"Night Dorkette." Lori said as she turned the door knob.
Lily rolled her eyes and giggled. "Night Lori. Night Leni."
"Night Lily!" Leni said with a smile and a wave.
Lily closed the door behind her and leaned against it with a grin. After coming home, Leni didn't waste time in pulling her into her room for their own share in sister bonding time. A few minutes later, Lori joined in and they had their own little Girls Night In.
She bounced up and skipped her way to the staircase looking down at the flickering lights of the TV screen. Her eyes instantly fell on the snowy haired cowlick peaking over the top of the couch. She smiled deviously as she snuck downstairs. Making sure to avoid any sound in the dark living room only illuminated by the TV light.
"And that my viewers was probably the scariest episode of 'ARRGGH' yet." Came a voice from the TV. She looked up and her smile widened noticing he was watching that scary ghost busting TV show he was so fond of. This was gonna be fun. "Try not to get spooked for a while because you'll probably get a heart attack from how scary this was. Catch us next week as we continue the mystery of this epic haunted house."
She snuck up behind him and blew a breath on his neck. He shivered. "Yeesh, that episode gave me goose bumps."
"Lincoln!" She yelled out behind him.
"Holy Mother of…" He yelped as he fell of the couch onto the hard floor. His frightened eyes fell upon the snickering girl before him. "Lily! What the hell was that?!"
"Sorry… It was just the perfect moment." She said, her snickering slowly turning into loud laughter.
"That wasn't funny." Lincoln huffed, picking himself up and settling back on the couch.
Lily tried and failed to control her laugher as she walked around the couch and settled beside Lincoln. "Sorry Linky, I thought it would be a good prank." She said, finally getting her laughter under control.
"Well, it wasn't. You could have given me a heart attack." Lincoln crossed his arms. Honestly, he wasn't angry, he was just upset at being scared so easily.
Lily put her legs over the couch, and pulled herself up so she was sitting on Lincoln's lap, her arms around his neck. "I'm really sorry. I can make it up to you if you want."
Lincoln blushed, the nature of the situation quickly changing. "I… Uh…"
All the while, they didn't notice someone dart from the kitchen up the stairs, or the loud bang of the door upstairs.
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Luan clutched tightly on the bottle of water in her hands. She did a quick check of the room for her roommate, before plopping down on the desk at the corner of the room and booting up the desktop on it. "Are they at it again?" Her hand moved to her lower regions, and a single digit grazed the front, making her shiver in delight.
She entered her password and hurriedly pulled up the live feed of the living room. The camera was mounted at the top right corner, right over the front door, and gave her a perfect view of her siblings holding each other on the couch. "God this is so wrong." She plunged a hand under her plaid skirt and rubbed the front of her panties. "I'm the older sibling, I should be putting a stop to this, not wanking off to it."
Suddenly, Lincoln seemed to say something and lifted Lily off of him. Luan whimpered as he stood up and pulled Lily along with him. "No, no! Just a little more." She changed the feed to one of Lincoln's bed room, placed just under the vents, giving a full view of the bed. The door swung open, and they walked in, Lily immediately jumping on the bed. She said something and pulled her shirt open, revealing her blue bra underneath. Lincoln gave a simple thumbs up and she grumbled. The rest of it was just of them dressing up for bed and going to sleep.
Luan slammed a fist on the table as she watched Lincoln turn off the lights, darkening the room, and turning on the automatic night vision mode of the camera, covering the screen in green. "Why!" She sighed. "How did it get to this? Me, practically begging for my brother to hump on my baby sister just to get a time off." She sighed, placing her elbows on the desk and leaning her forehead on her palms. "How did it get to this?"
"Oh yeah…" She pulled open the desk drawer and picked up the only CD within it. "With this." She put it into the CD slot and the screen changed to a pre-recorded video. It showed Lincoln's room from the same angle as before, painted in a light green, signaling it was dark within. In the room, Lily sat on Lincoln, their bodies barely covered by the blanket, but clearly showing Lily moving her hips over Lincoln's crotch.
Luan's hand moved back down to her crotch, this time moving the cotton fabric out of the way, and putting the tip of her index finger into her inner walls. She gasped as she slowly inserted more of the digit into her girlhood.
Once she reached close to the base of her finger, she pulled it out to the tip and began inserting it again along with the middle finger. She gasped at the tightness, as she watched Lincoln place his palms on Lily's butt.
