leave your beer cans all over the place.
B:*opens beer can* No promises.
Next time
"The minute you put your desires before my own, they will be lost to you."
A shrouded figure with glowing red eyes and pale white skin appears.
VS
A dark armored figure appears, the fiery outline of an eye forming around him.
"There is no victory for you here. Only DEATH. Give in to the One."
SALEM(RWBY) vs SAURON (Lord of the Rings)
Author's note: I thought it would be nice to add a cameo from DB's Boomstick, and this probably won't be the last. Quick Disclaimer as the character Boomstick is owned by Rooster Teeth. As for why Slayer won: Hellboy was pretty skilled, but was easily comparable to one of Slayer's enemies: the Marauder. Plus, Slayer has more experience, strength, durability, and WAY more firepower. It was only a matter of time before Hellboy would fall to the Slayer's power.
