Magic and Monsters
Chapter 14: Dont lose your head, no really
I do not own harry potter nor monster musume
But one day I shall craft my own world that I own.
Chapter Start
It was the first day of the ladies of MON's turn at having some solo time with harry and following an epic battle of rock paper scissors, Tio ended up getting to go first. Harry had asked the tall oni girl what she'd like to do, to which she happily smiled and answered with one word; Shopping.
This leads us to the early morning on the shopping streets where harry was only slightly feeling like his arm might pop off as Tio dragged him around with her powerful legs carrying them. Thankfully he'd been cheating with some heelies he'd previously purchased.
They may be un-cool as heck but harry couldn't knock how useful they were being. That being said he still vanished them when Tio found a shop that served clothing in her sizes, it was the one he was at with Sumisu and Polt the other day.
Small world.
Harry waited for top to pick out potential outfits she found in her size. "What do you think harry, how does it look?" Tio asked in mid twirl to show off a skirt she picked out that had a shade to match her hair featured a floral design she adored since it was cute.
"I think it looks pretty cute on you Tio." Harry said being honest, doing his best to maintain eye contact, given how Tio had gone for only a top to cover her bra clad chest, said white top was already stretched thin. "But I'm not sure if you'd need a full dress as opposed to the skirt unless you have a nice shirt to match it."
"Yeah I know but there aren't too many things in my size so I have to try on what I can." Tio said walking back to the changing room, which was graciously tall enough for her to walk in. "Can you grab that top though sweetie, to see if it will fit me?"
"Sure thing Tio." Harry responded walking to get the top, seeing a few people in the store with them
"Mouu, this skirt is a little tight why can't it just be in my si-RIP!" Tio stood tense as she look behind her to see that the skirt had gotten stuck on her thighs as she tried to pull it down. "Whhhaa...don't tell me it's stuck." Tio poked her head out. "Harry-Sweetie come and help me."
Harry looked to see that the shop staff; were dealing with customers already so made his way where Tio dragged him into the changing room with her. Once inside and taking a deep calming breath he assessed the situation. "Hmm, I think you can get it off easily but, I'll only do it until you can take it off fully ok?"
Tio nodded looked at harry through the mirror in the room, seeing his slightly rosy cheeks considering her was eye level to her booty. "Ok now don't force it Tio, id like you to take a deep breath after you relax your stomach."
Tio understood the instruction as harry smiled waiting for her. "Right I get it." Taking a moment of her own Tio took her breath and harry slowly pulled on the skirt, it came down easily...along with her panties making harry see the moon early today.
Twas a dark but firm moon in his opinion.
Harry was of course enough of a gentleman to pull her panties back up and immediately leave the room before Tio could let out her noise of shock of embarrassment. Harry felt guilt as he started to hear sobs from Tio. "Her Tio...sorry about that, I didn't think it would come off so quickly."
A few sniffs later Tio spoke up. "It's not that harry...I...I really liked this skirt but they don't do a bigger size and I really wanted it."
Harry felt relief hearing this before seeing a solution he could offer. "Tio, I could make some adjustments to the skirt easily if you still want it?" Harry said and Tio's head popped out of the side of the curtain faster than an ant lion strikes out.
"Really?" Tio asked surprised.
"Yeah, Miia buys a lot of stuff she likes from Mamazon but she doesn't always get the right size and complains but I alter her clothes whenever she asks. With the skirt it should be easy...and between you and me I can enlarge clothing a bit for you if you wanted." Harry said seeing that Tio loved cute things given the brief time he spent trapped in her room, so it must be hard to find clothing to suit her. Offering to magically enlarge clothing seemed like the best idea...and a potential market idea for him to suggest to his redheaded business partner.
Obviously Tio was absolutely elated with this offer and gave what can only be described as a marshmallow hug to harry as she pushed his head into her bosom, covered only by a frilly cream coloured bra. Her action drew a few eyes from fellow shoppers, even while she petted Harry's hair. Seeing this she let go and covered herself in the curtain to get changed back into her regular clothing.
