Note: I probably should have mentioned this before, but every antagonist in these stories will be a Star Fox character. As a fair warning, I gave it the M rating because of all the violence and language in it. Also, some of these chapters are pretty much horror-comedies, even if they're based on non-comedic horror movies. Okay, now that I've cleared that up, let's move on to chapter three.

Chapter 3: Falco-Zilla

Cast

Falco Lombardi

Homer Simpson

Marge Simpson

Professor Frink

Clancy Wiggum

Lou

Homer Simpson and Marge Bouvier were walking through the field of Springfield, out on a date for the afternoon. The two were simply taking a hike, with Homer getting tired every so often. Little did they know, today would turn out to be a bad day. On this day, an ancient beast would be awakened, and Springfield would never be the same again. While the couple walked, the ground vibrated.

"What the hell was that?!" Homer asked.

"The weather didn't say that there would be an earthquake today." Marge said.

"If they're earthquakes," Homer surmised, "why are they happening every so often?"

"I don't know, Homer." Marge stated.

The couple continued to walk, unaware that a massive bird was miles away from them. This bird was known as Falco-Zilla, and he was now awakened. Now that he was up, the giant let out a powerful roar. This roar startled Marge and Homer.

"Is it me, or are wolves scarier than we remember?!" Homer asked in horror.

"That wasn't a wolf!" Marge screamed.

Falco-Zilla was now upon them, his eyes gleaming with hunger.

"Giant bird!!!" Homer and Marge screamed.

Fearing for their lives, the couple ran away as fast as they could. However, Falco-Zilla was not one to get away from so easily. In fact, the massive bird was a few miles away from Homer and Marge. With no where left to run, the couple held hands, bracing for impact.

"Goodbye, Homer!" Marge shouted in fear.

"Goodbye, Marge!" Homer yelled.

All of a sudden, a helicopter came down and got the couple. Inside the helicopter was the brilliant Professor Frink, joined by a few soldiers.

"Professor Frink?!" Marge was surprised.

"Thanks for saving us!" Homer said.

"All in a day's work." Frink stated, "But we need to get you both away from Falco-Zilla!"

"Falco-Zilla?" Marge asked.

"Who's he?" Homer asked.

"The bird who was chasing you." Frink stated.

Now that his prey was gone, Falco-Zilla walked into Springfield, where he was greeted by terrified, fleeing citizens. Without hesitation, the giant began to smash buildings and throw vehicles. In addition, he fired a devastating laser from its beak. This laser beam caused a massive explosion that devastated a vast majority of Springfield. It seemed that there would be no stopping Falco-Zilla in his rampage. Everyone in Springfield would suffer the wrath of the enormous bird.

Marge and Homer were taken to a Military Base, where they were surrounded by soldiers and Professor Frink.

"We can't just stay here while Falco-Zilla destroys Springfield!" Marge said.

"Not to mention, there's no food here!" Homer whimpered.

"We can have you moved to another town." Professor Frink suggested.

"What about Springfield?" Marge asked.

"She's right, Egghead," Clancy Wiggum, one of the soldiers, said, "we can't just let some big chicken run amuck throughout Springfield!"

"If we leave him alone," Lou, another soldier, surmised, "he could destroy Springfield! Not to mention the world itself!"

"We've got to do something!" Marge said.

"Run to another town?" Homer suggested.

"Actually," Wiggum said, "we have a massive weapon that can defeat any monster."

"But it hasn't been tested yet, Chief." Lou stated.

"Do you want to beat a giant monster or not, Lou?!" Wiggum asked in annoyance.

"All we need is a distraction." Frink stated.

Everyone in the room looked at Homer.

"D'oh!" Homer grunted.

Falco-Zilla was still rampaging through Springfield, having reduced much of it to rubble. The law enforcement was trying to take him down, but it was clear that the giant bird was unstoppable. Without hesitation, he smashed them all underneath his enormous talons. Before he could continue rampaging, he heard a noise.

"Hey bird!" A voice rang out behind him.

Falco-Zilla turned around and saw Homer standing bravely.

"Your mother was a chicken and your father was a blue jay!" Homer taunted.

Enraged, Falco-Zilla moved towards him, intent on smashing him to death.

"Now guys!" Homer shouted.

A helicopter with an odd weapon mounted on its side flew towards Falco-Zilla. Upon being fired, the weapon launched a massive laser that obliterated the giant bird. When the threat was gone, everyone celebrated.

"Should we really be celebrating?" Marge spoke, "Springfield's been destroyed."

"Don't worry Marge," Homer said, "we can rebuild this place."

"I hope so." Marge sighed.

"And I hope that there are no more evil giant monsters!" Wiggum said in relief.

"Uh, Chief there are giant monsters in Japan." Lou corrected him.

"Shut up, Lou." Wiggum sighed in annoyance.

Note: This story is set before Homer and Marge got married. I just never thought that I would feature characters from The Simpsons in this one, I just wanted to do something. Let's face it, the real reason I wrote this chapter is because I've seen art where one of the characters from the Star Fox franchise is either King Kong-sized or Godzilla-sized. However, I've seen no art where one of the characters is being captured by a giant creature. This chapter was rather quick, mainly because I had no idea what to do with a Godzilla parody that is a crossover between Star Fox and The Simpsons. I know, I could have just made Falco Rodan and called it a day. However, I like kaiju movies, so I did a Godzilla parody. What did you guys think about this chapter? Let me know when you leave a review or give a constructive criticism. Until next time guys, peace!