Note: Seeing as I am doing a fanfic with one hundred oneshot stories, I felt like doing a fanfic with parodies of classic horror movies. If you find these bad, I don't blame you. In fact, I am new to this fanfiction thing. These stories will NOT be the greatest ones on this website. Unlike 100 Oneshot Stories, all of these will be crossovers. Since I've said that, let's get on with it, shall we?

Chapter 1: Attack of the 50 Foot Fennec

Cast

Fara Phoenix

Bert Raccoon

Lisa Raccoon

Fox McCloud

Falco Lombardi

Ralph Raccoon

Peppy Hare

Bentley Raccoon

Bert and Lisa were walking through the Evergreen Forest with Bentley walking behind them. There was nothing important going on, as they just felt like taking a walk. The three raccoons were just minding their own business before they heard an odd noise. This noise sounded like a jet engine, but different. Such a noise startled Bert, Lisa, and Bentley, who knew that this noise was nothing good.

All of a sudden, three spaceships came down from the sky and landed near Bert, Lisa, and Bentley.

"This is bad!" Lisa said.

"Are you kidding me?" Bert spoke, "This is great!"

"Bert, those are alien spaceships!" Bentley stated.

"We can get a picture of this and tell Ralph and Melissa about it, though!" Bert said in excitement.

"But the aliens might suck our brains out!" Bentley complained.

"Or take us into space!" Lisa added.

"I'm sure that the aliens come in peace!" The older male raccoon stated.

All of a sudden, the three spaceships opened up. Out from them came an orange fox, a blue and red bird, and a hare.

"Those are weird aliens." Bentley noted.

"Let's hope that they come in peace." Lisa said.

"Hello there civilians." The hare greeted.

"Hello." Bentley greeted.

"How's everyone doing today?" The fox asked.

"We're doing fine!" Bert smiled.

"That's good to know." The vulpine alien stated.

"Let's not waste time, Fox," The avian said, "Fara could be anywhere!"

"Who's Fara?" Lisa asked.

"More importantly, who are you guys?" Bentley asked.

"We're Star Fox," The fox said, "and Fara's an ally of ours who we believe has escaped to this planet."

"What did she escape from?" Bentley asked.

"She escaped from us." The hare said.

"Why?" Lisa curiously looked at the aliens.

"Before she left," The avian said, "Fara took an experimental drug. Said drug allows whoever took it to grow in height. We hadn't tested it, so we don't know how big she might have become."

"Is that all?" Bert asked.

"We tried to get Slippy to help her," The hare said, "but that crazy fennec ate him!"

"Even if she came to Earth," Bentley spoke, "how do we know if she's here?"

All of a sudden, there were screams coming from deeper within the Evergreen Forest.

"Does that answer your question?" The avian asked.

From out of nowhere, a giant fennec fox, who was roughly fifty feet high, walked towards the group.

"Fox, where are you?" The fennec giantess asked.

"Is that the Fara lady you guys mentioned?" Bert looked at the three aliens.

"Yes," Fox answered, "and we need to run!"

"Why?" Bentley asked.

"Because the drug she took makes whoever takes it really hungry!" The avian shouted.

Fara looked down at the group and smiled.

"There you guys are!" The fennec said.

"H-hi Fara!" Fox nervously greeted.

"Come here," The giantess said, "I want to talk to you guys! I want to talk to you and your new friends about going inside my mouth! My mouth is a fun place and I think that you would want to get in there!"

"Run!" The hare shouted as he ran off.

The others ran off as well, with Fara walking behind them. The fennec could easily catch up with them due to her now massive size, but they were running too fast.

"Man, you guys are too fast for me!" She complained.

The group found themselves outrunning the gigantic fennec with relative ease. Once she was alone, Fara turned around.

"Oh well," Fara said, "I bet that there is plenty of food around here."

"Let's head to the Raccoondominium!" Bert shouted.

"How do you know that Fara won't find us?!" The avian asked.

"I saw her turn around as we were running!" The raccoon cried.

Finding themselves at a tree that was built like a house, Star Fox watched as Bentley knocked on the door. As the door opened, the group was greeted by a raccoon wearing a white scarf.

"What are you guys doing here?" The ring-tailed creature asked.

"We need to hide here, Ralph!" Bert stated.

"There's a giant fennec fox on the loose!" Lisa said.

"Guys, that's ridi-" Ralph tried to snark before he saw the strange characters who were with them, "I'm sorry, but who are you guys?"

"We're Star Fox," Fox introduced, "and the fennec that the girl mentioned is one of our allies: Fara Phoenix."

"Why is she giant?" Ralph asked.

"To make a long story short," The avian said, "never give an experimental drug to anyone before testing it out."

"Noted." The raccoon stated.

"Can we come in?" The hare asked.

"I guess so." Ralph said as he let the group in.