This also allowed for harry to take in a breath he desperately needed right now. Which Tio set about getting back into her top harry heard thriller the song from his phone, hearing a snort of laughter nearby for some reason. But the song ringing meant that Zombina was calling him. "Hey Zombina, what's up?" Harry asked.
"Just checking that you are ok, any updates on any people that might be our D?" Zombina asked, they had considered a ear piece but harry said he wanted it to look more natural if this was a date and give tip and the others his main attention. It totally wasn't just so Zombina or Sumisu would potentially tease him to high hell.
"Haven't seen anything suspicious, aside from looks to be a young man with a lady out of his league, she seems to like him." Harry said looking at a purple haired man with a very tall blonde.
"Huh sounds funny, but I guess the creep wouldn't go near you with our big Tio nearby." Zombina said loud enough for her co-worker to hear, making her pout a little just as she squeezed herself back into her top...already considering harry to adjust it but not too much. "Once you are done I think we should switch out." Zombina said in a cafe nearby with Manako, the zombie holding two movie tickets.
"Ok, but let me take Tio out for some ice cream once we pay for her outfits." Harry said making Tio want to hug the man again for his kindness.
When the switch happened, Zombina immediately dragged harry to the movie to catch a showing 'Zombie, The Utopia'. She of course dragged him to the back row, leaving harry to hold the pop corn. Harry wasn't that interested in the film but did smirk seeing the zombie enjoy herself so much. Zombina was elated as they left the theatre later.
"Man, zombie movies are the greatest! They're just the ultimate hybrid between pleasure and panic. What do you think harry?" Zombina asked while holding harry close to her.
"Hmm if I'm honest I'm more into fantasy films, plus with zombies it's such an overdone genre that ironically is a husk of the old Romero days." Harry said and Zombina got in his face hearing him.
"Right, I mean fast zombies can be exciting but the slow progression type adds that element of suspense. Even walking dead did that sometimes." Zombina said to which harry shrugged.
"Meh it's not for me, when it comes to zombies I'll stick to just having you as my zombie exposure in my life." Harry would swear some colour popped into Zombina's cheeks. "By the way are you doing ok, I never really talked about how you felt after getting smushed by Kii."
"Oh yeah I remember when I got stepped on...I never did get that roast beef though." Zombina said with a mini glare before waving it off...without her hand. "Oh crap not again." She started looking around for her hand.
"Seriously have you been practising with your shotgun without wearing the brace again?" Sumisu had told harry that Zombina practised with a lot of guns but forgot how the recoil was murder on her stitches, not to mention the vibrations... from machine guns of course.
"Uhhhh...I might have forgot." Harry rolled his eyes, just as people cried out finding the hand before they could. "Oh great there it is, so can you help me out harry?"
Harry shook his head but had a small smile. "Sure, come on we need somewhere private, I don't want you getting blamed for rampant puking."
"Aww but it would be like I infected everyone like in the movie." Zombine said as harry handed her the lost hand, making it point out a place for them to go as a joke. Oddly she felt like the place she picked (Horo Horo Manga cafe) was a place she had been before.
She had and the memory if she recalled it would make her hungry for bacon.
After buying a private booth for an hour harry set about repairing Zombina, already seeing her fingers twitching. "Never thought I'd carry so much medical thread on a day to day basis." Harry mused to himself.
"Well I'm glad, I feel as I can worry a little less about falling apart with you around, plus your one hell of a cook. Yet... I'm still a little surprised that you don't get fazed by all this." Zombina said as harry paused for a moment mid stitch.
"You've read my file Zombina, I've been through some crazy stuff. Not to mention all the stuff after school and...my teacher..." Harry shuddered as he could practically hear the vampires laugh in his ears. "...but you Zombina, I don't see you as someone I need to be freaked out by, except when you leave cup noodle containers in your room." How it smelled worse than death after only a couple days he had no idea.
"So I forgot one time, still thanks for that and looking after my dead body all the time." Zombina said but Harry recovered from his momentary memory lapse of odd smells and deadly teacher.
"You have more energy than a lot of stiffs I know Zombina, I consider looking after you as a pleasure, you are a close friend to me." Harry smiled at Zombina and the zombie would swear her heart was beating.
