"So, how the hell do I turn you one?" I asked myself as I looked down at the supposedly reprogrammed Kaleidostick in my hand. There was no actually stick the moment just the head of the device.

I had put on the clothes that Yuzu had left for me after witnessing me beating my huge fuck stick which I had sealed away, so that wouldn't be popping skirt lifting boners. Like the one, I was wearing right now, and I understood why Astolfo and women liked like to wear them.

So much air.

Anyway, thankfully Masaki's old clothes fit me well, but I would probably have to get my own clothes at some point, or maybe Crystal here could construct some for me, like Saphire and normal Ruby could with the magical girl outfits. Which would save me a lot of money on clothes but if one was able to disturb the magic that made it up. I would be quickly left naked. But like that would be any different wearing the battle outfit during combat.

But anyway, before I even got to all of that, I needed to wake up Crystal here.

And the easiest way I could see how was to boot the Mystic Code via directing a jolt of Mana into her.

And it seemed to work.

[Configuration complete, Hello Mistress I am Kaleidostick Crystal, formerly Kaleidostick Ruby E-9765C. And I shall help you accomplish your goal, Mistress I can detect two power sources of Ood nearby one more wast than the other.]

Crystal spoke as she now floated in front of me, her stick out… that sounded better in my head.

"Don't worry about that those two are friendly, so Crystal you're going to be doing everything I say?"

[Of Course Misstress, I will obey any order you give me and assist in any endeavor you wish to pursue no matter what it is. And of course, ensure as many sexy situations as possible happen to that lewd futa body of yours.] Crysta finished with a lewd giggle.

"Yeah, as long as my Magical Girl outfit is cool it can be made of tentacles. So, Crystal Merlin said something about Class Cards? Do you know where they are, cause I am going to need them." For I didn't know if I would be able to fight a Shinigami Captain just as Magical Girl, I needed some Servant power for that. "Also, do you have internet access."

[Of course, I have access to the data network of this Earth, using it is easy peasy for me Misstress. You're gonna use to watch porn? How naughty of you Mistress.]

"No, I am not, I asked caused I wanted to know I you would be able to create an identity for me since I don't legally exist in this reality," I stated.

[Of course, I can Mistress, I am made from futuristic technology and almost infinite processing power at my disposal hacking these human's pathetic cybersecurity.]

My she was boastful. "Great, so the Class Cards what about them?" I asked.

[When Master Merlin cast them into this world they seem to have been spread around the planet and landed in various countries.] Well, that is just great. [Do not worry Mistress I know where the ten cards are at the moment with two of them being here in Japan.]

"Ten cards, I'm guessing Merlin made some from the Extra-Classes. Okay, we start with them and go get the others later. I'm going to assume each Card landed in the origin country of the Heroic Spirit inside of it?"

[That seems to be the case Mistress.]

"Also can you tell me the precise date?"

[It is currently July 19th, 2011 in this reality Misstress.]

Okay, were ten years ahead in the timeline, but if I remembered correctly this would be the day, well rather night Rukia would be brought back and then eighteen days until rescue happened I could probably get half the cards in that time since they were spread across the world. And I would have to use more mundane means to go as I couldn't fly openly using Crystal.

"Okay thank you for the info Crystal, now you get to do the whole Identity creation thing, I have been invited to dinner."

[I do that Misstress.] Crystal floated up to hair and transformed herself back into my accessory as I left the infirmary.

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Ichigo's scowl was in its usual place as he walked downstairs and into the kitchen where he could smell Yuzu's cooking. He would do like usual where he ate one meal at the table, and then made a second portion he would take up to his room where Rukia would get it.

So it was curry tonight, that was nice he could use something hot and spicey after all that Hollow slaying. Fucking Ishida the idiot, he had thankfully been able to punch the moron in the face for his fuck up yesterday.

