Note: Don't let the title fool you. This is not a parody of Johnny the Homicidal Maniac, but rather the first Halloween movie released back in 1978. I don't even think that there's much I can do in a Halloween parody, so some scenes might be too similar. Okay, now it's time for chapter eight.

Chapter 8: Krystal the Homicidal Maniac

Cast

Krystal Bodimead

Bentley Raccoon

Annie Ringtail

Lisa Raccoon

Bert Raccoon

Panther Caroso

Sophia Tutu

On Halloween night in 1992, a newspaper-writing husband and wife team, Ralph and Melissa Raccoon, were attacked by a nine-year-old cobalt blue fox vixen, named Krystal, with a kitchen knife. Before the little girl could kill the couple, Ralph's older brother, George, took the knife from her while his wife, Nicole, called the police. The cops arrested the vixen and had her put into a psychiatric facility. For ten years, Krystal was visited by psychologists and doctors, but she never spoke after the night she was arrested. The cobalt vixen would have remained in her cell until that fateful day.

A black panther walked through the psychiatric hospital where Krystal was kept. Coming up to the receptionist's desk, he carefully rang the bell and was greeted by a gray cat.

"Who is it?" The cat asked.

"Dr. Panther Caroso." The panther said, "I'm the therapist of that one girl who tried to kill a married couple when she was little."

"I'm Dr. Maurice Street," the cat stated, "and the girl is in her cell if you want to see her."

Dr. Caroso and Dr. Street walked down the hallway to Krystal's cell, unaware that the vixen wasn't in it.

Outside the building, a Boston terrier was relaxing inside her car. This woman was one of the nurses at the psychiatric facility. Little did she know, there was someone outside of her car. This person was a fox with blue fur.

"Who is it?" The nurse asked.

The fox then smashed open the window.

"Oh my god!" the Boston terrier panicked, "You're -!"

Before she could say anything else, the fox reached in and snapped her neck with her bare hands. Now that the nurse was dead, the escaped vixen got in the car.

"I don't understand," Dr. Street said as he and Dr. Caroso ran through the hallway, "where could she have gone?!"

"I'm not sure," Dr. Caroso stated, "but we need to find her!"

A loud tire screech was heard outside, being loud enough for everyone to hear.

"She's gone!" Dr. Caroso cried, "The evil is gone!"

"How does she know how to drive anyway?!" Dr. Street spoke, "She doesn't even have a license!"

"She was driving well yesterday!" The black panther stated, "One of the inmates was teaching her!"

"What are we going to do?!" Dr. Street asked.

"I'm going to follow her," Dr. Caroso said, "and make sure that she doesn't hurt anyone!"

Meanwhile, in the Evergreen Forest, a young man named Bentley Raccoon was walking home. He was an eighteen-year-old boy, and he couldn't have been happier. After all, he could do stuff he couldn't do when he was younger. In addition, he had a girlfriend and a job. It was also Halloween, so he could hang out at his parents' house. He was basically house sitting, seeing as George and Nicole were on a cruise ship.

However, it had been ten years since his uncle Ralph and aunt Melissa were violently attacked by some crazy kid with a knife. His parents were quick to rescue them, so everyone survived that encounter. To this day, Bentley didn't know why the little girl tried to kill his relatives. He only came to the conclusion that she was just insane, given how the news said she got locked up in an asylum. The male raccoon couldn't remember what the girl's name was, but he could remember this: she was a cobalt blue fox.

Yeah right, Bentley thought to himself, foxes aren't blue. Unless she was wearing fur paint, I refuse to believe that she was as blue as the sky.

As he walked, Bentley found himself walking next to a cat, a badger, and a female gopher. The three often hung out with the raccoon when they had enough time.

"Yo, what's going on, Bentley?" The cat asked.

"Not much, Austin." The raccoon replied.

"He's just afraid of the boogie woman!" The badger taunted.

"Who?" Bentley asked.

"The girl who nearly killed your aunt and uncle." The gopher stated.

"And she's going to get you!" Austin teased.

"I take it that you believe in the boogie woman, Chris and Rachel?" Bentley grumbled.

"The boogie woman is going to get you!" Chris, the badger, taunted.

"She's going to get you!" Rachel, the gopher, sneered.

"I don't know who is more immature," Bentley surmised, "you guys or Bert?"

A car was rushing towards the four friends. Luckily, they managed to get out of the way of it.

"The hell was that about?" Bentley asked.

"Hey jerk, speed kills!" Chris shouted at the car.

The driver abruptly stopped the vehicle.

"Oh boy!" Rachel said in disdain.

"Let's just keep walking guys." Bentley said.

When he arrived at his parents' house, Bentley saw Annie sitting by the door.

"There you are, Bentley!" Annie greeted.

"Now that I'm here," the male raccoon stated, "let's go in the house."