She whimpered as both fingers were inserted to their limit. She pulled it out and began to thrust it in and out, looping the process as a surge of pleasure sped through her with every thrust.
Suddenly, the Lincoln in the video said something that made Lily stop, before simply laying on his chest. Luan didn't stop though, she rewound the video and continued her session. He gasps and moans became louder as she began to quicken her pace. "Li… Lincoln." She moaned out as she leaned a hand on the computer monitor for support, the video long forgotten. Images of said white head boy swirled in her head, her eyes rolling back as she gripped the edge of the monitor harder, her knuckles turning white.
She was beginning to reach her limit as her breathing became heavier and her voice became raspy. Suddenly, she stopped as she reached her climax, rocking her hips on the chair as she rode out her orgasm.
Slowly, her breathing returned to normal as she pulled her fingers out from under her. She looked in awe as her fingers glistened with her own juices. She dipped both fingers into her mouth, licking it clean. "I can't keep going like this." She looked at the screen at her sleeping siblings. "Normal porn isn't enough anymore." Standing up, she looked back at her seat, analyzing the slight mess she made, before looking to the screen once more. "Either I get new material… or…" She focused on the white haired boy with his arm around the sleeping girl on top of him. "Or I swear I won't be able to stop myself from doing something stupid."
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A loud ring cut him off from his blissful state. "Ugh… Why!" He stretched his hand out of his cocoon and slammed it hard on the annoying device. After a long groan, Lincoln pushed off the blanket around him and stood up, stretching his limbs to get his body awake. With a yawn, he looked ahead of him at 'The Audience'. "Here in the Loud House, no one is a morning person." A yawn focused his attention on the bed, and he smiled at the sleeping figure on the bed. "Anyone who wakes up early in this house is the equivalent of the walking dead."
"Shut up Lincoln, it's too early in the morning." She pulled the blanket over her head, and disappeared back under it. Lincoln chuckled, and opened his drawer, pulling out his normal attire.
"See." After another stretch, he walked out of his room, and joined the line. "It's never pleasant to wake up early, and chances are, half of us will fall asleep before even getting into the shower." He stood behind which ever sister it was in front of him. He was too tired to try and look at who it was. "But, it's a necessary thing, we all have school to get to."
"Morning sleepy bones." He heard a voice and instantly recognized it as Luan.
"Hey Luan." He replied back weakly, ready for the pun in response, but when he received none, he looked up to see her giving him the weirdest smile he had ever seen. "Uh… What's wrong?"
"So, how was sleeping with Lily?" Luan asked blowing off the question, her smile quirking wider into a smirk.
Lincoln bit his tongue. "What, sleeping with… but she's my…"
"Relax pervert." Luan said giggling. "I meant how was sharing a room with her?"
Lincoln's eyes widened as a blush spread through his cheeks. "Oh… It was ok I guess."
"You know, now that I think about it, you reacted pretty strongly. What really happened last night?" Luan asked, snickering as Lincoln stuttered unintelligibly.
The door opened behind her and Luan turned to find that she was up next. "Well, this is my stop. Exit stage right." She said with a giggle before slipping into the bath and closing the door.
"What made her so peppy?" Lincoln asked with a shrug.
"No idea." A raspy voice said behind him.
"Sweet candy corn!" Lincoln yelled in shock. "I thought I was last in line."
Lucy stood behind him, her head down. "Sigh."
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After Luan left the bath, Lincoln took a nice short shower and left for breakfast.
He descended the stairs as with new found energy and joined his siblings in the dining room.
"So, Linc, I've got a favor to ask." Lori, who sat where their dad usually did, indicating she was in charge looked toward him.
"Yeah." Lincoln replied as he took a plate of toast and eggs Leni had apparently made for everyone.
"Well, with Lily's 'condition' she definitely can't go to daycare. Not only will it be totally like weird and stuff, but the staff will definitely tell mum and dad… and maybe the cops."
"Yeah…" Lincoln peeked an eye at her as he munched on his toast.
"So I was wondering if you could babysit her for the week. Just until Lisa is able to work out a cure."
Lisa did a spit take as Lincoln coughed a little. The others looked at them confused.
"Have you lost all sense of reasoning Lori?" Lisa asked as she used a napkin to wipe off the puddle of moist bread crumbs she had made. "As the oldest of us all, I expect you to understand the consequences of that action, especially with our recent discoveries and what we discussed."
