"Ah Miss Einzbern I didn't think we would see you again so soon," The giant of a man greeted me, his glasses shining as they reflected the sunlight that was coming through the door. "They should be right now, as they are taking a break from training to not cause undue damage to Kurosaki's body."

Training? I thought as my head went blank for a second, and then I remembered what the date was. Guess Ichigo managed to regain his Shinigami powers faster than in canon, cause hadn't it taken him two days to do that? I thought to myself. "I see, I guess they are downstairs?" I asked.

"Ah, you know about that?" Tensei asked.

"Yeah, I scanned the area and saw that there was a big hole in the ground. How did Urahara even make that without destroying the sewers, piping, and just general wiring?" I asked.

"Kido spells," The man simply replied.

"I buy that, so can I just go down and talk to them?" I asked again.

"You can the stairs are in storage," The man answered, pointing towards the door I needed to go through.

"Thank Tensei, you da best," I said back as I left the man to do his job as I followed his directions and found the stairs that led down into the training chamber. "Fuckign hate ladders," I said as I climbed down the very, very piece of metal that made me want to start humming snake eaters. Though now that I knew where it was precisely located, I could just teleport into the freaking biodome that Urahara had built. Like it seemed to just project sunlight from outside into the room.

[Yes, you're right about that Mistress. Now that we are inside, I can detect some impressive spell world that is lining the walls.] Crystal spoke, and I nodded my head in acknowledgment of the information as my feet touched the rough ground.

"Well, one thing is for certain it does have a relaxing atmosphere," I said as I began walking towards the fountain of power that was Ichigo just spilling it everywhere, to the point where even my shitty innate ability to sense magical energy was able to detect it.

And in the middle of large training space, I found the two of them, Ichigo sitting on the ground chugging a bottle of water, while Urahara was sitting on a rock looking like his usual aloof self.

"Sup numb skulls," I greeted the two of them, which caused Ichigo to do a spit take as she saw me.

"Tanya!" He shouted as he just stared at me.

"Hello Miss Einzbern," Urahara greeted me.

"What are you doing here, and you can see me?" He asked in surprise for yeah he was in his Shinigami form, and currently, the massive form of Gen 1 Zangetsu was propped against the rock he was leaning against.

"Why shouldn't I able to Ichigo? You green as fuck Shinigami," I teased back. Cause he just had the best faces.

"Hey, I am improving, and I guess you have powers is that how you went from Germany to Japan?" He asked.

"Somebody else did after saving my ass, and I am a Magical Girl," I told him.

"Aren't you a little bit old to be that, wouldn't that just make you witch or a magician? Cause I assume you do magic?" He asked, which were some very accurate guesses on his part.

"No, I am both I am a Magician and also a Magical Girl cause I have a magical talking wand that gives me transformation sequence, and I use it because Magical Adult and Magical College Girl just don't hit the same as declaring that you're a Magical Girl," I told him in a very defiant tone of voice, but Ichigo just seemed to roll with it.

"I guess I can't argue with that logic, so why are you exactly down here? Is hat-n-clogs forcing you to do something?" He asked.

"I fell very offended by such accusations Kurosaki," Urahara said in faux shock.

"Eat my ass!"

"I am here to talk business with the mad scientist, I am currently dying-."

"You are what!"

"-So I asked if he could help fix, and he agreed in exchange for me helping you rescue Rukia Kuchiki. And also to know when that happens cause someone forgot to tell me," I said accusingly while my eyes glared at the man in green.

"Hehe, sorry," The man apologized behind his fan. "The night of August second we go," Man said, which didn't sound like the canon leaving day, but ah, I didn't really matter.

"Okay, but can we come back to the fact that you're dying!" Ichigo shouted as he looked at me in distress.

"You know Ichigo, you sound way to caring about my health, considering that we have only talked like twice to each other," I stated.

"You did something that made Yuzu very happy when she came home to days ago, and you said you will help rescue Rukia that is enough for me to be concerned about you," Ichigo said as if it was that simple. And to him, it probably was.

So better not tell him that the thing I did was fucking Yuzu and possibly knocking her up. I thought in slight embarrassment. "Well, since you're so invested in me, I can tell you. I am Homunculus, an Artificial human a being similar to a Mod Soul. But I am an incomplete prototype, so I am slowly dying because, as said, I am unfinished. And I hope that Urahara can come up with something to fix it."

"Ah, okay," Ichigo just said in response. "Do you've got something so far hat-n-clogs?"

"No solution so far, it looks like what is happening is something similar to Soul Suicide in that you on the spiritual and physical level is falling apart, but how to stop that I have a few ideas…" The man trailed off, and I guess one of them involved the use of the Hogyokyu. "But enough about depressing stuff, how have your last two days been Miss Einzbern?"

