A.N. I'm not a funny person. That's totally why I'm resorting to cheap humor to keep this story going.
Chapter 8 - Get Mugged
Headmaster Ozpin of Beacon Academy waited for the doors to the elevator to open. It was a bad month, with the Vale Council acting like idiots, Summer declared KIA, and Qrow skipping his missions to console his nieces.
None of those reasons were small, and Ozpin must have done something terrible in his last life to deserve all these problems all at once.
Trust him, Karma does pay back eventually.
Entering his office, he immediately noticed the white envelope in the middle of his desk. He also noticed the rather eye-catching message, with the envelope sporting the bold words "Notice me, Senpai."
It was probably a Mistrilian reference or something.
Taking the letter - after checking for any inconsistencies or traps - he opened the letter and took out the message inside.
Dear the Wonderful Oz,
I'm sure Qrow told you all about me, and I apologize for the manner of delivery this message took. If you haven't done so yet, please do not investigate into my background. It's a bit personal, and if you do or have already done so, please don't tell Qrow or his family. I happen to like the Xiao Longs/Rose/Branwen and I don't really feel comfortable with them knowing my past yet.
Thank you for taking time to read this.
From, Rory Radiant
P.S. By the way, I took your coffee mug. I couldn't help it, it was a perfect joke opportunity.
Ozpin took a moment to re-read and understand the last line before he suddenly got its meaning and groaned at the bad pun.