~turnabout fog
~chapter 2
|IN BLUE CREEK APARTMENTS|
"phoenix" fuck it is dark in here i cannot see a thing shit ass
so phoenix alt tabs out of the game and increases the gamma on his monitor
"ah much better" wright exclaims as he looks at the now visible interior
phoenix says "it is pretty cool that I skipped the entirety of woodside apartments even thoug that is impossible in the games lol"
and then he starts to walk inside the long dark scary hallway where he sees a radio
"what's with that radio" say pheonix and he grabs t he radio that is making a weird noise
"GET FUCKED WRIGHT" shouts the giant pterodactly that just burst out of room 308
phoenix shouts in fear "AH FUCK A DINOSAUR WHY ARE Y OU A VILLAIN?"
"because you are scared of flying dinosaurs as a kid and I am a monster created by your pscyhe" says pterodcatly
"oh okay pretty fair and also very good writing" says phoenix as he grabs his fucking gun and shoots the pterdotactly dead
"okay now to find my client he lives in room 420" says phoenix as he smokes a blunt #blazeit
"sicne this is room 308 we must be on floor 3 i bet 420 is on floor 4" says phoenix and he starts look for stairs
as he is walking down the hallway phoenix radio starts to crackle again
"fuck a monster is near i must ready my musket" and he fucking pulls out a shotgun and gets ready to blast the monster that is in the hallway
and then he sees the radio makes noise only when near room 302
"oh okie dokie its not a monster lol just walter sullivan fucking around as always lmao" says phoenix wright as he laughs
anyway he find the stairs to floor 4 and goes up the stairs and he is now at floor 4
"gee i wonder what will await me in this floor i wonder if my client will be here"
and hen phoenix walks to room 420 to find his client
|INSIDE ROOM 420|
"fuck client isn't here" say phoenix and he walks back out of the room
|IN BLUE CREEK APARTMENTS FLOOR 4|
okay where could the client be wonders phoenix wright pensively
"i know i should look for a note that says where he is"
and then phoenix goes back into the room 420
|INSIDE ROOM 420|
"fuck there is no note"
and then phoenix walks back into floor 4 hallway
|BLUE CREEK FLOOR 4|
"dam what now no note no client fuck no money from court now"
say phoenix "wAIT I KNOW" shouts he with a lightbulb above his head
"there must be a puzzle i have to solve in room 420" and then he walks back into the room of weed number
|APRIL 20TH|
"okay I see there is a puzzle here to solve" say phoenix
the puzzle is in front of phoenix and he knows because it says "PUZZLE" on it
"lol better switch to easy mode fucking hard puzzles are undoable i haven't read shakespeare dumb game" and then he switches to easy mode
"okay what is puzzle" reads phoenix wright on the instructions for the puzzle
"puzzle is easy just input the number of the best silent hill game"
"ah okay ez pz penis squeezie" say phoenix and he puts in the number of the best silent hill game
"6 is th ebest i love silent hill homecoming" and then phoenix presses enter and the puzzle pulls out a gun and threateens phoenix wright
"okay nvm let's try that again and put in the right number this time" and so phoenix puts in the number 2 because everybody fucking loves silent hill 2 even though silent hill 3 is better
"wow it worked!" he says as the puzzle unlocks
"okay let's see here there is a note in the puzzle box now" sees phoenix
note says "hi its me client i actually left because you took too long idiot"
"well fuck this doesn't help me i dont know where my client went now"
and just before it says game over on the screen phoenix turns the paper around
"oh right two sided paper like with mia's death"
the other side of the paper says "btw i am at the hospital i broke my arm masturbating to heather mason promotional art"
"okay i guess i need to head to hospital but which one?" say phoenix
see there are like two hospitals in silent hill and he need to figure out which of the two hospitals
"okay i will flip a coin heads is alchemilla and tails is brookhaven" says phoenix as he takes a coin out of his coin pocket
the coin is flipped and lands on TAILS
"okay we are going to silent hill 2 hospital because fuck alchemilla lol who even likes it other than lisa" and then phoenix walks out of room 420 and back down the stairs to floor 3
"hmm i wonder if i am missing something i feel like i forgot something very important here" wondmers phoenix
"oh right fuck i need to go to floor 0 to get out lol " and then phoenix takes more stairs and goes down to floor 0
|FLOOR 0|
"hmmm this is a weird floor it is very large and empty and there is ammunation everywhere on the floor" says phoenix as he wonders what it could mean
and then radio makes spooky noises
"wait fuck no what is this" scares phoenix
he hears the sound of scraping on floor it is like metal being dragged on teh floor
"OH FUCK NOT YOU AGAIN" and then phoenix turns to face pyramid head (the game version though the movie version is too hot)
red pyramid says to phoenix "haha phoenix i said we would meet again here"
and then phoenix starts crying because he is scared
"lol pussy" say pyramid head and he gets ready to swing his sword at phoenix
but phoenix is crying on the floor and cannot react to this attack
will he survive?
will someone miraculously save him from death?
will he make it to brookhaven hospital?
will konami ever make another silent hill game?
will phoenix ever find his client and get to court?
will we get the dog ending?
TO BE CONTINUED