Fara walked through the Evergreen Forest in order to find something that she could eat. However, there was next to nothing that the fennec could find that could satisfy her. Considering how she was now a giant, she couldn't just eat something that she could swallow in one gulp. As she walked, she felt something jumping around in her stomach. That something soon found itself up to her mouth. Curious, Fara put her hand in her mouth and pulled out a familiar specimen: Slippy Toad.

"Check it out!" The toad yelled, "I survived!"

"Good for you." Fara grumbled as she lowered him to the ground.

"Where's the rest of the team?" Slippy asked.

"They ran off to somewhere." The gigantic fennec said.

"I'll go get them!" The toad stated as he ran the other way.

Fara sighed and said "I might as well follow that little idiot."

Bert, Ralph, Lisa, Bentley, and Star Fox were sitting at the table.

"Where's Aunt Melissa?" Bentley asked.

"She's off working on the photographs." Ralph said.

"I hope that Fara doesn't eat her." Bert said.

"I'm sure she'll be fine." Ralph sighed.

"While we're at it," Lisa said to the three Star Fox members, "why don't you introduce yourselves?"

"My name is Fox McCloud," Fox stated, "I'm the leader of Star Fox."

"Name's Falco Lombardi, kid." The avian introduced himself.

"And I'm Peppy Hare," The hare said, "you can call me a mentor to the other members."

"Nice to meet you all." Bert said.

"Sorry about your teammate." Bentley sighed.

"It's okay," Falco said, "Slippy's in a better place now."

"The doorway?" Bert asked.

"No, you idiot," The avian sighed in annoyance, "I mean the stars."

"Then why is there a toad at the door?" Lisa asked.

"What?!" Peppy was surprised as he looked at the doorway.

"Hi everybody!" Slippy greeted.

Fox was speechless.

"Slippy!" Peppy cried.

"You're alive?!" Falco asked in utter astonishment.

"Yeah," The toad said, "and all I had to do was jump out of Fara's body!"

"Where is she?" Fox asked.

"She's miles away from me, that's where she is!" Slippy cheerfully stated.

"Is that so?" Bentley asked.

"Yes!" Slippy said.

"Then why is there a massive eye in the window?!" Ralph screamed.

True to the raccoon's word, Fara's eye was pressed next to the window. Lisa screamed as the enormous fennec opened the window and reached for Fox.

"Don't do this!" Peppy cried.

"We're not food!" Bert screamed.

Their pleas fell on deaf ears, as Fara grabbed both Fox and Lisa in her hands. Horrified, the group ran outside and saw the gigantic fennec holding her captured would-be meals.

"Put them down!" Falco shouted.

"I'm hungry, though!" Fara frowned.

"Fara," Fox said, "there's probably plenty of stuff for you to eat. You just need to find something."

"Can you put us down?" Lisa asked.

"Sure." Fara sighed.

However, only Lisa was lowered to the ground.

"Where's Fox?" Peppy asked.

"I don't know!" Fara lied, her cheeks full.

"Let me out!" Fox screamed inside the fennec's mouth.

"Fara!" Everyone said as they crossed their arms.

Sighing in annoyance, Fara pulled Fox out of her mouth and sat him down on the ground.

"Thanks." The vulpine said.

"What should I eat now that I'm a giant?" The fennec asked.

"Might I make a suggestion?" Ralph asked.

From that day onwards, Fara found herself eating what she could in the farthest corner of the Evergreen Forest. Every so often, Star Fox would visit the gigantic fennec. It would seem that everything was fine.

"Oh, there's another planet I could add to my collection!" A feminine voice rang out.

That voice belonged to a spaniel who was much larger than the Earth. Picking the blue planet up, she put it in a sac that was on her belt. Despite one problem being taken care of, another one had started. This time, Earth was going on a ride it wouldn't forget.

Note: I know, this chapter wasn't scary, but each of these stories will be like The Simpsons' Treehouse of Horror specials, given how they combine parody, horror, and comedy. None of these connection to each other, so don't be surprised when you read the next chapter. As a fair warning, most of them will be a crossover with Star Fox. I decided to make Fara the 50 Foot Woman because I have to focus on other characters in the franchise.

Fara: How generous of you, but why?

Me: Well, it's just me being nice.

Krystal: He's a good person, isn't he?

Me: I'm not a good person 100% of the time, guys. Sorry to piss in your Cheerios.

Tech: Mind if I come in?

Me: What do you need?

Tech: What's the next chapter going to be about?

Me: Just wait for it to arrive, I made a promise to not add spoilers in my stories.

Tech: Okay.

As for those who have read this chapter, I know that I ended this one on a cliffhanger. However, some horror movies end like that. What did you guys think about this chapter, even though it ended on a weird note? Let me know when you leave a review or give a constructive criticism. Until next time guys, peace!