Chapter 54: I'm Only Joking

Kevin told us that the tablet talked about how God locked up the Leviathans because of how powerful they were seeing him look towards us scared saying, "Are these things actually real?"

"Oh yea buddy and they are nasty suckers… does that tablet tell us how to kill them permanently?" I said leaning over his shoulder while he pulled away slightly saying, "Well in fact…"

Suddenly I felt my hairs stand on end turning quickly only to get slammed into a wall glaring at two angels in front of me. Kevin look towards them scared while Sam stood in front of him for protection.

"Well what do you know… a demon whore and a Winchester again." The woman said while I growled saying, "Up yours lady!"

She ignored me looking towards Kevin saying, "We are here for the boy he is a prophet, keeper of the word."

"Over our dead bodies." I said pushing off the wall to step in front of Kevin beside Sam

She looked towards the man saying, "Kill them… start with the demon whore."

He began advancing towards me while I felt the angel blade slide into my hand slashing forward cutting his hand watching him retreat back surprised.

"How did you get an angel blade?" the women asked enraged while I smirked saying, "Ask him."

She turned quickly seeing Castiel smiling towards them saying, "Hello Hester and you too Inias."

"Castiel… you owe us an explanation on your actions right before you disappeared from Heaven." Hester said now ignoring us while he laughed saying, "Yes well I suppose it was rather rude of me."

Inias smiled towards Castiel clearly happier to see him than the women saying, "Where have you been brother?"

"I… I can't explain myself… instead… well… Hester pull my finger." Castiel said seeming to panic a bit while the angel looked at him dumbfounded while he looked around saying, "Evelyn can get more light bulbs it will be more enjoyable that way."

They looked towards me while I put my hands up defensively as she looked back at Castiel saying, "You have gone insane brother and you will help us take back the prophet."

"Yea I don't think so." we heard from the door seeing Dean smirking with an angel banishing sigil slamming his hand in the middle watching the room engulf with light seeing Hester, Inias and Castiel were gone.

"Did you have to banish Cassy too?" I asked him while he shook his head saying, "He wouldn't have been much help anyway now let's go before they come back."

"What the hell is going on were those really angels and did they call you a demon?!" Kevin asked freaking out seeing Dean look over at him curiously saying, "Who the hell is this?"

"This is Kevin." Sam said while I put my arm around him saying, "He's in Advanced Placement."

After calming Kevin down we finally all piled into the Impala making our way to one of their hunter friend's cabin which was at least a day's ride away. Eventually, the sun began to rise seeing Kevin had finally fallen to sleep as Sam told me about how Bobby's spirit was still around but becoming more hostile by the minute.

"What are you guys going to do about him?" I asked seeing Dean's hand tighten around the wheel saying, "We are still working on that, he can still be useful as long as he learns to control his anger."

"We also met a girl named Charlie she was pretty cool you'd have liked her." Sam said lightening the mood while I smiled saying, "Was she as dashing and charming as me?"

"More so." Dean said seeing him smirk in the mirror while I scoffed saying, "I hope you didn't sleep with her you man whore."

Sam began laughing as he replied, "No she would be more of a little sister plus she likes girls anyway."

"Well hey she would have probably loved me then." I said with a wink while Dean shook his head saying, "Dream on sister."

We came up to a gas station seeing that the Impala was running on empty as were the boys. Sam went to go inside to get some snacks with Dean while I began filling up the tank. I felt uneasy turning my head to see a few truckers watching me carefully frowning as I turned away. I knew they were demons but alarming the boys right now with other people around would be a bad idea. Plus we had Kevin with us and getting him in the middle of that mess wouldn't work either so I decided to bide my time and take care of them when the time was right.

"We ready to go?" Dean said grumpily while I nodded seeing Dean carrying water bottles and fruit making me tilt my head as he said, "Dick has been taking over most foods, water and fresh fruits and vegetables are the only thing safe."

"Sucks to suck I guess." I said hearing Dean grumble before we all got into the Impala for the long drive still ahead.

I felt my phone begin to vibrate picking it up saying, "Hello?"

"Evelyn it's me." I heard Castiel say making me perk up saying, "Cassy where are you?"

"Perth… I'm being surrounded by angry dogs." He said hearing barking while Dean turned to me saying, "Where is he?"

"He's in Australia… now listen Cassy walk quietly away from the dogs." I began telling him our location hearing a flutter seeing him sitting beside me causing Kevin to scream in fear.

"Are you harmed?" Castiel asked me worried while I shook my head saying, "I'm fine the angels didn't do anything to me before you showed up, are you okay?"

"Better now… hello Kevin." Castiel said turning to him while he replied freaked out, "Are you really an angel?"

"Yes and you are Kevin the prophet." He said back seeing Kevin relax a bit while Castiel explained more about the angels we ran into.

I listened intently learning that those two angels were once part of his Garrison and what they were trying to have Kevin do seeing him look very happy they didn't get a hold of him. Dean assured him we'd keep him safe but we needed all the information we could on the Leviathans in that tablet we took from Dick.

At the cabin I stood against one of the walls as Kevin and Dean went somewhere quiet to work on the tablet and Sam took Castiel to the kitchen. I glanced at the door pushing myself off the wall heading outside as I walked past the Impala near the woods to the main road. I stopped hearing footsteps approaching looking up to see the two demons from the truck stop come up.

"Evelyn, I see you can still recognize your own kind." One of them said making me scoff replying, "It's the smell really, you reek of stupidity."

I watched the other glare being held back by his partner while he said, "You reek of humans!"

"So hostile… now what the hell do you want?" I asked growing impatient while one said, "Rumors of a prophet have surfaced and we hear he's in the protection of the Winchesters."

I looked between them, they hadn't heard about Castiel being alive yet which was a good thing, despite Crowley and my relationship he'd tear him apart if he knew.

"Is that so?" I said looking at my nails bored while one said, "We should just take you to Crowley for withholding information from us, he's sure to punish you properly."

I looked up with a smirk saying innocently, "You got an army to take me back?"

"No just us two which we can easily handle." One said cockily making me smirk darkly, "Excellent."

One came at me while I brought out the angel blade seeing his eyes widen just as it pierced his skin kicking him to the side as the other looked less than confident now.

"That's an angel blade…" he said shakily making me laugh saying, "What can I say, I got friends in high places."

He went to move but I was quicker shoving the blade into his stomach watching him cry out falling to the ground dead. I twirled the blade putting it away lugging the two bodies off to the side of the road before skipping back to the hideout, Castiel was safe… for now.

Sorry updating hasn't been as frequent I will try and put another out soon!