'Geez why do you gotta be so sweet?' Zombina thought while she tried to laugh it off on the outside. 'If you are gonna be like that I have no option but to bust out the special guns.' Very discreetly while Harry did a quick check of his phone Zombina reached under her tank and pulled at a thread to make something drop to the floor. "Ahh harry another threat came loose, can you grab that part."
Already reaching out to the item Harry grasped the soft smooth orb before turning his hand up. "Holy mother of magic!" Harry shouted as he was holding onto Zombina's loose boob.
"Whoops looks like my boob fell off...guess I forgot my bra today too hahaha. Mind sewing it back on as well Harry?" Zombina asked smirking with her sharp teeth sparkling in her mischief while harry kept twisting his head from the boob to Zombina's face. "You going to help or keep on feeling me up?" Adding further fuel Zombina removed her tank top.
"..." Harry didn't make any noise; just crossed his legs a little as he moved close to do his sewing.
"Make sure you get it in line." Zombina said loving how harry was reacting, pretty sure none of the other girls had made him speechless like this.
"..ok...let me know if I prick you the wrong way. Also if you even think about any more jokes you are on nothing but salads for a month." Harry finally managed to say, having caught Zombina's extended grin.
"Spoilsport." She said as watched harry ever so carefully hold her breast in place as he went stitch by stitch. "Besides harry it's not like you can hurt me with that needle, need a lot more to hurt a zombie." She did feel stuff like hot and cold...along with other sensations.
"Fine, not stay still I have to sew the underside." Harry said as he repositioned is hand, not focusing on anything but his stitch work. In his ultra focus he did not notice that when he lifted Zombina's tit, he did so via pinching the nipple.
"Hauuuu~!" Zombina let out a shriek and then a shudder as harry in panic gripped harder but kept on sewing and did so even faster before he moved away.
"Geez Harry did you have to get so grabby, I'm a zombie but you know I can be a little sensitive." Zombina said rubbing her chest feeling that the stitch work was great. 'Still he was so cute having him attend to be like that...I'll have to treat him later.'
Thud
"Hmm..." Looking to the side she saw harry had slumped forward, red fluid dripping from his chin. "Oh shit harry what happened?" Zombina pulled his head away to see where he had hurt himself.
She of course started laughing seeing how harry was just having to deal with a nosebleed. Her moment of joy continuing even as harry recovered and was told it was time to switch, giving him just enough time to clean himself up and replace lost fluids with water. He would later hit himself in the face for not thinking to use magic to do the sewing.
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"I really don't know how to get Zombina to not blab about what happened, especially to Miia." Harry said talking to his current date, if she actually had been beside him as to opposed to several feet behind. "So Manako...?" harry addressed his current date.
"Y-Yes! What is it?" Manako asked a little shyly.
"Since we are together, don't you want to walk next to me?" Harry asked and Manako jumped realizing the purpose of the faux date.
"I'm sorry." The Cyclops started rushing forward to forgetting about the headwear she had chosen to match her outfit.
"Ahh maybe you sho-Bam-ldn't run wi-Bam-th that hat on. Your wo-bam-n't be able to see where you are going." Harry said with a progressively larger sweat drop as Manako bashed into various obstacles. "Are you ok...and do you need to sit down?" harry said now next to her as he had met her in the middle.
"Ohhhh I wish I had better depth perception...but before we sit down..." Manako looked up at harry from under her hat still, head still smoking from various impacts. "Could we...go somewhere with less people...?"
Harry nodded as he lifted Manako's hat a little to see if she was bleeding or not. "Sure I think there's some benches near some vending machines. I want to double check you when we get there." Harry said offering his hand which Manako took very slowly.
The area harry picked out didn't have any other people around so it was fine for Manako who felt comfortable enough to take her hat off while harry bought drinks. "Hey Manako, is barely tea ok?" Harry offered as he place his bottle on the bench.
"Ah thank you but why aren't you sitting down Har-WHAA!" Manako's alarm as harry knelt in front of her and parted her hair to check her forehead.
"Hmm doesn't seem to have any bruising which is good, I dont think I could be happy knowing you got injured." Harry had his hand on Manako's forehead checking her temp before pulling back. "Aside from a little overheat you are fine."
