Note: Given how the title of this chapter is pretty generic, I wouldn't blame you for thinking that this one would be the weakest one in this collection. However, you can pretty much guess what movie I'm parodying as you read it. As such, I'll just shut up and let chapter six arrive.

Chapter 6: Spaniel

Cast

Fay Spaniel

Ed

Edd

Eddy

Rolf

Johnny 2x4

Nazz Von Bartonschmeer

Kevin

At Peach Creek Junior High, the students went on with their day. However, yesterday was a bad day. Not only was it raining, but there was a violent casualty. That casualty was Adam Wilson: a straight A student who went to Peach Creek Elementary. According to the news, the boy had his arm torn off violently. Before the paramedics took his body away, they saw what looked like a claw sticking out of the storm drain that he was near. They brushed it off, assuming that it was a prank gone wrong that resulted in Adam's death.

However, a student at Peach Creek Junior High doubted the "prank gone wrong" theory. That student was a boy named Edd: Double D to his classmates. Double D was one of the smartest boys at school, even being somewhat of a Teacher's Pet. While he also got high grades, he managed to build all sorts of stuff no kid would ever build. The reason he doubted the theory the paramedics made was because Adam's arm was ripped off without the help of a weapon. Something had killed the young boy, and something told Double D that it was not human.

When school was over, Double D met up with his friends, Ed and Eddy, and convinced them to go to his house. Once they were there, the three got down to talking about what happened yesterday.

"So Sockhead," Eddy spoke, "what's your diagnosis on what happened yesterday?"

"I think that whatever killed Adam Wilson wasn't human." Double D stated.

"What makes you say that?" The shorter male asked.

"The fact that Adam's arm was torn off despite no one in the cul de sac being able to rip limbs off so cleanly." The second-tallest of the Eds said.

"It's Randy the Arm-Ripper!" Ed shouted, "He has come to rip off our arms and feed them to the evil warlord of Mars!"

"That's not the conclusion I was going to come to Ed." Double D sighed.

All of a sudden, there was a knock on the door. When Double D opened it, he saw that Nazz, Kevin, and Johnny (holding Plank) were standing in the doorway.

"What are you guys doing here?" Eddy asked.

"Hanging around you dorks, that's all." Kevin stated.

"Did you guys hear about Adam Wilson?" Nazz asked.

"Everyone has heard about him, Nazz." Double D said.

"And why is Johnny here?" Eddy asked.

"I'm just here to use Double D's bathroom." Johnny stated.

"It's upstairs," Double D said, "just don't get it dirty."

As soon as Johnny got done with what he was doing, he picked up Plank and got ready to get out. Much to his surprise, the door was locked. The boy could swear that the door was unlocked while he was using the bathroom.

"Did you lock the door, Plank?" Johnny looked at his friend.

"I locked the door!" A happy, female voice rang out.

"Who said that?" The boy asked.

"I did! Hello there, Johnny!" The voice belonged to something the two friends never thought they would see: an anthropomorphic dog wearing clothes. This anthropomorphic dog looked like a spaniel, but her body belonged to a human.

"Aren't you gonna say 'hello'?" The dog asked.

Johnny shook his head.

"How about some candy?" The dog pulled out a handful of some hard candy. The candy itself was in a rainbow of colors.

"Plank says that we shouldn't talk to strangers." Johnny stated.

"I, Johnny, am Fay Spaniel!" The dog smiled, "Now we know each other!"

"I should go back downstairs," Johnny said, "our friends are waiting for us."

"Are you sure that you don't want some candy?" Fay tilted her head to the side.

"If I want candy, I'll get some at the store." The boy said as he tried to open the door.

"You can't run forever, Baldy." Fay ominously said.

"Excuse me?" Johnny was surprised by the dog's shift in voice.

"I'll get you and your friends one-by-one." The dog stated, "When they float, you'll float too. We will all float together someday, and I have come for YOU!"

Fay's snout then turned into a nested mouth lined with sharp teeth. Terrified, Johnny screamed and tried to get the door open so that he could escape. Luckily, Double D had heard the screaming and he managed to get the door open, allowing Johnny to run downstairs with Plank.

"Dude," Nazz was surprised, "Johnny, what happened up there?!"

"Plank and me were attacked by a monster!" Johnny stated.

"I bet it was an idiot-eating monster!" Eddy joked.

"No," Johnny said, "it looked like a hybrid between a dog and a human, but then her face unfolded into that of a monster's!"

