Note: This is the final chapter of this collection, so I have finally gotten this finished. I couldn't really decide on what movie to parody, so this one will be a surprise. Alright, let's get on with the twelfth and final chapter!

Chapter 12: Meet the Meat

Cast

Wolf O'Donnell

Fox McCloud

Ace Bunny

Lexi Bunny

Tech E. Coyote

Rev Runner

Leon Powalski

Panther Caroso

In New Hampshire, a shop that specialized in meat products was opened up by three men named Wolf O'Donnell, Leon Powalski, and Panther Caroso. However, sales started out slow for the place, as hardly anyone came to it. The three owners offered meats from beef to seafood, but no one seemed interested. Advertisements for the place didn't do so well either, as they rarely played on TV. It would appear that what the shop needed was a miracle, just not what Wolf, Leon, and Panther were expecting.

One day, Leon had spilled some sauce on the head of a toad who was browsing through the shop. That was when Wolf and Panther got an idea. The three owners then led the toad into the kitchen, where they had him clean out a massive pot. Unbeknownst to him, they were going to cook him in the pot. Wolf had just gotten finished pouring meat tenderizer on him, after all.

"Let's hope this works." Panther said.

"It better." Leon stated.

The next day, a young man named Ace Bunny came into the shop with his sister Lexi, his friends Tech E. Coyote and Rev Runner, and a boy from the neighborhood by the name of Fox McCloud. The five were the first to try a new meat product that was now in stock. When they tasted it, they felt puzzled. Whatever this meat was, it wasn't something that they had eaten before. However, something was on Lexi's mind.

"Do you guys know what happened to Mr. Clapton yesterday?" The rabbit asked.

"When I saw him," Tech said, "he said that he was going to stop here for a bit."

"He didn't come out, though." Ace stated.

A police officer, a squirrel, came into the shop.

"Excuse me kids," the cop spoke, "can you move over? I'm here to try out that new meat that's in stock."

"No need to cut, Officer." Panther said, "There's plenty of meat for a big, muscular, ... meaty, and ... rough man like -!"

"Panther," Wolf interrupted, "Leon wants to see you."

"Okay." The feline nodded.

"As for you," Wolf looked at the visiting officer, "come back here tonight. We need to talk to you."

"For how long, gentlemen?" The cop asked.

For about thirty minutes a pound. Wolf thought to himself.

The next day, Ace and his friends came back to the shop. Like yesterday, there was a new meat in stock. When they tried it, they felt like it was something that did not come from a farm or from the sea.

"Kind of weird how Officer Vaughn went missing," Fox ventured, "and how the shop got some more meat."

"There now," Wolf spoke, "you don't need to worry about the cops. Officer Vaughn will be fine. In fact, you might say that he's here with us right now. You might even say that we have an Officer Vaughn in us all. You can even say that we -!"

"Hey Wolf, there's a man at the door with the turkey we ordered for the store!" Leon called.

"Keep him busy," the lupine said, "we'll deal with him in a little bit."

Ace, Lexi, Tech, Rev, and Fox felt uneasy. Not only were Mr. Clapton and Officer Vaughn missing, but now Wolf and his co-owners were acting nonchalant about it. Without hesitation, Tech left a tip and led the others out of the shop.

"Something strange is going on in that shop." Tech stated.

"That place is starting to give me the creeps," Lexi said, "and it's not just the owners who are freaking me out."

"Not to mention all the new meat products that arrived there." Ace added.

"There's-some-kind-of-conspiracy-going-on." Rev spoke, "Is-it-aliens? Is-it-all-because-of-a-monkey's-paw?"

"I think I know what's going on." Fox stated.

"You do?" The others asked.

"You know how Wolf said that there's an Officer Vaughn inside all of us?" The vulpine said.

"He acted weird when he said it too." Lexi noted.

"That's when it hit me: Wolf, Leon, and Panther are killing people, processing their carcasses, and serving them to customers!" Fox nearly screamed.

"Does that mean we should get the police?" Tech asked.

"The last time we told the police something," Ace said, "they thought that we were just playing some stupid game. They haven't even started an investigation for Officer Vaughn."

"The owners might be bribing them!" Lexi ventured.

"What-are-we-going-to-do?!" Rev asked.

"We'll investigate later tonight." Fox said.

When night came around, Ace, Lexi, Tech, Rev, and Fox entered the shop. There was no one in the room that they came in, not even one of the owners. When the five youths went into another room, they saw a horrible sight: there were people locked in cages! Wolf was near the door, not even noticing the five intruders. He would have ignored them if not for Ace letting out a disgusted gasp.

"Looks like we have some new products." The lupine said as he got out a meat cleaver.

"Run!" Lexi cried. Before anyone could run, Panther and Leon appeared behind them wielding cutlery as well.

"Lucky us," Leon licked his lips, "you get to be tomorrow's special!"

"We'll start with the legs," Panther pointed his knife at the five youths, "then we'll move on to the rest when we cut you up."

Rev threw a punch at Wolf, but Leon stabbed the road runner in the shoulder. Tech grabbed the chameleon and threw him to the side out of anger. However, Panther then got Fox in a headlock. Fortunately, the vulpine was able to get himself free. This did not stop the three owners, as they surrounded Lexi. Even though she was able to escape, the rabbit got stabbed in her leg and received a cut on her cheek.

Thinking that it would be the last thing he ever did, Tech swiped Panther's knife and slit the throats of both Leon and him. When Wolf ran towards the coyote, Lexi tackled him and stabbed him with his own cleaver. Now that the three store owners were dead, all the five youths needed to do was free the people who had been locked up. There wasn't a key in sight, so Rev used a bobbing pin in order to open the locks. Luckily, it worked.

The moment the prisoners were released, they looked at Ace, Lexi, Tech, Rev, and Fox with hungry eyes. Without hesitation, they ran towards the five youths, who ran out of the shop at breakneck speed. This day was not a good one, as not only had the young adults dealt with three crazy owners, but they now had to deal with prisoners who were now hungry enough to eat anything!

Ace woke up in his bed, having just experienced a nightmare. However, he saw a news report on TV saying that a local meat shop had to be closed down due to its owners being found dead in the back. In addition, there were people who wound up being taken to a hospital so that they could eat. It would appear that Ace's dream was reality.

Note: Considering how there are a lot of cannibalism-related movies, I have no idea what movie this chapter would be parodying. Hell, I pretty much made this one because I was out of ideas. I decided to make Wolf, Leon, and Panther the antagonists of this chapter, even if they wouldn't resort to cannibalism (especially not Wolf and Panther, not sure about Leon). Anyway, I've been paying attention to the Election, and I'm glad that Biden is winning. I hope that Trump is officially gotten rid of when Biden replaces him as president. I also hope that everyone is doing okay. What did you guys think about this chapter? Let me know when you leave a review or give a constructive criticism. Until next time guys, peace!