'Ahhh Harry is so kind, he's kind to all of us. It's no wonder everyone gets along with him, he even looks at me in the eye. I wish I had someone special like him.' Manako said taking a drink from her bottled tea. "Um Harry could I ask you something?"
Harry turned and as she expected he looked her right in the eye. She felt herself blushing as his honest and caring expression. "Um...do you...do you think im pretty harry?" Manako asked and then turned away embarrassed.
"What brought this on Manako? My answer is easy, in that yeah I think you are beautiful, any guy who sees you for your charm would be really lucky." Harry said wondering if she had some confidence issues. "Manako please look at me."
The Cyclops turned back to face him. "Your eye is beautiful, and you are a pretty skilled woman, if some people don't see you for all of the woman you are its their loss. Don't let anyone tell you different." Harry said smiling making Manako unable to meet his earnest face but in doing so spotted someone close by spying on the pair.
"Hey you there!" Manako cried out, "You've been the suspicious character thats been following harry since Tio's date. Who are you?" Manako shouted as the person in the heavy black coat and hat set off running.
"Oh no you don't!" Cried ZombinA jumping out from her camouflage position and started blasting ahead of where the perpetrator was going to cut her escape off. "Wow they have some killer reactions."
"Tio's got it handled." Harry said having spotted Tio pick up one of the vending machines, now in the skirt harry had adjusted for her while she had ice cream before. With a heave-ho she launched the drinks machine to go, blocking off the getaway path leaving the peeper exposed and for Manako an easy target.
The sniper had brought a collapsible sniper rifle, snapping it into working condition she took her shot hitting her target in the back with a tranquiliser dart. "Yes we got her." Manako said allowing herself a tiny fist pump.
"Fuck yeah, the job is done, now let's go Scooby do on this and see who it is and if they are cu-Doppel!?" Zombina cried seeing the doppelganger.
"Hey guys...you know I would crack a joke but these darts have me on sleepy time..night." Doppel said before the drugs of the dart kicked in, knocking her out.
"Damn, all this trouble and it was her all this time." Zombina said holstering her guns, miffed she had wasted ammo now and writing out the expenses for bullets was so boring.
"Should have guessed it really, she would have loved trying to tease me on the mini dates today. Well at least its over, what do you have to do now?" harry asked the other members of MON.
"Might as well take her home...maybe let Sumisu deal with her. Thanks for today though harry it was fun." Zombina said smiling at the memories shed made with him.
"Yeah thank you so much harry, I hope we can do it again." Tio said hugging harry to her chest, patting his head a little which was very relaxing as she managed to hit the sweet spots on his scalp.
"And thank you for your kind words harry, I'll hold them close from now on." Manako said after harry got released.
"I'll be happy to do it again when you have day off again, I'm going to go do some last minute shopping. What desserts do you all want...and what does Doppel want so we can feed it to someone else." Harry said as the four of them laughed. They gave him their orders and waved him off since the danger was over and they started to return home.
About half way home though, Doppel started to wake up. " errgh what the hell, why do I have such a hangover?" Doppel moaned as Tio decided to punish her co-worker as she readjusted her with a jump, only making the headache worse. "Whyyyyy?"
"Well someone decided to be a pain in our collective asses so consider that jus one part of our revenge." Zombina said as she smirked up. Doppel just started back with as much of a glare as she could.
"I wanted to see if he would pick someone to go first finally so I sent the letter. Only problem was all those incidents kept happening." Doppel explained and truly felt like pulling her hair out when she got informed about the Draco, Kii and the boar attack on Harry's dates.
Why was, it so hard for one handsome guy to sleep with one of his potential lovers, especially with chemistry between them was great. It boggled the mine and made her want to bust out the tequila.
"But why did you do it even when it was just us, you could have just come out at that point Doppel?" Tio asked, still taking moments to add to the doppelganger's head pains with a few jumps.
"Well duh, it was funny watching you go on dates, not knowing who was following you. It was a little funny seeing how you all acted, even when it was the others having their dates." Doppel laughed before she got dropped to the floor by Tio. "Oh come on Tio, I'm injured already." Doppel rubbed her sore butt as she got back to her feet before putting her hands on her hips as she faced the three.
