~turnabout fog
~chapter 3
phoenix is about to be struck by the sord of the epic pyramid dude who has red helmet in the shape of a the pyramid from pyramid head in silent hill 2
until suddenly a woman appears who is blonde and short and has short hair and also is very hot and is named heather and is a manic pixie depressed girl (underaged) stops pyramid head by striking him in the chest with her princess heart outfit powers
"sexy beam bitch" she says to the head of pyramids
and then the pyramid head is like "lmao bye" and walks down the stairs very slowly because he's a little bitch who got beat by a girl
"lmao you got beat by a girl bro" phoenix claims and then heather mason helps him up form the floor where him were dying
"dude are you fucking retarded you wre gonna die to puyramid head in the blue creek apartments fucking nerd retard who can't play silenth ill 2"
phoenix: "yeah youre right princess heart i need to get healsing" so he heads to the power up palce hospital (the hospital from the puzzle brookehaven)
|IN BROOKHEAVEN HOSPITAL|
Phoenix is arein brookhaven hospital where all the hot sexy silent hill nutses are located and he is looking for more clues n' shit.
"okay let's go to floor 2" -phoenix says
|FLOOR 2|
*TRIGGER WARNING: HOT SEXY NURSES
hot sexy nurse: ahahahhajhuhfgeuhgsughszidghb sndufgahefuyiahfiuahgiaZUSDgha
"oh fuck it's a hot sexy nurse from silent hill 2 she is getting a fucking orgasm while harassing us" says phenix
heather: "let's go to the room where your e-gf wife is sleeping in the actual game
they both go to room S3 and then phoenix leaves heatehr there to write love letters or whatever the fuyck women do when their alone
"okay now to find pyramid head on the roof and get knocked down" says ph oenix
phoenix gets knocked down by pyramid head on the roof
he get back up again
laura a little bitch girl bitch who stole phoenix's key is also there and she decides to fuck his shit up by locking him in a room with little bitches in the hospital
bedframe monster who is on the ceiling on the room phoenix is in: "slurp slurp slurp"
phoenix: "oh no it is no nut november i avoided the nurses now it's time to avoid the slurp fuckers"
phoenix shoots (his load) into the slurp bitches and fail NNN and head out of the room looking for the loli Laura
You head up back to room S3 and heather is gone
"oh fuck heather breadson is gone she is probably dead from pyramid head fuck fuck fuck" phoenix say while being James from SH2
phoenix opens his map
"mmmm this map says heather mason should be on bottom floor of the hospital" he says while looking at an icon of Heather on the map
a marker shows up telling phoenix where he needs to go because this is a ubisoft remake of silent hill
"okay map marker says to go there let's follow it mindlessly"
|THE BOTTOM FLOOR|
you find heather on the bottom floor she is in her sailor moon outfit and undergoing a magical girl transformation n(fuck i cannot stp she is too hot i wish i had a hot heather gf irl fck im lonely and gonna die alone lmao haha anyway hows your life going contact me at 310 999 4431 its my phone number in california please I need a gf right now holy shit fucking god)
Phoenix finds Heather Mason daughter of Mario Mason (from nitendno) he's the guy who builds bricks for the goomba kingdom and bowser.
"heather you are here! " says phoenix to heather who is here
heather says in response "yes phoenix you found me i was gaterhing clues and some little blonde girl told me we need to go to the historical society and also she fucking stole my keys"
says phoenix "yes good idea alwayus do what children tell you let's go"
Phoenix and heather head out of the hospital anmd go to the historical society.
|IN THE HISTORICAL SOC-
OH NO OBJECTION!
Puramiad head does an objection from ace attorney and points his sword at heatehr mason murdering her in cold blood
"lmao bitch is dead anyway lol go to the museum" say the head of khufu's resting place
Nick replies studently "okay bro i'm off goodbye chief/king"
While in the elevator going up sad music strts to play and phoenix looks around sadly
"my e-girl simp gf has passed from hte sword of pyramiad head so now I must carry out her last wish and go find the defendant because thisi s what this whole thing was about i mean where the fuck is the defendant" and then elevator arrives at ground entrance floor
"okay well anyway time to go to historical society maybe defendant is there" phoenix says determinetated to find the truth
TO BE CONTINUED IN CHAPTER 4