"I saw a dog-girl when I was being threatened as well." Nazz said.

"What was attacking you?" Johnny asked.

"It looked like a girl," the sole female in the room explained, "but she was covered up in hair. I didn't know whether to barf or scream. The dog-girl thing was standing there while I was trying to get it away from me, holding what looked like a bloody arm in her hands."

"I was attacked by soap!" Ed stated.

"Tell us about it, Ed." Johnny said.

"One day, while I was in my room," the tallest of the Eds told his story, "I saw soap coming in! Before I could leave, it surrounded me without hesitation!"

"Did you see the dog-girl, Ed?" Nazz asked.

"No, just all of that horrible soap!" Ed wailed.

"What a baby!" Eddy loudly complained.

"We don't hear you saying you didn't encounter this dog-girl, Dorky." Kevin said.

"I haven't encountered her either." Double D said.

"But the kids in the neighborhood must have seen it," Johnny surmised, "that would explain all of the missing kids and the dead bodies, right Plank?"

"Dude, monsters or not, something weird is going on." Nazz ventured.

There was an angry scream outside of Double D's house.

"That was Rolf!" Johnny said.

"The evil dog-girl is going to devour him!" Ed panicked, "Trouble! Bad! Pain!"

"That does it!" Kevin opened the door, "No one is going to eat our pal! Let's knock this beast down to hell!"

The rowdy boy then got on his bike and started to ride towards Rolf's farm. The others followed him, with Ed and Double D practically dragging Eddy.

"Why do I have to come?!" Eddy complained.

"You're not scared, are you, Eddy?" Double D asked.

"Of course not," the smallest Ed stated, "don't be stupid!"

When the group got down to the farm, they saw Rolf fighting with what looked like a giant cow with tentacles off with a rake.

"Rolf has had enough of your evil tentacles, bovine one!" the young farmer screamed, "PREPARE YOURSELF FOR ABSOLUTE SUFFERING!!!"

The monstrosity then flew off, leaving Rolf by himself until the others approached him.

"Are you alright, Rolf?" Nazz asked.

"Rolf has seen better days, yes." He sighed.

"You're not the only one to encounter a monster, Rolf." Johnny said.

"All of us, except for Eddy, Kevin, and I, have seen monsters." Double D explained.

"The wood has seen a monster as well?" Rolf was perplexed.

All of a sudden, the Headless Horseman appeared out of nowhere with his sword out.

"The Headless Horseman?" Double D was puzzled.

"He has come to take our heads, Double D!" Ed wailed.

"Run, Double D!" Eddy screamed in fear.

"Let's hide inside Rolf's barn!" Johnny shouted.

"Rolf has good knowledge about what's going on!" Rolf stated.

The seven kids then ran inside the barn, leaving the Headless Horseman outside with Fay standing above the barn.

"Oooh," Fay smiled, "such sweet fear! I would eat them all if I could!"

"Rolf," Double D said, "now that we're in here, can you tell us what's going on?"

Rolf cleared his throat and spoke, "A long time ago, Ed-boy, there was a meteor that crashed into the Earth. This meteor contained a creature whose diet was dependent on the fear children had shown towards it. However, it can only feed for every thirty years, friends. As a result, today is another day for the monster to do its annual consumption of frightened children."

"We've got to stop this thing!" Nazz stated.

"Stopping the Spaniel is futile unless it meet a bloody end, Nazz-girl." Rolf explained.

"And we're gonna be the ones to kill it!" Kevin cracked his knuckles.

"How? We don't have weapons!" Johnny spoke.

"If this thing feeds on fear," Eddy surmised, "why don't we use bravery to fight back?"

"Not a bad idea, Eddy." Nazz stated.

"But we'll need actual weapons as well." Double D said.

"Then we'll bring what we can use!" Kevin stated.

"Gather your weapons," Rolf said, "we shall meet at the entrance to the sewers!"

The kids then exited the barn, intent on grabbing something that would pass for a weapon in order to kill the monster that was now in the cul de sac. From afar, Fay watched them.

"I guess I'll have to kill those kids before they kill me." The Spaniel smiled.

At the sewer's entrance, Rolf was patiently waiting for the others to arrive. Double D was the first to come near Rolf, followed by Kevin, Nazz, and Johnny. After them were Ed and Eddy, who were not interested in being there. Only Double D, Nazz, and Kevin were wielding weapons: Double D had his slingshot, Nazz had a bottle of perfume, and Kevin was wielding a stake.