"Relax brainy. Look, I've thought it out. Lincoln is the best candidate because, with you getting transferred into his class last month, you can help him with his notes and bring back and homework you get." Lisa opened her mouth to argue, but Lori raised a hand. "No one else is that lucky. Plus with how attached Lincoln and Lily have been, it's very likely that Lily will end up crying and whining all day until Lincoln got home. Do you really want to be the cause of that?"
Lisa stopped mid comeback. She had a point. "Last month, the principal of her school finally acknowledge her higher intellect and decided to bump her up a few classes. Of course following state law, and school etiquette, the highest she could be advanced was Lincoln's class. If she excelled once again in his class, she could then be taken higher.
She looked to her other siblings for support, to see then quietly observing the exchange. Suddenly she felt a surge of anger flow through her. She pushed off the table and jumped off the chair, storming out of the room muttering to herself. Lily walked in after, still in her night gown, looking at her storming older sister before turning to the rest of her siblings. "What's up with her?"
"She's just upset that Lincoln is gonna stay home alone to take care of you." The oldest Loud sibling replied as she took her plate to the sink.
"Really!" The tween girl squealed. Moving in to grab Lincoln.
"Wait, don't hug me, I'm still…" He couldn't finish as she tackled Lincoln off his chair onto the ground, taken his half eaten toast along with them.
Lori chuckled, before clapping her hands loudly to get everyone's attention. "Alright, you've got five minutes and I'm driving that car out of her whether you're in it or not." She smiled as everyone seemed to move just a little bit faster. With that, she left the house and went out to Vanzilla, getting in and buckling up in the driver's seat.
"I still maintain that this is a bad idea." A voice spoke behind her.
Lori yelped, hopping out of her seat in fear as she looked behind her. "Lisa, what the hell! You scared the fu…" Lori slowly rethought her words. "Fu… Fudge outta me!"
Lisa stared at her with a deadpan expression. "First of all, I am aware of the 'F-Word'." She said with air quotes as Lori blushed in embarrassment. "Secondly, do you honestly believe we can leave these two alone and nothing would happen?"
"You're persistent, I'll give you that." Lori said as she turned in her seat to get a better look at the brainiac. "What's so bad? If I had Linc taking care of Leni or Luna, you wouldn't have had this much resistance. But just because it's Lily…"
Lisa stood in her seat. "Why are you so supportive of this? Can't you see…"
"Why are you so protective of Lincoln?"
Lisa froze in her tracks. The young scientist, uncharacteristically quiet. "I… I just don't want Lincoln blamed for all of this."
Lori raised a brow. That wasn't the response she was expecting. "What?"
Lisa sighed, seating down, with her head hung low. "If anything were to happen, the first social stereotype would be to blame the male culprit. They would see Lincoln as an abuser, or a monster. This would hurt the family and probably get our parents into prison. But the most social stigma would fall on Lincoln. He would be humiliated, condemned by society, maybe even thrown in Juvenile prison, on trials of incest. All that would crush me, especially with I being the root cause of the problem." Lisa felt tears well in her eyes as she imagined what had kept her up working on the cure for the past two nights. "Lincoln has done so much for me, for all of us. I would never want this to be how I repay him."
The child prodigy looked to her older sister, to see her with tears leaking from her eyes, her fist in her mouth as she seemed to be struggling not to burst out crying. Lisa quickly wiped her eyes. "I apologize, I was rambling."
"Oh my emotional little sister." Lori spread her arms for a hug.
"No, wait, I'm not..." Lori didn't listen to her and simply forced her into a hug.
"Lori, no, I am not comfortable with intimate contact!"
The car door slid open, and Leni stared at the scene before her. She noticed Lori crying and simply dropped her bag and joined the hug from behind, trapping Lucy in between herself and Lori.
Lisa sighed, allowing the hug to happen as more sisters began to pile into the car, all stopping in confusion at the scene.
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Lincoln pulled the straps of the glittery pink backpack over Lola's shoulders and pushed the twins out the door, waving to them as they made their way to Vanzilla.
"Well that's the last of them." He sighed as he closed the door.
"And now we're alone." He turned to see Lily moving towards him, her hands behind her back. She had changed out of her night gown, wearing one of his orange polo shirts that fell below her hips and a thin black pair of panties, barely seen under his shirt.
