Note: Considering how this movie isn't so well-known, it's a little strange how I'm doing a parody of Eyes Without A Face. However, it's worth it to parody the movie that inspired John Carpenter as he made Halloween. Without further ado, I bring you chapter eleven: Cat Without A Face!
Chapter 11: Cat Without A Face
Cast
Katt Monroe
Falco Lombardi
Miyu Lynx
Penelope Pussycat
Sylvester
Pepé Le Pew
Falco Lombardi was driving through the city on a stormy night with his girlfriend, Katt Monroe. The rain was coming down rapidly, quickly covering the windshield. This night was a bad one, as it would change the couples' lives in a way they couldn't have began to imagine.
"Why did you think it was a good idea to drive home?" Katt asked.
"It's not like we could take the bus." Falco snarked.
"Actually, yes you can." The pink cat stated.
"Katt," the avian said in annoyance, "I know what I'm doing! The least you can do is -!"
Before he could finish his sentence, Falco swerved off the road and went flying into the forest. The car then crashed with him and Katt inside. Even if they survived, Katt was injured in a horrific way. Upon getting to the hospital, the pink cat was instructed to wear a surgical mask that covered her entire face. That only made what happened worse for her, as she was nearly killed in a violent car crash. As soon as she got out, Falco promised Katt that she would get another face.
A few weeks after the accident, Falco had decided to go visit Katt. When he got to her house, he saw that she was brushing her hair. Falco took the hairbrush out of her hands and brushed her hair for her. He continued to do this until he heard a knock on the door.
"Come in!" Katt said despite her mask blocking her mouth.
Miyu walked into the house.
"Long time, no see." Falco greeted.
"How's the wreck survivor doing?" Miyu asked.
"She's ready for a new face." The bird stated.
Katt sighed.
"What's wrong, Katt?" Miyu asked in concern.
"She's just charmed to receive such a great gift." Falco said.
"Who's the donor?" The lynx asked.
"Come with me and I'll tell you." The avian said as he led her out of the room, leaving Katt by herself.
Now that she was alone, Katt got up and walked around the room. While losing her face was bad enough, she didn't want anyone to sacrifice theirs for her. In fact, she was angry at Falco for indirectly causing her original face to become maimed and mutilated. If only she could tell her avian boyfriend about how she felt.
Falco had just knocked out Miyu with nitrous oxide while two black-and-white cats and a skunk were getting ready for the surgery that they were about to perform. The cats were Sylvester and Penelope and the Skunk's name was Pepé.
"Are you guys ready for this?" Falco asked.
"Yes." Sylvester said with his lisp standing out.
Penelope nodded.
"Oui." Pepé stated.
Katt then walked into the room.
"Ze beauty haz come down for a vizit." Pepé said.
"Can you guys give me a moment with Miyu?" Katt's voice was muffled, but they could understand her.
"Sure," Falco said as he led the others out of the room, "let's leave the room, guys."
As soon as the other four were out, Katt removed the surgical mask and looked at Miyu. When the lynx woke up, she saw a horrifying sight: Katt's face was almost skinless! In fact, the pink cat's skin was nearly peeled and maimed down to the bone! Horrified, Miyu fell into unconsciousness.
When it was time, Falco, Sylvester, Penelope, and Pepé performed surgery on Miyu. Falco carefully traced the sides of her face with a scalpel while Sylvester got a pair of retractors ready. After a few minutes, Miyu's face had been removed from her head and it was set into a plastic container. Taking it up to Katt, Falco was greeted by the pink feline. When she was shown Miyu's face, Katt threw it at her avian boyfriend in a fit of rage.
"Katt," Falco groaned, "it's the best I could do!"
"But it's not right!" The cat shrieked.
"What's not right?" The bird asked.
"You removed her face!" The pink feline screamed in sorrow, "I don't want her face, you sick fuck! I want my old face back! You did this to me!"
"Please calm down," Falco said, "I'll put Miyu's face back on her! I didn't mean for you to lose your face in that wreck, I really didn't! I'm sorry, honey, I'm sorry!"
Katt broke down into tears and fell onto her bed. Falco left the room, not wanting to see his mutilated girlfriend cry. He didn't want to upset her, but he wanted for her to have her face back. Walking down the stairs, the avian was greeted by Sylvester, Penelope, and Pepé.
"Sufferin' succotash," Sylvester said, "what's going on up there?"
"Katt didn't like her new face." Falco shook his head.
"Zat poor girl," Pepé looked down, "zhe doezn't dezerve to be zo zad."
"I know," the avian sighed, "but I need to make it up to her. I can't just have her going faceless for the rest of her life."
"Where are we going to find another donor?" Sylvester asked.
Falco looked at Penelope and said "I think that we have one."
From in her room, Katt could hear them talking. The pink cat didn't want another face, but she especially didn't want someone else to give their face to her. Falco had ignored her, officially stating that he had another donor ready. Knowing that the bird had done this to her, Katt grabbed a knife that she was using earlier. No matter what happened, she was going to make sure that no one sacrificed their face for her.
Down in the lab, Falco was getting Penelope ready for her face removal surgery. The cat had no say in this, meaning that the surgery was against her will. Before Falco could begin to trace the feline's skin, he felt something stabbing his back. Looking behind him, he saw that Katt was violently stabbing him to death with a knife. The avian was unable to stop his feline girlfriend from killing him where he stood. When Falco was dead, Sylvester and Pepé came into the room.
"What happened here?!" Sylvester asked.
"I couldn't let an innocent woman get her face torn off in order to replace mine." Katt stated, "There was no need to mutilate random girls in order to make me feel better about myself."
"Vat vill you do now?" Pepé asked.
"I'm leaving this place." Katt said as she walked out the door. The pink feline then went out into the city. If someone asked her why she wore a surgical mask, she would say that she got into an accident.
Note: Falco was more of an antagonist in this story than Katt, so maybe I should have made the feline more murderous. The final chapter is next and Wolf will be the antagonist, so get ready. What did you guys think about this chapter? Let me know when you leave a review or give a constructive criticism. Until next time guys, peace!