Entering the house, Bentley and Annie saw Bert and Lisa. The two older raccoons had worried looks on their faces.

"What's wrong guys?" Bentley asked.

"A mental patient escaped." Lisa answered.

"Who is it?" Annie asked.

"They didn't say who escaped," Bert stated, "all they said was that the patient is very dangerous."

"Don't worry guys." Bentley said, "If there is an escaped nut job, they probably won't come to a place like this."

"Besides, it's Halloween!" Annie smiled.

"Does anyone have a phone?" Bert asked.

"I've got a cellphone upstairs," Bentley said, "it's on my dresser."

"I'll go get it." Lisa offered.

While she was upstairs, Lisa grabbed Bentley's cellphone and looked out the window. Outside the window was what looked like a blue fox wearing a blank mask and the clothes of a prisoner. Looking away, the female raccoon felt unease. When she looked out the window again, the fox was gone. Ignoring it for the time being, Lisa went back downstairs.

Dr. Caroso walked through the Evergreen Forest as the sun began to set. That was until he saw a police cruiser driving by. Without hesitation, the panther flagged down the vehicle and it stopped. The driver of the cruiser was then revealed to be a female aardvark with blue eyes and dark blue hair.

"Hello," she spoke, "I'm Officer Sophia Tutu of the Evergreen Forest Police Department."

"I'm Dr. Panther Caroso." Dr. Caroso greeted, "Mind if I get in the vehicle, Officer?"

After he got in, the psychologist found himself taking a ride throughout the forest.

"Why did you want to get in my car?" Officer Tutu asked.

"I'm in search of a patient who escaped from the hospital where I was seeing her." Dr. Caroso said.

"Why?" The aardvark asked.

"Because she's really dangerous." The panther sighed.

"Sounds like you're scared of her." Officer Tutu stated.

"I am." Dr. Caroso said, "I met her ten years ago. I was told that there was something messed up within her: mainly due to her lack of empathy and lack of understanding of right and wrong. I met this nine-year-old child with this emotionless face and these green eyes that belonged to a demon. I spent four years trying to speak to her and another six trying to keep her locked up, because I knew what was hiding behind the girl's eyes was a monster."

"Why did she become like that?" Officer Tutu asked.

"Her family died in a car crash," the psychologist stated, "and it might have been the main factor in her turning into a monster."

When night came, children were out trick-or-treating. As the kids were going from door-to-door, Austin watched them from his car. However, he wasn't going to be in the area for long, as he had a girlfriend to go to.

"Andrea's probably waiting for me." The cat said, "I should probably get going."

Before he could drive off, two blue hands wrapped around his throat. As he died of strangulation, he saw that his attacker was a cobalt fox with green eyes wearing a blank mask.

From inside his parents' house, Bentley could see Austin's car rocking violently. Startled, the male raccoon went over to Lisa.

"What's wrong, Bentley?" The older female asked.

"I think that I just saw a murder." He stated.

"Oh Bentley," Bert said, "you're just seeing things."

Meanwhile, Chris and Rachel were hanging out at the former's house. The two had just gotten finished making out and were now laying on a bed.

"I'm kinda thirsty." Rachel stated.

"Me too." Chris agreed.

"Is there any beer in the kitchen?" The gopher asked.

"There's some in the fridge," the badger answered, "I'll go get some."

When he went downstairs, Chris saw that the back door was standing open. The badger closed it, not knowing that danger was in the kitchen. As he opened the fridge, the young man pulled out a few bottles of beer and placed them on the counter. From behind him was a cobalt blue fox holding a knife. When Chris turned around, he noticed the fox and tried to fight back. Unfortunately, the fox was stronger than the badger and impaled him on the wall with her knife. The vixen then quizzically looked at her victim's dead body.

"Chris, are you okay?!" Rachel called.

Much to the gopher's surprise, a tall figure wearing a ghost costume had appeared in the doorway.

"Chris?" Rachel asked.

She received no answer from the tall figure.

"Oh boy," the gopher stated, "I better call Bentley."

Bentley's cellphone vibrated. In response, the raccoon answered it.

"Hello?"

"Bentley," Rachel's voice came out of the phone, "there's something going on. I think that Chris is -!"

"Rachel?" Bentley asked, "Rachel?!"

The fox had just gotten finished strangling Rachel with the telephone cord. When the gopher was dead, the cobalt vixen took the ghost costume off and decided to remain hidden.

That was when both Bentley and Lisa walked into the house.

"I don't think that we should do this." Lisa stated.

"Rachel's in trouble," Bentley said, "and Chris might be too. I'll look down here while you look upstairs."

Lisa reluctantly went upstairs while Bentley went into the kitchen. As she went upstairs, the female raccoon was greeted with a gristly sight: the dead bodies of Austin, Chris, and Rachel. Horrified, the woman carefully stepped out of the room. Behind her, the fox who killed the three young adults had her knife raised. Bringing the knife down, she only succeeded in ripping the fabric of Lisa's shirt. As the female raccoon screamed, she lost her balance and fell down the stairs. Bentley ran into the room, only to see his sister's attacker.

