Author's Note: Hello a new chapter so soon don't expect too much of this cause I just so happen to have some time and or not feeling lazy. But before I get into what I'm going to say...time to get back at Goku real quick.
Me:Hey Vegeta
Vegeta:What is it that you want,can't you see that I'm busy training to surpass Kakarot.
Me:Yeah...about that...Goku said the you can never surpass him no matter how hard you try.
At this moment Goku appears.
Goku:Hey guys what's...up...is something wrong Vegeta?
Vegeta:Kakarot...you dare say that I can't surpass you...well maybe I'll just beat the hell out of you...NOW HOW DOES THAT SOUND!? *Super Saiyan Blue*
Goku:Oh no *Instant Transmission*
Me:Don't worry *Opens portal* if you go through here you can get to him.
Vegeta:Thank you for the assistance,I'll be back though...KAKAROT,GET BACK HERE!
Well while Goku is busy trying not to die,here's what's happing in today's chapter.
So Hidan's joined the gang and I'm changing a few things about him. First he'll still follow the way of Jashin but not to it's full extent,he'll kill people every now and then but not all of the time and I would actually have to give him some Magic considering that the technique he uses is insane and requires so much prep...so I'll come up with one but he will use his technique every now and then. I think I'll make him a little calmer and a little more smarter. (He'll be calm as Todoroki but lash out and he'll have his smart moments like Naruto but he'll still lash out,either way he's lashing out.)
As for him being dismembered...for now until they meet Merlin he'll just be sow back together like Kakazu would do for him...but not before having some fun with scaring everyone.
Let's get on with the Chapter
Chapter 14-Naruto's friend...is DISMEMBERED!?
Inside the BoarHatBack at the BoarHat everyone was wondering what was taking Naruto so long.Diane assumed that they got lost in the Forest while Elizabeth thought that the person wasn't comfortable being with "criminals".It was beinginng to become nighttime and Escanor's power was decreasing and reducing him to his night form.
As they were wondering the door opened and well...to say they were shocked was and understatement.Elizabeth and Hawk was horrified at seeing a dismembered person on Naruto's back.
"My friend was dismembered and buried alive before he fully died." Naruto said in an emotionless tone making Diane,Elizabeth and Hawk shiver in fear.It made them wonder should they die would Naruto even care.
Elizabeth walked towards Hidan's "dead" body as Ban put his Scythe next to him while Meliodas and King put his arms and legs together.
Elizabeth touched his body in a weird place accidentally causing some pain and Hidan's head jerked up and yelled.
"OW GOD DAMMIT THAT FUCKING HURTS! CAN YOU LET GO ALREADY!" Hidan yelled as his eyes opened screaming at Elizabeth to let go of the area that she's pinching and she did...and right afterwards she passed out...as did Hawk...and Diane...and Escanor.
While they were passed out, Hidan,Ban and Naruto were laughing there assses off while King and Meliodas went to check on everyone.
"Guys you should be helping waking them up as I told you this was a bad idea". King said as he was trying to wake up Diane and Hawk while Meliodas was waking up Elizabeth and Escanor.
"Sorry guys as funny as that was we might have over did it...I mean Hidan coming in dismembered would be enough but he can also talk so I think that was enough of a shock." Meliodas said while helping Elizabeth get to her feet and Escanor was getting up in his own.
Now, you may be wondering what led the guys to prank them...well it all started with and Idea from Ban.
Mini Flashback back
"Oh man you don't understand how good it feels to finally be free from god damn hole!" Hidan exclaimed as he was twisting his neck cracking some bones with sickening crunches.
"Hidan was it...if I may ask why were dismembered and buried alive and how did you survive?" King asked as Hidan stopped cracking his neck to answer his question.
"Well to answer your first question...let's just I did some things that got me to where I am now...the person that dismembered me was the same person who buried me Alive and as to how I survived all I ate and according to you guys...all I've eaten for 48,000 years are worms and the soil from the ground...I honestly thought I would've died long before then and I even lost count of how many days went by." Hidan said with with some sorrow and some venom in his voice which didn't go unnoticed by Meliodas and King,Ban caught the Sorrow in his voice but not the Venom but Naruto knew exactly what happened back then when Shikamaru buried him alive after dismembering him.
As they were walking back after their little discussion Ban got a very sickening idea of a joke.
"Hey guys I just got a great idea for a prank and it involves you Hidan." Ban said as he looked at him with a grin that Hidan knew all too well and was already listening...while King, Meliodas and Naruto could only sweat drop at the idea through Ban's head.
So Ban told everyone his plan of how Hidan should play dead as if he died before they made it to him and that the killer dismembered his body before leaving. Naruto, Hidan and of course Ban all thought this was funny while Meliodas thought it was slightly funny but a little over the top and King disapproved of the idea entirely,but they could only wait and see what would happen.