"I have only one thing to ask you three...did you have fun?" Doppel questioned and all three couldn't meet her in the eyes. "Thought so."
"Well...it was nice being treated so normally and hearing his kind words." Manako said fiddling with the rim of her hat.
"Yeah, I guess it was nice that he doesn't get freaked out by our changes. He really is a caring guy and he does care about us even if he is our landlord." Zombina said idly rubbing her fresh stitches from earlier.
"And he does do a lot to try and make us comfy as if we were home stay guests. It's hard not to like spending some alone time with him...and I want to do it again." Tio said smiling to herself at how harry asked her how to make the house better for her as she was so tall.
"Well I guess some good came out of this aside my fun. Wonder what he's cooking now, I'm really in the mood for something sweet."Doppel said not seeing the momentary smug faces on the other three just as they wiped them clean.
"Well lets head back and find out...by the way Doppel, what was with the second letter you sent him. Didn't know you were into poetry." Zombina questioned and Doppel gave her a confused look.
"What second letter?" this stunned the three looking to one another before starting off running. "Hey what is i-ohhhh shit"
Across town harry had collected his groceries and was waiting to cross the road only to feel a chill in the air, just as he felt steel at his neck. He turned to his side to look at the source and went wide eyed.
What could it be, could a true villain finally be here to cause trouble to harry. Would the members of MON find him before anything bad happened. What was going to happen to the groceries?
The answer to all of these questions will come fourth...
...right now
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As you can imagine when the members of MON got home they were worried harry had not come home so would need the help of everyone to find him. However what they found instead was harry helping a headless girl take a seat while the girls looked on curious.
Except Miia who was freaked out and was hiding in the kitchen.
"Okay... Harry please explain why you have a dead body in your house." Zombina asked but it was Sumisu who answered instead.
"Girls it's ok, seems as the trouble dullahan girl Lala has decided to pop up. Apparently she tried to sneak up on harry but all he found was a body." Sumisu explained and the four monsters girls hit the palms of their hands with a fist.
"Ohhhh!"
"Speaking of, we are going to leave since we have to find her head. Who's coming with?" Harry asked, Suu and Papi raising their hands right away, tio and Sumisu joining in and well as Cerea. "Miia?"
The lamia shook her head as she tried not to look at the body of the dullahan, beings that could remove their heads. The body in question was dressed rather gothic but stylish, albeit with blue skin. The curves were in the right places if you asked harry, not that he would admit as such.
"No dont wanna, the whole thing freaks me out." Miia said hiding behind the counter.
"Miia please, I'm going to need you and your senses to try and find the poor girls head. I mean yeah she greeted me with a scythe around my neck but as soon as I turned to talk to her, the body was looking around for its head. Bear in mind we were at the top of a hill, after that it would have been cruel to leave the body out there." Harry elaborated trying to get Miia onboard.
"Just get Polt to sniff her out, she's the dog here." Miia said and harry let out a sigh.
"Polt is late in tonight, she has a meeting with some of her fellow kobold friends over expansion of the gym and likely her replacement for main managing her old gym." Harry said as Polt had decided to take a back seat at her gym so she could spend more time at home... her new home. "Please Miia." Harry decided to pull out the big guns as he moved closer to her. "...for me..." he whispered in her ear.
"Grrrr fine but I'm sticking with you." Miia wrapped her arms around Harry's as he got back up.
"Great now let's head out before someone finds that head. Who's staying to look after the body?" Rachnera raised her hand to harry question.
"I'll stay and look after them, where do you reckon the head rolled to though?"
Harry slowly looked over Papi and Mero who came out with flashlights for everyone. "The hills rolled down to the park, so best place to search is there only question is how far it rolled. Also Manako could you stay and keep an eye on them?"
The Cyclops nodded as Rachnera pouted, which slowly turned into a smirk as she looked at the small challenge in her eyes. After that the group headed to the park, Mero had jumped into the pond to see if she could find anything while Papi looked on from above.