"Been fine went looking for some magical artifacts, the guy that saved me planted around the world. You've probably heard about that?" I asked the man.

"I have, things around the world that have attached themselves to various Leylines, that people have been unable to remove. Until two just were," Yeah, Urahara was a well-connected man. "You've certainly had an interesting two days."

"You can say that again when I went to retrieve the one in Kyoto I am pretty sure I pissed of Yasaka and by proxy the Yokai faction, and today I when I got the second one, I got chased by Serafall Leviathan who wanted me to become a member of her Peerage," I told the man. And I just his mouth slowly open even further as I continued until his jaw was looking like it had just unhinged. While Ichigo just looked confused at what I was talking about.

"Well, I think that surpasses interesting and goes into ludicrous," Urahara responded. "Did you accept her offer?"

"No, I did not. I'm putting becoming a Devil as a last resort, because that pills of politics just don't appeal to me," I answered.

"Wait, Devil?" Ichigo asked.

"I am going to have Urahara give you that talk," And the man just gave me a look of betrayal.

"Anyway, Miss Einzbern, when I looked at your genes, I saw that something had seemingly been spliced, with the closest match I could find to it being incubus DNA, mind explaining that one?" He asked, and I blinked a few times before I realized what he was talking about.

Ah, goddammit, Merlin. Though it does explain the pheromone musk, my dick gives off. I thought as I shocked my head in frustrations.

"Yeah, the guy who saved me was a half-incubus dick wizard who thought it would be funny to give me a massive dick as another present," I told him, and I saw Ichigo blush heavily and look away from me. Oh, right, he got a full view of all my parts, which was a sight I hoped he had liked. "That a good enough explanation?"

"It is," Urahara once again simply replied.

"So, I am guessing you're doing some training?" I asked hoping that I could join in and get a bit of training in the usage of the Majin Okita Card as she was a sword user.

"Yeah, I am trying to get used to swinging around Zangetsu here," Ichigo said as he patted the sword.

"I see, when can I spar with you Ichigo?"

"Uhm, yeah, if it's okay with Hat-n-clogs since he is supposed to be training me?" Ichigo asked the eccentric shop owner.

"I am, fighting a wide variety of opponents is good experience, though I am curious as to how you're going to fight Kurosaki, Einzbern?" Urahara presumably trying to nag information out of me like the science experiment I probably was to him.

"I thought that would be obvious, with a sword as that is what Ichigo is going to be fighting mostly against in Soul Society," I said.

"Yeah, but I don't see one on you?" Ichigo asked as he looked up and down my casually dressed body.

"Ah, but Ichigo, you've already seen it? Don't you remember?" I asked in a light tone of voice.

"It was not on purpose!" He sputtered in embarrassment.

"Ohohoh, Kurosaki, didn't think you were into that type of woman?" Urahara teasingly asked.

"Eat my ass both of you," He growled.

"Okay, getting back on topic," I spoke, making the two men pay attention to me again. "Yes, I've got an actual sword, and I can use it. And you Urahara get a first look at the magical artifact I picked up today, Crystal, you ready?" I asked.

"I am Mistress," She said as she became active and flew into my hand, and I changed into my Dark Magical Girl outfit as it were.

"Stand up and get ready, Ichigo, cause I am not going to go easy on you," I said with a smile as I took out the Alter-Ego card from my holder.

Xxx

"I hear you," Ichigo responded to Tanya's words. The German woman was very strange, but he kinda liked that about her alongside her… Nope, nope, nope! Don't think about it, Ichigo, don't think about Tanya's naked body. Ichigo thought to himself as he stood up and brandished his blade at her while she took out a card? From the little holder that was attached to her hip, and Ichigo was pretty sure he had seen the costume she was wearing somewhere before. But it didn't really matter at the moment he could figure it out late. Though the fact that her hair ornament was her talking magic wand had surprised him about. She really is a Magical Girl, though more like a Dark Magical Girl going by that outfit. He thought.

"Ready now," Ichigo said as he took a heavy breath, and Tanya responded by dropping the card she had onto the ground and stepped on it.

"An Essence of Silver and Steel," She said as what looked to be a magic circle appeared under her, which quickly lit up with a bright light that Ichigo thought blinded him for a second.

Though as soon as it appeared, it vanished, and then it was gone. Ichigo saw that Tanya had completely transformed into another person. Looking nothing like she did before, though, he thought that the underboob cleavage was a little too much for his taste, but Ichigo never thought he would see a sword that was longer than Zangetsu. Because the katana she was holding in her left hand was ludicrously long.

