"She must not escape!" An authority male voice boomed through the hall.

My bare feet hit the stone floor as I ran from the people trying to recapture me after I had broken out of that, that Vat. I didn't know how the fuck I had ended up in there and in my brand new body. But I had an idea that I was ninety percent sure was true.

I had died, and some useless divine being had fucked up reincarnation, and so I had gotten Isekai'd into this body.

Though thankfully after I had broken out of test tube, Vat, whatever I had quickly realized where I was, and that was in part due to the innate information this body, I had woken up in had.

I was in the middle of the Einzbern Castle, and I was an Einzbern Homonculus now, instead of a normal human being. And since the Einzbern factory only made one style of meat robots. Meant that I was now a woman empathized by my large and perky breasts bouncing up and down on my chest as I ran for extra emphasis. I could deal with my genderbend, later after I escaped and calmed my now literal tits.

Though not that I was that bothered by current body I was pretty fucking hot, and I hadn't put much stock in my identity as a male. I was just me, as gender didn't really fucking matter to me at all since bisexual.

Though as an Einzbern Homunculus I was, of course, a special edition prototype they had tried to make to replace Illya. Sorry girl, my survival over yours at the moment. I thought as I continued to run to escape the other homunculus chasing me, while Old Man Acht yelled at them.

And such I was a combination of their mage and combat models, which meant I could do pretty much any Magecraft by throwing enough mana at the problem, and a superhumanly strong body. At the very least on the level of comic Captain America.

Lucky me.

But I was still naked and wet from what liquid had filled the Vat my body had been grown in.

I took and a break from running in the hallway to barging into one of the side rooms, and quickly used my Magecraft along with my newly gained and expansive Alchemy knowledge to transmute the door to be a part of the wall Fullmetal style. I even did the hand clap, as I had enough magical energy to waste doing this.

Now the fuck what? I asked myself, as it probably wouldn't take long for them to realize what I had done. I looked around the room I had jumped into, and I realized which I fucking was by the bed and the picture on the desk next to it.

This had been Irisviel's room, and it had not been entered since she died. Going by the dust layering the floor and bed.

But that did not matter at all, what I needed to focus on was escaping, and a terrible idea came to mind.

Body reinforcement is a go. Blue lines spread across my naked body, and I charged straight at the window and broke through it like an action movie hero. As my body was reinforced, it did not end up a bloody mess.

But the shock of landing did vibrate through my body, like steel hitting steel.

At least I am still alive. Though I didn't know how long that would last as I ran naked through the snow. Though my Magic Circuits did keep my body warm so I wouldn't freeze.

I should probably have transmuted some of the bed sheets into a simple dress or whatever the Greeks wore was called.

But that mistake was now in the past, now I just needed to run, run as far as I could from the Einzbern territory. Thankfully I had a lot of magical energy to burn. Hopefully, I could avoid the animals that were in the forest. I didn't want to end up as their dinner or bitch, but getting fucked by a wolf didn't sound too unappealing.

I was such a pervert, even felt a throb in my nether region.

I reigned in my horniness, I could masturbate later.

I continued to run and run away from the Einzbern castle and through the snow, my hot breath visible in the cold air. How far away from civilization, am I? Is there even anything outside this forest? Wait are those flowers? My internal question came to half as something that looked like flower petals flew through the air, and suddenly they surrounded me flying past and against me.

I brought up my arms to block the petals from hitting my eyes. Though doing so, I wasn't able to see anything in front of me.

"Well, it isn't often that I get a visitor here." Spoke a male voice and I bought down my arms to see once again, and the flower petals were gone.

And in front of me was a very familiar looking white-haired man, dressed in colorful ropes and holding a wooden staff.

Merlin.

"So, are you to blame for me ending up here?" I asked cause that seemed like a Merlin thing to do.

"Here in Avalon, yes? Bend the rules and opened that door to here, that I did. You ending up in that experimental Homonculi body. Not on me." He responded. "Nice body by the way… do you want to be referred to by your old name or do you want me to call you something else." The ancient wizard asked.

Right, I was naked in front of another person, and I still had a little bit of self-consciousness left in me. I so I quickly covered up my pussy and breasts with my hand and arm. "So, what am I here for?"