"Krystal!" The male raccoon cried.

In response, Krystal walked down the stairs with her knife raised. Bentley and Lisa were immediately on their feet, as they ran out of the house. As they went by, Dr. Caroso and Officer Tutu watched them.

"Bentley and Lisa?" Officer Tutu asked.

"Those are the niece and nephew of the married couple Krystal attacked." Dr. Caroso stated.

"So Krystal's the mental patient that you are after?" The aardvark asked.

"Yes," the psychologist said, "and she's going to kill unless I stop her."

"Is everyone in the Evergreen Forest lined up for the slaughter as we speak?!" Officer Tutu cried.

"Not children though," the panther said, "Krystal would never harm a kid. But that doesn't change the fact that she's going to kill those two."

"What will we do?!" The cop wailed.

"I'm going to end her once and for all." Dr. Caroso said.

Bentley and Lisa ran into their parents' house. However, Bert and Annie were no where to be found. With Krystal a mile away from them, the siblings had little time to do anything.

"I'll go get Bert and Annie!" Bentley ran off.

"Be careful!" Lisa yelled.

Krystal swung her knife at Lisa, only to be met with a vase to the head. When the cobalt vixen was distracted, Lisa ran into a closet. Unfortunately, the blue fox was immediately on her tail, as she smashed the door to the closet open and reached in. With no time to waste, Lisa made a weapon out of a wire coat hanger and rammed it into Krystal's eye. When the vixen was stunned, the female raccoon grabbed her knife and stabbed her with it a few times. Now that the cobalt vixen was down, Lisa carefully walked out of the closet.

"Bentley?" She called.

"I'm up here!" The younger male responded.

Bentley walked out with Bert and Annie near him.

"What's wrong, Lisa?" Bert asked.

"What do you think is wrong?!" The female raccoon cried, "I was almost killed by the same fox who tried to kill Ralph and Melissa!"

"It's the boogie woman!" Annie said in fear.

"You can't kill the boogie woman, Lisa!" Bert cried, "She'll get back up!"

True to the eldest ringtail's words, Krystal was back on her feet. Bert, Bentley, and Annie screamed in horror.

"You guys have to get out of here!" Lisa screamed.

As if right on cue, the other three ran out of the house, leaving Lisa alone to face Krystal. In an attempt to fight off the supposed boogie woman, the female raccoon swung her fists at her. Despite now being blind in one eye, the cobalt vixen managed to dodge each attack. Even if it was the dumbest thing that she could do, Lisa ran upstairs.

Dr. Caroso and Officer Tutu walked out of the police cruiser, having just let Bert, Bentley, and Annie into the vehicle.

"This is it," Dr. Caroso stated, "we're going to have to take down Krystal."

"If we don't make it out alive," Officer Tutu said, "I want to say that it was great to meet you."

A loud choking noise was coming from inside the house. Alarmed, the two rushed into the house, where the noise was coming from upstairs. Dr. Caroso was the first to go up the stairs, wielding a pistol. When he got up to where the screaming was at, the psychologist saw that Lisa was struggling to fight off Krystal. The female raccoon managed to remove the cobalt vixen's mask, which revealed the mental patient's wrathful face. When the fox tried to put the mask back on, Dr. Caroso opened fire on her. Officer Tutu followed suit, emptying her clip on the vixen and sending her falling out of the window.

"Was that the boogie woman?" Lisa asked.

"Indeed it was." Dr. Caroso calmly stated.

"I'll take you out to the car." Officer Tutu said as she led Lisa out of the room. When they were gone, Dr. Caroso walked out of the house and approached the fatally wounded Krystal. To the panther's surprise, the cobalt vixen was moaning and sobbing.

"Mommy ... daddy ... I'm coming home." She whimpered.

Dr. Caroso sighed sadly as he fired a bullet into Krystal's head, ending the vixen's life. Now that she was dead, the psychologist sat down next to her body, contemplating what to do next.

Note: This chapter was a bit of a doozy to write, primarily because I had no idea how to turn Krystal into Michael Myers. Given how the vixen is one of my favorite characters, it was hella hard for me to make her into a villain. That was part of the reason I added some sympathetic qualities to her. It's really hard to make each member of Star Fox into a villain, which is why I decided to do most of the older chapters with them as the antagonists of the parodies. It was just strange that I made Fox Pamela Voorhees and Krystal Michael Myers, but I promised that a character from the Star Fox franchise would be the antagonist in each chapter, now didn't I? What did you guys think about this chapter? Let me know when you leave a review or give a constructive criticism. Until next time guys, peace! Oh, and also, Happy Halloween!