~turnabout fog

~a phoenfic by wrighterman93

it was 10 am in the evening and phoenix wright got a call on the call machine

"what is it!" shouts wright "also hi this is phoenix wright law office"

the voice on phone says in reply "i am defendant come pick me up for court"

"okay" say phoenix "where you at homeboy?"

voice reply "i am at my home in blue creek apartments"

"what town?" say phoenix"

"Silent Hill" reply the voice

"oh okay cool I'll be right there" phoenix

phoenix uses the gmod spawning menu and makes his car appear

"okay time to drive to silent hill" he says

|ON THE ROAD|

phoenix is driving

"what a nice road, it would suck if a little girl appeared in the road to make me crash my car"

phoenix says to maya "hmmm I wonder where maya is right now"

and then phoenix calls maya on his car phone

"hi maya it is phoenix where are you bb"

and then a little girl appears in the road and looks at phoenix's car

"AH FUCK SHIT I AM CRASHING MY CAR" phoenix says as he crashes his car

"lol get fucked don't phone and drive idiot" says maya

|IN PHOENIX WAKES UP|

phoenix wakes up from being crashed in the car

"what in the fucking san francisco is this?" he says quietly so as not to wake up his car

also he mantioned san francisco because san francisco is a town which is known for its foggy weather and you can't see it but phoenix is in a foggy environment

phoenix looks around at fog and says "it is very foggy fuck I can't see shit"

wrightard gets out of the car and looks out in the distance because there isn't fog in this scene in the game

"woah cool lake bro, I bet that's the direction where silent hill is" says phoenix as he looks out at toluca lake

and then the fog comes back as soon as he turns back around "okay now to head to the town and find blue creek apartments i bet my client has a car and can drive me to court"

and then phoenix sets off to silent hill by walking down the path in the forst that is here

it's a boring walk so I am going to skip it and head to when he is in silent hill

|SILENT HILL|

"woah i am here in the quiet hill!" says phoenix to the sign that says "welcome to silent hill" (i have one in my room it's a pretty cool sign)

phoenix sees thing move in corner of his eye "woah what is that cool corner of eye movement" he shouts

and then pyramid head appears with his giant sword that looks like cloud's sword from final fantasy

"HOLY GOD FUCK IT IS THE FUCKING RED PYRAMID HEAD FROM SILENT HILL 2!" phoenix says

"yes it is me pyramid head and I am going to stab you now phoenix" says red pyramid thing

phoenix starts to run "oh god I am too young to die old" and then he remembers something "wait I rememebr something" and phoenix pulls out his cool kingsman gun that is also a shotgun and not just a pistol

"take this pyramid fuckwad" and he blasts pyramid head with the shotgun shot and then 18 shots from his pistol

pyramid thing says to phoenix "okay fine fuck you I will leave you alone until we meet again in blue creek apartments" and then pyramid head leaves

"phew that was a close one, thankfully I have my trusty pistol with me at all times" says phoenix as he turns to the camera and tells us to buy guns for self defense at all times

phoenix looks at the road "okay it is time to find apartments now"

"I wonder where I can find the apartmetns in this town"

so phoenix walks to the nearest bar to grab a drink in neely's bar

|IN NEELY'S BAR|

phoenix sighs in relief "hi mr neely give me a beer please"

neely gives phoenix a beer

"woah what is up with that beer it has map of silent hill inside of it" and that's how phoenix gets the map, fuck you I don't remember where yo uget the map in the game

with his new map phoenix goes to find the apartments of the blue creek

"okay this map says to go up up down down left right left right a b start" and he inputs the konami code into his controller and appears in front of blue creek apartments

"nice cool shortcut thank you konami" and he walks into blue creek apartments

|INSIDE BLUE CREEK APARTMENTS|

okay so full disclosure this part of the game was very scary because it was too dark for me so I didn't actually play it

i swear i will play it now and i can finish the story better once ive played it okay please just give me a little more time

TO BE CONTINUED