"Are you sure she even has a head?" Miia asked while her body was wrapped around harry as much as she could without making his legs buckle.
"Yes Miia, Sumisu said she has one and I saw it for a brief moment I think when I turned." Harry said choosing to omit the minor push spell he'd used automatically when he felt something sharp around his neck which in retrospect was bad as the girl was holding the scythe from behind him so he was lucky he didn't lose his own head.
"Ahhhh I don't wanna find the head, it's too creepy." Miia said before getting slapped in the back by Zombina who absolutely enjoyed the scream the lamia let out. "Zombina why did you do that?"
"Cus it was funny, plus stop being such a wuss, harry here can handle gore so you'll have to learn to when its movie night and my turn." Zombina said as she did keep an eye out for the head, no wait...she couldn't take those out.
"Cerea have you found anything yet? What about you Sumisu?" harry asked over the walkie talkie he'd been lent.
"Nothing to report, we cant find anything even with thermal scope since shes not technically a blood pumping species." Sumisu responded and Harry started to get worried as he really didn't want some random park goer to find the poor girls head and set a bad example for the interspecies program. That or someone stealing the head and doing who knows what.
A horrible thing to even imagine.
"Epppppppp!" the shrill surprise from Cerea caught Harry's attention and he moved over to the centaur to see if she'd found something. "Oh harry I'm sorry I thought I found something but it was just a mannequin head piece."
Harry patter her shoulder, since he couldn't reach her head. "Its fine, I'm sure someone will find her without large group. I do wish we could have gotten Polts help but im sure she's having fun."
Meanwhile...
"I told you no, you are not meeting my alpha yet and you cant join his house I already made my case for me to join." A red faced Polt said as she argued with her other canine friends
"Oh come on, Potter is well known in the werewolf community he's an urban legend, just let me meet the guy that's charmed Melon mountain Polt." A female grey werewolf said as she hugged Polt from behind.
"Hey let those go~hic~ those are Harry's now." Polt said as the rest of her friends joined in on the teasing.
Back to the main group.
"Gyaaaaaah!" harry turned and found Miia on the floor collapsed. I think Miia spotted the head." Harry said flashing out his torch to where he suspected Miia was looking moments ago.
"Indeed but to collapse...she's such a handful." Cerea said as she dragged Miia up and harry helped adjust her onto her equine back.
"I suppose that's better than a heedful right now..." Harry tried to joke but the only laugh he got was from Zombina...which was a bad sign given her taste in jokes. Harry started to approach the silver haired head, yellow eyes glowing slightly in the darkness of the woods. Bending to his knee he tried to make sure he met the dullahan's eyes. "Help there, you are not hurt are you?"
"I am fine My lord, this one is glad that despite the incident before I have finally gotten to meet the master of the reapers, guardian of the souls. No doubt you have taken care of my body but have come to fully retrieve your servant." The dullahan greeted him with what seemed to be an absurd amount of respect, even greater than Cerea's.
"Sadly, given the nature of my existence, I have been chased by the organisation in my pursuits of you. The hands of fate have been kind now that you have found me so please bring me to our new home My Lord." The head continued on not seeing the dead eyes stare Harry was sending back.
"I thought Sumisu was joking when she told me all about you...Lala." Harry said making the head in front of him shiver and her eyes turn away. Harry moved over and gently took hold of her head lifting it to his chest level. "Well let's get you back to your body."
"Ah My Lord please let me explain, the witch of the organisation may have isled you to the deeds of your humble servant to distract you from the truth. I merely want to serve the one who has mastered the three and gained the title that all dullahan respect." Harry shook his head as he lifted Lala to his eye level now, his green eyes meeting her yellow. "My lord?"
"Just call me harry otherwise im going to introduce you to everyone b your full name Lalat-" Harry stared but the head of Lala hopped in his hands through sheer force of shame.
"Ahh please dont call me that, no one needs to know my full name. Please Lord harry." Rolling his eyes at the more honest expression from the girl in his hands harry turned the head around so it was facing outward.
"Just Harry is fine, now while I have you care to explain the reason for the letter Lala?" Harry asked looking to see if Zombina was still around, just in case she popped stitches again and he would have to juggle both heads so to speak.