"Well, I was a bit bored, so I thought I help you out, and since your soul is not native to the Human Order."

"I don't think that is how it works, I'm pretty sure I possess the same Common Sense as the other humans," I stated. "So it shouldn't reject me."

"Are, you going to argue with me about who has more understating of the universe?" No, but I was pretty sure he was just bullshitting an excuse. And would just boot me to another reality where there wasn't an army of homunculi trying to retrieve or kill me.

"Okay, let's say you're telling the truth why should I accept?"

"Well, you won't die, and I give you a Kaleidostick to collect the Class Cards, I made just a little earlier and send them through that Sea of Imaginary Numbers to the universe plan to send you to." Yeah, he could and would do that because he was fucking Merlin and he was doing me a service. "You still didn't give a name?"

Yeah, a new name was probably a good idea, but what should it be? I was an Einzbern now so something German, I was also previously a boy and now a woman, a very busty woman with hips to die for. And I was about to become a magical girl of the beam and spell variety.

Fuck, it, I am ripping off another character, but it fits perfectly though I am not a loli. Thankfully.

"Tanya, just call me Tanya you fucking cock wizard."

"I would object to that if it wasn't true." He admitted. "And here you go, Tanya, you're very own Kaleidostick, this here is Crystal," Merlin said as he pulled out the Magic Wand.

"No that is Ruby, and I wouldn't Zelretch be pissed you nicked one of his things?" I asked.

"Well, a reprogrammed Ruby, removed some of the annoying traits and made her more loyal from the get-go. But increased a few more things, so she is basically a new person. And no he doesn't really care what happens to them, he hates these things." He explained.

"I believe it. So what now?" I said as I took the inactive Kaleidostick from him.

"Well, Tanya, you be on your way now, you enjoy this world lot's of strong people to fight, and enjoy this extra gift."

And before I could respond, I felt myself blackout as I felt a pull at my sternum, and everything seemed to twist and turn.

Xxx

Kon groaned as he walked through the streets in Ichigo's body on his way home, while his partner dealt Hollows after school.

His friend dealing with the leftover Hollows from the Uryou's Hollow bait yesterday even though he should be resting after spending that much spiritual energy.

But Ichigo couldn't let more than average wander about for them to hurt people.

His friend was stubborn like that. Kon still felt a little bit shit for doing what he had done so tried to be the best Ichigo he could be while the real one saved peoples' lives. Thankfully Rukia would be a nice conversation partner until Ichigo was done. And also so that he could not deal with the torture Yuzu bestowed upon him.

Kon shuddered.

Though he came to a stop as he felt a surge of Reiatsu down the back alley, he was walking past.

Oh, what the hell was that? The Mod-Soul thought as he began to walk towards where the surge had come from. This was a stupid idea, but it hadn't felt like a Hollow's or Shinigami's Reiatsu. Actually closer to his own when he thought about it.

He walked further in and there behind a dumpster, he saw her.

A woman laying buck naked on the ground.

Kon felt his cheeks heat up, but he quickly forced his embarrassment down. "Ma'am, are you okay?" Kon called out to her, to see if she was lucid or not, but she did not stir at his words.

Kon flipped her over to see if she was injured externally, but her skin was unblemished, and she seemed to be in a deep sleep, probably unconscious. In another circumstance, he would have called the police, but the Kurosaki clinic was two minutes away. And Kon did not know if she was hurt internally.

So he took a deep breath and picked up the white-haired woman and ran out of the ally and towards the Kurosaki Clinic.

Though as Kon carried the woman through the street which was thankfully empty at this point in time. He noticed two things about her, one was the accessory in her hair, and the second was the very unfeminine thing hanging from her crotch.

A penis.

She had a penis.

A small un-erect one, but a penis none the less.

While also having the second anatomy two from what he could see of the thing flopping about revealing which lay beneath ballsack.

Kon desperately tried to kill his blush he hadn't meant to see that.

And Kon had very much not expected his day to go this way finding a naked woman in an alley with both parts. Oh, not in his wildest dreams.

Kon went through the clinic's door. "Dad, I've got an unconscious woman that I found." He yelled.