Present Time
"Anyway as funny as that was do you have any food cause eating Nothing but Soil and worms for 48,000 years tends to make you forget what real food taste like." Hidan said as he asked for food and Ban went to the kitchen and started getting dinner ready while Hidan was re-telling the same story he told Ban, King and Meliodas as Naruto already knew the story since he lived through it.
"I'm going to take Hidan upstairs so we can talk for a bit.Call us down for dinner." Naruto said as he grabbed Hidan and walked upstairs as Ban gave them the ok as he continued making the meat.
"Let's cut to the chase i already know what you wanna talk about so I'll just ask the question...What happened over the last 48,000 years?"Hidan asked as he already knew what was happening.
Naruto proceeded to explain EVERYTHING to Hidan. The fourth great Ninja war...the taking of Chakra and being replaced with Magic him becoming the new the Rikudo sennin,all of it.Naruto only left out his meetings with the Demon King and the Supeme Deity,the Fairy King's Forest, other than the very important things he told him everything and Hidan was beyond shocked...he didn't believe that all this happened.Hidan believed that he was underground for at least 100 years but he couldn't believe that all this happened in 48,000 years.
"Well I'll be dammed,Can't really say much...I just can't believe that all this happened... I actually wouldn't believe it if it was somebody else telling me but coming from you it's hard not to believe plus your hair is white from its original blond." Hidan said as he pointed out Naruto's blond hair was white and Naruto was just chuckling until he asked a question.
"Well now that you know what's happened...what are you going to do now I mean,the Akatsuki are no more so what now?" Naruto asked as he kept looking at the sky as Hidan sighed giving his only good answer.
"I can't really do anything since my limbs aren't attached to me anymore and I doubt that Kakazu is alive still so I guess I'll tag along with you seeing as I don't have much of choice...plus I also get to scare the girl with the silver hair." Hidan said as he chuckled at the last he spoke causing Naruto to sweat drop at the last part he said until he heard them being called down.
"Ban's calling us for dinner,time to go down stairs." Naruto said as he grabbed Hidan by the remains of his Akatsuki robe and walked downstairs for Dinner.
Few Day Later
"Hey Meliodas,do you know a way that you can reattach my limbs? I refuse to be like this any longer." Hidan said as he was face first into his breakfast...quite literally.Hidan was getting fed up with being dismembered and wanted to move on his own again and do things without getting help.
"Well I don't think I can do it,but the next person we're going to find can easily reattach your limbs or give you some new ones." Meliodas said while still smiling giving Hidan the thumbs up while Hidan was spouting that when he gets his limbs back he'll kick his ass first.
"Hey,Kuruma can't your chakra heal his arms together?" Naruto asked Kuruma through his mind waiting a response and he soon enough got one.
"Naruto...my chakra can repair broken bones in your body...but I don't think it can help with severed limbs." Kuruma replied but in the background you could hear slight growling...which was coming from Matatabi,the two tailed cat.
"Naruto,May you tell me why you dug this man FROM HIS IMPRISONMENT!?" Matatabi yelled clearly angry because this was on of the people who bruttaly beat down Yugito,her previous Jinchuriki.
"I mean if he was crazy like before I might have tossed him back into the hole or better yet since I saved him he's in my debt...plus he seems different now and he's not spouting off about his "Lord Jashin" so I think it's fine." Naruto said getting kind of nervous being around Matatabi,he could practically feel the heat rising in his head and the complete anger coming off of her.It made a few of the other tailed beasts slightly back away from her...the only ones who seemed fine was Kuruma as he believed that he was stronger than her and didn't really care for this which was kinda true and the other who didn't back away was Shukaku but some believed he was too scared to move.
"Fine then...let's make a bet Naruto,you ask Hidan if he will still go around killing people for his God.If he says that he will...I get to take control of your body for two weeks in the next era and any town that has a church or chapel you and Hidan are to go there and pay respects to the dead...but should he say no, I shall teach Hidan some magic to replace his ritual technique...how does that sound is it a deal?" Matatabi asked making Naruto think should he accept this,there weren't any bad things should he lose only that she would have full control of his body for two weeks when the next Era occurs...but should he win Matatabi will train Hidan for some better techniques than his Ritual's after killing someone. (You might think it's weird that I added this in but this is actually gonna be for something for the future)
After thinking it over Naruto was going to agree but he wanted to change a few things. "Ok,before I accept I want to change a few things...first I don't want you taking control for two weeks cause that's pretty ridiculous,at most you can have control for a day or two but not in the next era because we don't know when that will happen. Second I'll accept that me and Hidan have to go and pay respects to the dead at churches and chapels cause I see the irony in it,but if you lose and have to teach him something what would it be...I'm just curious cause even if I lose I was going to have him learn something anyway." Naruto said changing some things slightly about the Bet and was wondering what would Matatabi teach him.
"Illusion and Dark Magic...and possibly something forbidden just so he doesn't annoy me." Matatabi replied with a slight cast of annoyance at this but was still waiting for a response.