"Ahh well my lor-Harry..." Lala stopped when she felt harry grip her head a little tighter. "...I had been observing you and wished to gain your attention, given the change in recent times I felt it necessary to garne-mmmppgh" Lala was cut off as she involuntarily let out a noise only preserved for night time activities.
"Lala?"
"Some-Someone is messing with my body. I am being assaulted." Lala said her head sweating and starting to breathe a little faster.
Harry would have face palmed had he not been holding onto Lala's head with both hands as he knew exactly what had happened.
Back at the house Rachnera was admiring her current work while Manako sat on the couch observing while tied up on the couch. "You know...without the head... its really hard to get a read of how she's reacting." Rachnera said pulling on some strings to make her threads dig in tighter, Lala's chest in particular jiggling from his constraints.
"Ano...maybe you should stop in that case Rachnera, harry might be mad at you for doing something like this to a guest." Manako said trying to be logical and gentle in this situation.
Sadly she was a quiet sub to Rachnera full dom mode being activated. "Ahh its fine I need to practise on more basics for when it's Harry's turn again. Just gotta try a little harder and pull tighter." To emphasize the thread going under Lala's skirt went tighter ad her body stiffened in reaction.
As a result of her action harry was let with the world's worst talking head; a sexy moaning teenager head. What was worse is that harry had spotted the local park guard so covered Lala's mouth with his hand, making sure not to block the air flow to her nose. "Oh Rachnera you are get punished when I get home and not in any fun ways." Harry then looked down at Lala's head who was licking his hand.
"Please try to keep quiet Lala."
"Ahhh...mmmmmn...i...i...i..." Lala was licking and sucking on Harry's fingers making him wish a part of him could come off so it wouldn't be an issue right now. "Can't... canmmmnnnn" just as Lala seemed to peak she stopped, all sensations ceasing.
"Um, what happened Lala?" Harry asked looking around as the guard walked away and Harry quickly texted Sumisu and the others that he'd gotten the head so they should head home. Slowly making is way outside following the smell of Miia and Cerea.
"I do not know my lord, it is as if all sensations just stopped, perhaps the perpetrator of the assault was captured." Lala said as she then twitched. "Hmm now my body feels wet, do you have a leak where my body issssssssssssss?" Lala let out a shriek and harry decided to book it out of the park.
The cause of this was simple, Suu had done a good job at capturing Rachnera back home who had forgotten the slime stayed home. However Lala's body was sweaty and Suu was a little thirsty so you can probably guess what happens from there.
Yep, you have all seen enough hentai at this point.
Harry had to deal with the moaning of Lala that just about managed to hit her limit just as he exited the park and found everyone waiting to hear the loud moan of climax.
"Wow that's some skill you have there harry, can I have a turn." Sumisu said joking seeing Harry's very red face.
"Not my fault!" Harry denied as some of the others looked at Lala's satisfied expression with envy. "Also where is Papi, she was meant to be our eye in the sky right?" Harry asked as the lords of comedy struck and harry got a bird brained headbutt for his question in his back. Lala's head was flung into the air and landed safely on Cerea's back, just as Miia woke up.
It was a shock the park guard was able to sleep later after all the screaming he heard that night.
Sometime later harry and the rest were settling in for the night properly, and Lala was making sure her head was on straight, using a large scarf to hide the detachable nature of her cranium.
"Everything ok with your body Lala?" Sumisu asked as harry was doing her job as her coffee maker looking over Manako who was hugging Tio in minor shame.
"If you want I can tie your head so it doesn't fall off again?" Rachnera asked and in responded Lala moved behind or rather she just hid behind harry. "What?"
"I think her body knows not to be near you. Kinda miffed I didn't see the show." Doppel said giggling a bit at seeing the other watch the dullahan as she grabbed the back of harry shirt.
"Ahh miss Lala, I made some fresh barley tea, would you care for some?" Mero asked holding the tray while Suu pushed her.
"Hm, I have yet to amuse myself by quenching my thirst in the beverages of this land." Lala said taking a cup and lowering herself on one of the couches.