"My what an interesting thing Miss Einzbern it feels like your entire existence has been overlayed with that of another person," Ichigo heard Urahara said as he observed the transformed Tanya. Which caused the woman to blink as she looked down at herself.

"Huh, the change wasn't that thorough last time, guess my body has changed to accommodate even more power," Ichigo heard her mutter. "But yeah, you're correct in that assumption; I have become another person at this very moment. Now Ichigo let me teach you proper swordplay, first of your stance is weak," She said, and before Ichigo knew it, an object had been flung at him, and he quickly parried the thing. And as he saw it flip towards the side, he saw it was the sheath of Tanya's sword.

And then his eyes returned to her position; she was gone from her spot.

Where is she? Ichigo thought frantically as he tried to find her his eyes darting around the area, and he got his answer when the long black blade found itself in his line of sight.

Ichigo swung Zangetsu as fast a possible to block the attack at his face, but when he heard her speak.

"You're full of openings," And then the blade was gone, and Ichigo felt something slice into his side, and he knew what had happened as Tanya stood before him again with blood, his blood running down the length of her blade. Though it was quickly removed as she swung her incredibly long sword in and arc throwing it to the ground. "And your sense awareness is crap."

"Sorry, I didn't expect you to be as fast as that Byakuya asshole," Ichigo complained as he touched the shallow wound in his side. It wasn't very deep, just meant to draw a lot of blood from him, which could be equally as bad in the long run.

"That is an excuse Ichigo, but I have to correct you, Ichigo. I am not as fast as the Captain of the Sixth Division," Tanya responded, and that confused Ichigo.

"But I couldn't see you move," He said back.

"Because I didn't move Ichigo, well not as you understand it, I did not use a high-speed movement technique like the Shinigami do. No, as I am now, I have surpassed the concept of space; I do not step, walk, or run. I teleport," She said, and Ichigo's eyes widened as in one moment she was standing and the next he was blocking her downward swing, and Ichigo felt himself being pushed into the ground. "The same goes for my sword, allowing me to swing it in ways that should not be possible according to physics. But I guess I am going a little bit too hard on you, you need to learn to fight not how to receive a beating."

And after that, the spar became something similar to how his and Hat-n-clogs went, but she still sometimes forgot to hold back and swung her sword in impossible ways, and other times she coated her sword in fire and almost burned him.

But as they clashed, Ichigo could feel himself proving just a little bit as he learned how to properly swing his sword. How to use all of his body in each and every swing as he enhanced his body with his Reiatsu to make each blow more and more powerful. Copying how Tanya did it a few time to make her body physically stronger, cause Ichigo had learned that he did possess more physical strength than Tanya did, but it didn't really help him a lot as she kept just elegantly parrying his swings effortlessly.

And even from the short time he had spared against Hat-n-clogs, Ichigo could tell when Tanya was in this Magical Girl form of hers that she was the swordsman of the two. Though who was stronger, of the two? He really wasn't sure.

"I must say Ichigo we've been doing this for twenty minutes, and you've already improved a bit compared to when we started. Though there are still places where you can greatly improve," Tanya said as she reverse, gripped her blade.

"And those things are?" Ichigo asked as he couldn't think of anything besides improving general combat along with speed and strength.

"You do not fully utilize all the abilities of your blade; the cloth your blade is wrapped in can be used in combat. Your blade is overly large, so use it as a flail to extend your reach," Tanya told him, and Ichigo blinked at that as he had not once thought about using the ability of his sword in combat. "The second is that you think too much, I can tell you have great combat instincts use them, don't question them just follow them and hone them to the point where you can fight with your eyes closed."

Ichigo swallowed at that, but he nodded his head. "The last thing, communicate with your Zanpakuto, it is your partner, so learn to talk to it and trust it. Cause when you're in sync with it, and your powers can increase with no limit. All Zanpakuto have special abilities, and I did not see you use yours," She finished in what sounded like an accusatory tone of voice.

Cause she was right with that last bit, he had not talked at all to Zangetsu, since he had learned his name. And now he just felt kinda bad. "I get yeah," He answered.

"Good, glad that you're listening. I come back in two or three days to see how you've improved," Tanta said, and in a flash of light, she returned to normal the card she had used to transform with back in her hand and quickly put it back in her holster.

"Well, Miss Einzbern, that was certainly a wonderful display of swordsmanship, though could I ask what that object exactly it?" Hat-n-clogs asked Tanya, and Ichigo couldn't help but groan internally. That guy was just way too intrusive.

"It is something called a Class Card it is similar to a Sacred Gear, as you know some contains the soul of other beings, this one here contains a copy of Okita Souji," She said with a mischievous smile.

And Ichigo blinked. Wait, is she talking about that Okita Souji? He thought as the name rang in his head.