"Ok,fine I'll accept the Bet but it comes down to what Hidan says anyways." Naruto said as Matatabi only agreed. Kuruma came out of his nap to see how this would unfold as he was intrigued.
After getting out of his mind scape he walked towards Hidan and asked the question.
"Hey Hidan,are still going to follow Jashin and his ways or no?" Naruto asked as he,Matatabi and Kuruma was waiting for a response.Hidan looked up from his meal that Naruto made for him and answered.
"I don't know...I mean I've done it all my life but at the same time "Lord Jashin" could've saved me from that damn hole but he didn't...So I say to hell with him, but I don't think I could just abruptly stop,let me make a deal with you...I won't kill people but I get to kill a bad person every now and then how does that sound?" Hidan asked completely unaware of the Bet Naruto made but at the same time Naruto was thinking and answered.
"Yeah I guess that could work,if you'll excuse me I have too do something real quick." Naruto as he quickly left upstairs making Hidan confused but went back to his unmannered eating.
"Ok so what do we do now,the Bet was if he would continued killing people but he said that he would only kill the bad guys because he can't just stop killing.How do we decide a winner?"'Naruto asked as he and Matatabi were currently wondering how to decide a winner until Kuruma spoke. (Before I get flamed let me explain,The bet was,was that if Hidan just went around just killing people for Jashin Matatabi would win but if he just stopped killing entirely Naruto would win,but he made a deal stating that he won't kill everyone but only kill the bad people that's why there trying to decide on a winner.)
"I can help...you see you can make another deal...so Matatabi will control Naruto for a Day and Naruto can make the choice of having Matatabi teach Hidan magic or Naruto and Hidan have to pay respects to the dead in every town they come across." Kuruma spoke leaving everyone in shock for two reasons.One he was actually paying attention and two he came up with a solution that didn't involve some sort of Violence.
"W-Well guess that solves our problem and by the way,me and Hidan will pay respects...I don't wanna torture you with his training plus it's a good thing to pay respects to the dead anyways." Naruto said as Matatabi took into account that Naruto choose the latter instead of having her train Hidan,a person she despises.
"I see...well Naruto I'll take control when we reach the next town." Matatabi said before cutting the connection with him.Naruto was just confused before he headed down stairs and...he saw Hidan had his body parts reattached...sort of.
His hands were on the wrong side as were his legs.He tried walking but he fell down...he tried grabbing a cup...only for it to drop out of his hands.
"GOD DAMMIT,THIS MAKES ME EVEN MORE USELESS THAN THE DAMN PIG!!!!" Hidan yelled while he was stitting at a table and Hawk was trying to fight him...only for Hidan to get annoyed and bite him.
"We might need to find Merlin sooner than we thought." Meliodas said as he was watching Hidan bite down into Hawk again and Elizabeth trying to pull him off...while he was tied to the ceiling for entering the kitchen again to cook something.
Unbeknownst to the group they were being watched from two different Locations.
Unknown Place
"Well then,Gowther I believe we need to meet up with the Captain...it seems as if things are livelier than ever." A woman said as she walked towards her friend Gowther.He had dark pink hair,he wore glasses and had amber eyes. He wore a white shirt with hole like buttons going down the middle,he wore on the inside a long purple sleeved shirt with dark purple pants and light grey boots.
The woman in question wore nothing but a very reviling vest only covering her breast but leaving everything down the middle exposed.She had fur on the collar and she wore purple underwear only and had silver shoes.She also had purple pants with three holes going down the side.
This was Merlin,The Boar sin of Gluttony.She was currently gathering her things as Gowther was helping.
In the other Location a man in a cave with white skin and had purple lines going down from his eyes to the side of the nose. He had hazel eyes with a slit going down the middle. He wore plain grey garbs with a black polo and pants underneath, a thick purple rope belt tied in a large knot behind his back.He also wore blue tomoe-shaped earrings, and shinobi sandals with bandages around his calves.
This was Orochimaru one of the Three legendary Sannin. He was another person who was alive during the times of shinobi and chakra.
"Well,Naruto-Kun...I thought it was only me and you but it appears that Hidan is alive as well...maybe I should say hi." Orochimaru said as he started chuckling,he then started seeping into the earth...wanting to drop in and say hi.
End Chapter
Author's Note:You've reached the once again and the second character from Naruto is Orochimaru.
Adding Orochimaru was easy because he could always transfer his body into someone else's. Orochimaru's character will remain the same weird and twisted but he can act like how he is in Boruto but I'll have him give people the reality of the world or of people and just tell them straight depending on what has happened. (May or may not happen)
So Orochimaru won't be a villain in this even though it would be awesome. So let's say that at the end of the Ninja war that Naruto somehow managed to change Orochimaru's opinions on the human life.
So the options I chose for Hidans magic may have been weird but at the time I couldn't think of anything but I know what his Forbidden will be and it's going to be related with blood.
Anyway that's it for this chapter and Have a nice day or night.