Though as he entered the combined living room-kitchen, where the usually enlarged photograph of his mother hang much to him and his sister's embarrassment. But a surge of anger did travel through his veins, as Grand Fisher was still alive. Though next time he showed his face, he would murder the serial killer. And Ichigo knew he would be back monsters like that didn't quit, and he would probably want revenge on him.

But that wasn't important right now, what was important was the new person sitting at the dinner table.

Guess this is the woman that Kon found. Ichigo thought as he gave her a look over, and he had to admit that she was pretty. Though a different kind of one from his other female friends, she looked almost doll-like. As if she had been made instead of born, he silvery-white hair, red-eyes, and pale skin definitely made her foreignness obvious. Not like he would comment on it verbally and draw attention to it. And then there was the whole fact Kon had said about her having a penis too. Not like he wanted to know that fact, that was TMI for him. So Ichigo ignored it alongside the fact she was wearing his mother's clothes.

That would be hypocritical of him to do so considering his own hair color.

"Ichigo, my boy, finally decided to leave that cave off yours, now Tanya this is my son Ichigo who found you, Ichigo this is Tanya, the woman you found."

"Dammit, Goat-Face act professionally around your patients outside of the clinic too." He scowled as he showed his dad aside and took a seat as Yuzu sat down the pot.

"Thank you for finding me, who knows what could have happened if other less noble sounds had found me." She spoke, and her voice was rather pleasant sounding.

"I just did the right thing,

And so the rest of them took a seat, and the small prayer was said before they began to eat. The table was more talkative than usual due to the guest at the table. With small questions being asked of Tanya. But Ichigo did not notice that Yuzu blushed heavily every time she laid eyes on the foreign women.

He really didn't want to know why, but one thing was for certain she was definitely mysterious as the dinner talk didn't pry a lot of information from her. Just that she was from Germany and that she didn't know how she ended up in that alley where Kon found her. And that she didn't have any identification papers on her. Which Goat-Face had promised to help with, and even let her use the guest room for tonight and the next few days if she so chose. Even though he still loyal to his mother. He was still weak to the opposite sex and would accommodate any woman who asked something of him. But despite his horrible sensing abilities, he could tell that this woman carried way more Reiatsu than the average person and was probably spiritually aware.

And so after finishing his plate, he made a second and said he would eat the rest in his room.

"So, you hungry midget?" He asked as he entered his bedroom and Rukia jumped out his closet.

"Took you long enough, starve a girl would you." Rukia scolded him as she took her food, which she knew would be her last meal here. It being Yuzu's excellent curry didn't help the emotional pain she was feeling. But she would do anything to protect them. So the quicker she left, the faster they would be safe. So she had decided to leave while Ichigo did his nightly shower before bed. "So anyway did you talk with the woman Kon found?" She asked, as while her powers had not recovered at all like she had expected, she could still sense Reiatsu and the woman below definitely had above what a human should have. A lot more. Rukia would put her around the level of a seated officer at the moment, which was impressive for a human that wasn't a Quincy or Ichigo Kurosaki.

"I did. Her name is Tanya von Einzbern."

"So?"

"honestly she… I don't know I can describe what she looks like, but it's better if you see it in person. It's like her body was made instead of born like it's to perfect."

Well, that was interesting. "So, how did she end up naked where Kon found her."

"From what she said, it sounded like she just teleported from Germany to the alley. But considering how my life has turned out, I wouldn't disbelieve that fact if it was true."

"How come?"

"If Hollows, Shinigami, and Quincy are a thing I wouldn't be surprised if other supernatural things also existed. Are there anymore Rukia besides them?"

And there was Ichigo, while Rukia had taught him about the Shinigami and Hollows, she had not told him about the other supernatural factions that existed in the world. And she only knew about them due to her status as a Kuchiki and still had very limited knowledge about them. So, there was a high chance that Tanya downstairs was a Magician. But she hadn't acted against the Kurosaki's so she wouldn't be against her. Not that she would be Rukia's concern anymore. But there wouldn't be a problem if just said yes was there? No, probably not.

"Yes."

"Anything I should be concerned about?"

"No."

