A.N. Fixed some small detail here.
Chapter 16 - Drunk Rory
"You're mah bwest fwiend, Croww" Rory drawled, clearly drunk.
"An' yor mah bwest fwiend too, Roro. Even bwetter than Tai. Tai can go suck mah toes."
"W-Wha? I'm yowr best fwiend?" He honestly felt touched at what Qrow said.
"Yup. Tai's always getting da ladies and stuff. Just 'cause he's handsome an' buff and shows off some skin—"
"He does have som nice biceps."
"...and he's always so niccceee." Qrow almost fell over for a moment. "An' there's me."
"Wha's wrong wi' you? I think you look 'ansome."
"Aw, shucks. You just sayin' that."
"Nooo, really!"
"Oh by the Brothers, just throw them in a room and let them fuck already!" Emerald cried from the side, being volunteered by the others to watch over Rory.
Seriously, what did Junior think was happening. Someone trying to get Rory drunk so they can "have their way" with a defenseless Rory?
"Hey, wannah crash at mah place?" The scruffy man drinking with Rory asked.
"Yeaaaahhh. Slwweepover!"
Shit! She was just kidding. Emerald was not prepared for a situation like this. She turned around to call for Roman, only to see that he was busy with Neo, and Junior was off handling some customers. Turning around, Emerald found that Rory and the other guy were already gone.
...she saw nothing. Nothing happened. He probably left to go to his room or something.
"Emerald, where's Rory?" Melanie asked.
"Having a one-night stand with some drunk."
"What's a one-night stand?" Militia asked.
"Ask Junior when you're older. Just don't ask for one."
She was too sober for this shit.