"Well, I leave you with that bomb, Tanya out for now," She said as another Magical Circle appeared beneath her feet, and a second later, she vanished.

"What a strange woman," Ichigo heard Hat-n-clogs comment, and he immediately turned his head towards him.

"I don't think you have any room to talk," Ichigo bit back, and the man just responded by hiding his face behind his fan.

"Moving so Kurosaki, what do you think of our mysterious Miss Einzbern?" The shady store owner asked.

"She was omitting things when she was explaining stuff and lying a bit, but that makes sense. Though when we thought, it was muted, but I could feel through her sword that she felt a bit lost, like she didn't know what to really do, probably not the best way to explain. But that is what I think," Ichigo spoke his honest feelings about the matter.

"Do you think that we can trust her?"

"Yeah, I think we easily can."

Xxx

"Wellcome back, Mistress," Asia greeted me with a huge smile as I walked through the door, and she was dressed in a French Maid outfit, which I was pretty sure she didn't have when I left this morning.

"Good afternoon, Asia," I said back and god it was the afternoon, how long did I run away from Serafall? "So, where did you get the outfit from?"

"Oh, this?" She asked as she lifted up her and spun around. "Well, when you left this morning, I thought it would be a good idea to get an outfit that was more appropriate for my station as your maid. What do you think, Mistress?" She asked.

"Well, I like it very much," I responded as I reached out and grabbed her right breast through the outfit. "Hugs your body very nicely, Asia." Ah, it was nice having a maid who you could do perverted stuff to.

All consensual, of course.

"Ah, Mistress is being perverted," She responded to the act, her face blushing red as I continued to grope her breasts, making her nipple stiff. "But I, ah, am glad you like it, Mistress, the woman who suggested it thought you would. Now though, ah, I want to tell you, you have a guest waiting for you in the living room that arrived, ah, ten minutes ago," Asia told me as she moaned in response to my touch.

"Really? Who is this person?" I asked as I removed my hand.

"A young girl by the name of Yuzu Kurosaki," She told me, and I blinked I had not expected Yuzu to be back so soon. Though I was a bit disappointed that she had not brought along Karin.

"Ah, thank you for letting her Asia, I go and meet with her. Can you go and prepare a quick snack for both of us for lunch?" I asked, my dear maid.

"Of course, Mistress," She responded and walked off towards the kitchen.

And I made my way to the living room where I saw little Yuzu sitting nervously on the couch.

"Hello Yuzu, I didn't think that you would be back so soon?" I asked her as I sat down on the couch next to her, and her head spun to look at me, and I saw that her face was totally red.

"Miss Tanya! I am sorry for intruding, I, I just wanted to do it again. I kept touching myself yesterday, and no matter what I did, I couldn't make myself cum like you did, so can you make me feel good again?" She asked in the most innocent of tones as squirmed in her seat.

"Of course, Yuzu, I will always give good girls what they desire," I told her, and by the many gods, I sounded like a creep. But my words seemed to turn the loli right on, as could see her hard nipples making dents in her t-shirt.

And as I spoke, I unleashed my cock and balls, letting sit between my legs as I moved my panties to the side, and my enormous erection lifted my skirt up. Yeah, I had modified my dick and balls once again so that now both were sealed away, instead of just being the dick and the nuts internal. It felt more natural this way.

"Here and now?" Yuzu asked as she stared at my cock with hunger in her eyes, droll running down her lips already. What slutty little loli. "What about Miss Asia, and when did you get a maid working for you?" She asked.

"Yesterday evening, and don't worry, she won't mind she too is like you, Yuzu. A horny little slut that likes to suck her Mistress's dick." I told her, I was getting my asshole and creep on, but as said before, my words were turning Yuzu on as I could smell her pussy juices flowing into the sofa, which I would have clean afterward. But her I had magic for that.

"I am not," Yuzu pouted in response.

"Oh, well, I don't think your body agrees with you on that Yuzu," I said as I quickly pinched her nipple, which elicited a moan in response as well as a miniature orgasm. "So, do you want to fill your mouth with my cock or cum or what?" I asked as I removed my skirt and revealed my shaft in its full foot and a half glory.

And Yuzu seemed to take that as a challenge as she told me to lay down on the sofa, and demand I complied with as she began to removed her clothing, and I got a quick view of her drenched loli pussy that was desiring to be fucked.

Then Yuzu proceeded to sit down on my legs as she began to work my shaft with her small hands while her mouth and tongue began to lick and suck at my cock head.

And now I just needed to wait for Asia to walk in here and I would probably get two cutes girls to work my body. And I proceeded to join Yuzu in nakedness as I removed my shirt and let my puppies free.

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