"Okay, I going to finish up my homework now," Ichigo said as he took a seat at his desk and pulled out his books. He had an essay to write.

And then it was ten Ichigo shut his books and went to take a shower, and took the plate back down.

Though as he entered the bathroom, he got a face full of a naked Tanya in the middle of drying herself off, and she had not closed the damn door. So Ichigo knew that she had done so on purpose, the damn smirk she had on her face when he shut the door gave it away. And yes, his eyes did confirm for him that yes she did indeed have both sexes. As then he had entered, she had been bending over to dry her legs, and he saw her vagina, and it's puffy folds. And then she had turned to look him standing there like a moron Ichigo saw the dick and balls hanging from her crotch.

And that was an image that was not going to leave his mind anytime soon, especially with the hard-on he had gotten due to it. Which had been taken care of with a few quick strokes? Ichigo knew that he wasn't gay. Tanya was just a very sexy woman with extra parts, and he was a teenage boy.

Of course, he was scowling a little harder then he left the shower and re-entered his room. Only for scowl to deepen even harder as Rukia was no longer inside. This was going to be one of those days, wasn't it?

Xxx

Well, Rukia had been taken last night as Crystal could no longer detect her presence and the fact that Ichigo was scowling like a mad man. Maybe I should try to cheer him up like last night, for he had certainly liked my body enough to masturbate to it. Which had been surprising to me, I had figured I give Ichigo a nice picture of me in his mind as a seducement attempt. Cause I want to fuck Ichigo and having him fuck me. I had a vagina now I was going to use it to ride the MC.

But that was for later as right now I had a certain bucket-hat wearing rouge Shinigami to talk to. For that man was nothing but trustworthy about the more sensitive subjects, and I wanted to know if the whole Soul King thing was like it was in canon or was changed in this world. To see if it was just Bleach, a crossover with another franchise or just myth expanded to include more of the supernatural. Though the two went together most of the time depending on the crossover IP.

Of course, I was not alone in this endeavor, Isshin was with me, but he did not know of my intentions. He had just asked if I would like to meet up with a friend that would be able to expedite my gaining of a new identity and papers. And while that wasn't necessary as Crystal had finished doing so, and also made a new bank account with a fortune in it, she had amassed by various means. Don't fuck with an AI that has access to all da web. Along buying me a few other commodities such as clothes that had been ordered, and a new house for me to live in. Though in Crystal's words, me and my harem.

Lewd ass Mystic Code.

"Okay, we're here," Isshin spoke as his car came to a stop in front of Urahara's candy shop.

"If I didn't know any better I would say you were about to sell me to some criminals Isshin." I joked which caused the good doctor to slam his head into the steering wheel before he composed himself.

"Yeah, it does look like that doesn't it. But don't worry, my friend is trustworthy; he has helped me out before, and he has connections to people." Isshin said as he exited the car.

"If you say so," I responded and followed the former Captain of the Gotei 13.

"Hey, Isshin how can I help you today, who is your lady friend here?" Asked Urahara who was sitting on the steps in front of his shop, and as I looked at him, I could feel his Shinigaminess. Apparently, according to Crystal, I had six-sense for detecting supernatural entities and discerning their nature. Which was neat.

"Hey, Kisuke this is Tanya, and she is need of some papers." He said.

"Oh, oh, I see."

"Actually I don't need you to do that, I already did that yesterday on my own. I'm more interested in the two disguised Shinigami standing beside me intentions are. And can I ask why the one that was in Ichigo's yesterday wasn't, and is that why his mood is sour?"

The two of them widened their eyes for a second with Urahara narrowing his quickly and was that Yuruichi I was sensing just now.

"Who are you?" The mad scientist asked.

"I am Tanya von Einzbern, and I am Homonculus, an artificial human. With a lot of information in her brain. This here is Crystal my magical wand with an AI inside of it." I revealed as Crystal flew into my hand. "So, let's talk Captain of the twelfth and tenth." This would be an excellent way to gain the information that I need.

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