Lincoln felt a large lump in his chest as he studied her in his shirt. "Y-yeah, we are."
"You know what that means?" Lily smiled sweetly.
"I guess." Lincoln said warily.
"I can finally show you what I bought at the mall yesterday."
"What you bought…" Lincoln gulped. He peeked into one of the bags and saw nothing but underwear. That wasn't the only bag, but he had a feeling that was the bag she was holding behind her back. "What did you buy?"
"Video games and comic books!" She squealed as she revealed the bag filled with the comic books she had bought the previous day.
"Video… video games?" Lincoln asked confused, not expecting that response.
"Yeah, but I mostly got comic books."
"Which did you…" Lincoln paused, and looked on shocked. The distinct colors. The unique signature on the covers edge. Could it be… no it couldn't. "Is this Ace Savvy Issue #1 special edition!"
"Yeah, I saw the title, and remembered that you liked this, and I was curious."
Lincoln looked back to her in glee. "You don't get it. This is the special uncut Issue #1 remake! It's a rare collectable, super exclusive, and super expensive. How the heck did you afford this?!"
Lily looked on at the comic book in his hands, not realizing it was really that important. "Lori got it for me. I didn't check the price, so I didn't know how expensive it was."
"We have to read this. Right now!"
Lily smiled widely, Lori's advice from yesterday coming back to mind. "Thanks big sis."
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Lisa yawned as she packed her books into her bag and prepared for the next class. "This class is far below my academic range. Not challenging in the slightest."
A hand slammed down on her table. She followed it to see Ronnie Ann, Lincoln's Latino girlfriend who for some reason she found herself not very fond of. "Alright Brainy, where's Lame-o?"
"First of all, I don't appreciate nor do I approve the use of that name for me." The young genius said as she continued to arrange her books. "And to answer your question, he is at home taking care of our youngest sibling.
"Why, did something happen to Lily?" Lincoln's nerdy glasses wearing best friend spoke up behind her, cutting into the conversation.
"Yes and no." She said simply.
"So something did happen to her?" Clyde asked confused.
"Yes and no." She repeated, as she finished packing up her books. "Now if you excuse me, I do not want to be late to my next class." She stood and walked out of the class room.
"Well that was a huge help." Ronnie Ann said sarcastically.
"At least we know he's at home right."
"Yeah, that we know."` Ronnie Ann grabbed his hand and began dragging him toward the door. "Let's go see him."
"Now? School's still on." Clyde asked nervously.
"So?"
"So! Do you know how much trouble we'll get in if we're caught sneaking out of school."
"We just won't get caught then. Come on, I know a door behind the cafeteria." She said as she pulled a shaking Clyde with her.
"What about the lunch lady?"
"She's cool, I'm sure she won't disturb us."
"Lincoln, we're coming buddy."
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Lily watched in amusement as Lincoln once again inverted himself on the couch, putting his legs over the back with his head upside down. After a few seconds, he groaned, repositioning himself again.
Lily giggled. "I know you're not uncomfortable. Just take off your clothes already."
Lincoln glanced at her before continuing him movements. "I can't… It's embarrassing."
Lily raised a brow. "What do u mean it's embarrassing? You read comics in your underwear around us all the time."
"Well yeah. But mostly, you guys just go around without noticing me. It's kinda weird being in my underwear with you… right here."
The one year old looked at him skeptically. "Seriously Linc. Ok, since I got aged up, how many times have you seen me naked?"
"Well, almost all the time to be honest… but…"
"But nothing. Heck, I'm wearing nothing but one of your shirts and a pair of panties, and I don't feel weird."
Lincoln chuckled, then smiled. "Alright then, you've made your point." He undid his pants button and pulled them down, kicking them off. Then he grabbed the hem of his shirt and raised it over his head, tossing it aside.
"See, it's not so bad. It's not like anything bad would come out of this."
At that moment, a rock flew through the open window, nearly missing Lincoln's head as it whizzed across the room onto the floor. "What the…" He walked over to it and picked it up, checking the writing behind it.
'Hey Lame-o, get your butt out here.
XOXO Ronnie Ann.'
He groaned. "Why does she always put XOXO as if that makes the whole situation of hurling a rock at me any better?" He turned it over to see a small side note.
'P.S Sorry Linc, I tried to stop her.'