"Will you be able to drink it?" Cerea asked, more curious how the tea wouldn't leak from Lala's neck.
"It is no problem." Lala placed her cup down and removed her head before pouring the tea into her open neck.
"I would not call that drinking?" Cerea said seeing steam raise up from the neck and Lala's head sweating. "...was it perhaps too hot?" Papi then came up with a bag off cookies and lala's body excitedly reached for them. "It is still surprising that the one wrting the threatening letter was a dullahan."
"Um what's a dullahan cerea?" Miia asked not having looked up since just the small description of the monster type was too freaky for her.
"Of course, dullahan are a type of knight so it is only right that I researched them. Dullahan are known to appear before those on the brink of death, sometimes referred to as grim reapers. Some say they come to reap souls and take them to the realm of the dead." Cerea explained with Papi, Miia and a couple others seeing an illusion of chalkboard and Cerea dressed as a teach complete with glasses.
"Oh my, so it's like the fairy tale of headless horseman." Mero said loving anything that could have could from the brother Grimm.
"So if she's here for dead people... is she here for me cus I like living here." Zombina asked smirking and Sumisu rolling her eyes at her co-worker.
"You are all very fortunate that the hands have fate decided not to put any of you on the brink of death. Ney I have come to swear myself to the new lord of the land of shadows, the master of death, Lord Potter." Lala declared loudly in front of everyone.
'Snicker'
"Hahahaha!"
"hehe, god just seeing it is making my sides hurt."
"Errgh, does someone want to explain?" Rachnera decided to ask a little confused why a grim reaper was getting laughed at. Didn't the members of MON have any fear. "Wait why are you laughing Harry?"
Harry coughed to compose himself as he put a hand on Lala's head and tussled her hair. "Because I've read Lala's file here or given that she hasn't properly introduced herself let's call her by her actual first name."
"Ahh wait no, anything but that, a dullahan must never reveal their true name." Lala tried to reach up and stop harry to no avail.
"Welcome to your new home...Lalatina."
Everyone in the room could be heard laughing at the adorable name for the so called grim reaper, only made worse as Lala covered her face in shame.
"Ahhh why did you have to say my name Harry." Lala cried out as harry walked past and went to refill Sumisu's mug given the signals she was sending him.
"Cus I think its cute and it seems like I have to." Harry said before addressed the others in the room. "Everyone treat her nicely since she is going to be staying with us. As you can see Lala is a little eccentric so she fits right in."
"That still doesn't explain the laughing before." Rachmera said managing to finish her own laughing and was now determined to see Lala make that face again with her own full name being the safety word.
Sumisu decided to answer that knowing that the girls watched a fair bit of anime in the house. "Chuunibyou."
There was a collectible 'Ohhhhhhh' from the girls hearing this while lala lost her head to Sumisu taking it off and giving it a noggie for all the recent trouble she had given her and her landlord.
All in all just another day in harry crazy life, but when everyone had gone to sleep harry decided to pull out an old item of his when he knocked on the door of Lala's room. "Please come in my lord." Harry heard a whisper as he entered the currently Spartan room. "What do you need of me?"
Harry stared at Lala as he removed his old cloak of death that rendered him invisible. "Tell me why you are really here Lalatina of the Skye Dullahan clan?"
XChapter EndX
Another chapter down and now we have our headless girl joining the house, only a couple empty rooms left now till harry truly cant handle any more. Dont worry though I am not likely to do any major story moments of epic scale as monster musume is a comedy series at the end of the day.
Been working on a few different starter chapters for some of my own novels while my friends read through my original story draft, no idea how long edits will take on that one.
New year same old issues aka shitty line manager who has a face I want to punch sometimes for not getting the point of his job.
Made the mistake of getting bloodbourne...not even beaten the first boss as I need to practise but yeah...monster hunter is more fun for me. Looking forward to pirate warriors 4 since rumours might mean we get to play as more of the supernovas which is great...that and Carrot as I do hope she stays on the crew till the end of the journey.
Next chapter will be a bit of a break chapter again since obviously lala does have some background stuff that may not end up cannon.
Will try to get that out by late march to mid april but no promises.
Until next time, Bye