"Let's go in," Double D said, "and stay in a group so that the monster can't eat us separately."

Opening the door, Rolf let the others in before coming in himself. The group then walked through the sewers, being careful enough of their surroundings to not get lost. As they walked through, they caught a glimpse of what looked like an orange light pumping through certain parts of the sewers.

"This place is creepy!" Nazz whispered.

"But it's worth going through to kill an evil monster!" Kevin quietly said.

Eventually, the kids found themselves in the middle of the sewer.

"Okay, this will be a good place to kill the Spaniel monster!" Kevin stated.

"All we need to do is to is corner it and rip its heart out!" Johnny said.

"Wait, where's Ed at?" Nazz asked.

Ed was not with the group.

"Oh no, he must have gotten separated from the group!" Double D said.

"Then the dim Ed-boy's sacrifice will not be in vain!" Rolf stated.

"Let's hold hands so that the monster will know that we are sharing our bravery!" Nazz suggested.

All of a sudden, Ed came into the area while screaming.

"Ed?" Eddy asked.

"What's wrong?!" Double D asked in concern.

"Spaniel!" Ed screamed.

"Everyone, hold hands!" Johnny shouted.

As the group held hands and got into a circular formation, a bright orange glow started to surge through.

"Close your eyes!" Kevin ordered.

Everyone shut their eyes, but the light was proving to be strong. It subsided before anyone could fall prey to it. When it was gone, everyone kept their eyes closed.

"Deny fear!" Rolf shouted, "Accept bravery!"

Nazz felt hair falling down onto her.

"If you want my advice," she bravely stated, "go see a barber."

Rolf felt a tentacle slither down his back.

"Rolf does not want to deal with you right now!" He said as the tentacle stopped moving and faded away.

Johnny heard candy wrappers behind him.

"If I want candy," he said to himself, "I can buy it at the store with Plank."

Ed felt soapy water touch his feet.

"I am no longer afraid of evil soap!" The tallest Ed shouted in defiance.

"Money." Eddy whispered to himself, "I want money. I want money so bad, I wish that I was rich."

"Eddy?" A familiar voice spoke, "Eddy boy."

Eddy opened his eyes and was greeted by Fay, who took him over to the wall. The boy couldn't help but be afraid, now seeing the monster with his very eyes."

"Be afraid, my boy!" The Spaniel laughed, "Be afraid!"

"Double D, your slingshot!" Nazz cried.

"All of you will taste better when you're afraid!" Fay roared.

"Hurry Sockhead and kill it!" Eddy called.

"Kill?" Fay chuckled, "Me? Oh, you are priceless, child!"

The Spaniel then changed from the form she was using to a massive, rabid dog-like creature with spider legs.

"I am eternal." The Spaniel roared, "I am the eater of worlds AND of children. And all of you are next!"

The monster then leaned its head down to bite Eddy. Before it could take a chunk out of him, Nazz took out her perfume bottle.

"This is battery acid, you slime!" The girl screamed as she sprayed the bottle at the Spaniel, which burnt the monster.

"Eat this!" Double D shouted as he fired his slingshot at it, causing a part of its body to shatter like glass. Startled, the Spaniel tried to make a break for it.

"Come on," Kevin ran towards the monster, "let's finish this!"

The kids joined him, beating the monster without mercy. Kevin even took out his stake and ran it through the Spaniel's chest, which was causing the monster to spasm uncontrollably. The group then had to make sure that the murderous creature was dead before they could leave it alone. When it finally died, everyone decided to leave the sewers. With the fact that they killed a monster in mind, the kids decided to just keep this to themselves.

The next day, a news report came up about how a strange creature was found in the sewers. Its body was then taken by a research team, who decided to study it for the time being. As the creature was revealed to be a murderous monster, the scientists couldn't help but give an acknowledgment to the person who killed it. Little did they know, the person who killed the Spaniel was actually seven children.

Note: I know, it's weird that I made Fay It. However, I had no idea what to do a parody of next, so give me a break. If you're wondering "wasn't It released in 2017?", the book has been around since the 1980s and there was a miniseries released in 1990. As a result, I just did a (rather rushed) parody of It. Also, Jimmy and Sarah didn't appear because ... I just decided to not feature them. I didn't use the Kankers either, if you were wondering where they were at. What did you guys think about this chapter? Let me know when you leave a review or give a constructive criticism. Until next time guys, peace!