He sighed, as Lily peeked over the couch at him. "What is it?"
"Just my friends being idiots."
"I heard that." Came a voice from his door, as the handle began to turn.
"We're coming in."
Lincoln paused, scanning the room, and noticing the compromising position he was in. The whole world seemed to freeze around him as he turned towards 'The Audience'. "You know, this is one of those moments when the only word that comes to your mind, is a word that got your mouth duck taped for a week by your mum."
Everything resumed as he frantically tried to reach the door. "Wait, don't come in… Wait!" He yelled.
That was all futile though as the door swung open and Ronnie Ann barged in with Clyde. They both froze as they took in the scene before them. Immediately, Clyde passed out as a burst of blood rushed from his nose, as Ronnie Ann placed her fists on her hips. "So, you want to explain this or should I just guess." Ronnie Ann asked as Lincoln gave up on trying to cover himself, and Lily looked on in confusion.
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"So, what you're telling me is that... this chick sitting over here is your year old little sister who got aged up by some weird gas in her room, and you weren't getting freaky in here, you were just reading comic books in your underpants because it's a weird habit of yours…" Ronnie Ann asked.
"Yeah, pretty much." Lincoln replied, scratching his head nervously.
"OK then."
The snow haired boy looked at her confused. "That's it… no questions, no arguments, you hear all this and your only response is 'OK Then'."
"Come on Lame-o, I know how weird your life is." She punched in the shoulder playfully. "Besides, I know you can't do anything this crazy."
"Hey, I can be bad. I can do stuff like this."
"Sure you can. And Glasses over here is a muscular hunk and an expert with the ladies." She pointed at the unconscious boy laying on the couch.
Lincoln huffed and crossed his arms, pouting childishly. Soon after, he and Ronnie Ann burst out in a fit of chuckles.
Lily watched them longingly, feeling a twinge in her chest. She couldn't tell if it was jealousy, anger, sadness, or just all three, but either way, she didn't like the interactions in front of her. She shook out of her stupor and noticed an outstretched hand in front of her. "Hey, I'm Ronnie Ann." The girls sat beside her, as Lincoln went to check on Clyde.
She put on the best smile she could and took the hand. "Hey. I already know you, I see you around Linky all the time."
Ronnie Ann smiled. "We do hang out a lot."
"What are you guys doing here anyway, no school today?" Lincoln asked as he help Clyde up.
"We ditched school to come see you."
"What!" Lincoln asked as he dropped Clyde in shock.
"Ouch." Clyde groaned from the ground.
"Sorry bro." Lincoln turned back to Ronnie Ann. "Are you nuts, why would you ditch school?"
"She was worried, so she wanted to make sure you were alright."
Ronnie Ann blushed. "No, I wasn't. I just wasn't in the mood for school, and I had nothing better to do.
Lincoln sighed. "Well, either way, you still need to go back to school. I don't want you guys getting in trouble because of me." He helped Clyde stand up and tugging them out the door.
"Alright, but we'll be back."
"I'll be waiting." He said with a chuckle as he shut the door. He turned around to see Lily, who he realized had been quiet most of the time glaring at him with a small pout on her face.
"So… Girlfriend?"
"Who… Ronnie Ann. No." He waved it off. Lily raised a brow and folded her arms across her chest. "Well, she was. But we broke up."
"What happened… Did she do something?"
He recognized that look. That was the classic expression of a meddling sister. "No no no. It was mutual. She's moving back to her home town next week and we both decided that the long distance thing wasn't the best for us, so we decided to stay friends."
"Oh… Isn't she Bobby's sister? Lori's boyfriend." Lily asked.
"Yeah, why?"
"Well, if she's moving, Bobby's moving too. But he and Lori are still dating."
"Well, I'm sure he's told her. Maybe they decided to go through with the long distance relationship thing."
"Maybe."
"Well that's a story for another day."
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Lori's phone rang out in her purse and she pulled it out, beaming at the name illuminated on the screen.
"Hey Bobby-boo-boo-bear! I was just thinking…"
"Lori… We need to talk."
Author's Note: Wow I am so sick, I can barely see my screen. Ok here's the next chapter. I tried to make up for the long absence by making this as long as I could. I wish this came out earlier and better that it did, but being sick fucking sucks. But, I'll try and crank out the next chapter ASAP.
Peace!