"I didnt even know Rugby was a thing." I said, standing next to Nekomaru Nidai.
"GET YOUR ASSES MOVING, YOURE SUPPOSE TO BE THE BEST, MY GRANDMOTHER MOVES FASTER THAN THIS AND SHES MISSING A LEG!?" Nidai yelled at the team, with me rubbing my head as I saw electricity flaring from him.
'Is he...a super human? Or is he a super Hype man? Dragon Ball has ruined everyone's minds.' I thought, looking at him then the team as they all ran around the track. 'Still, increasing ones speed for a game could be great, but you also need strength and stamina.' I thought as I looked at Nidai. "Hey, what's the point in just building up speed?"
"This isn't just about speed, its building up strength in there legs and there stamina, if you don't realize that, then you're more dumb then I thought!" He said, looking at me out of the corner of his eye.
"But its just their legs, its unbalanced, they also need to build up there arm muscles if they want to catch the ball...If they are suppose to catch the ball, I don't know all the rules." I said, scratching my head in confusion.
"What do you think this is, Arm wrestling?" He asked, narrowing his eyes at me. "If their stamina is lacking, then they will run out of breath faster, if they cant out run there opponents then they will lose!" He pointed out, with me looking back at the team.
"I'm just going to sit here and be quiet." I said, crossing my arms as I didn't feel like talking to him anymore. Looking past the field, I spotted an Ice Cream truck. 'Odd, what is an Ice Cream truck doing out here?' I thought, narrowing my eyes as I looked back at Nidai. "Hey, you didn't promise the team any Ice Cream or anything like that...Did you?" I asked, just for the hell of it.
"What kind of stupid question is that?" He asked, looking down at me. "Ice Cream is not good for you, it builds up fat in the body!" He yelled, narrowing his eyes at me.
"Thought so, theirs a pedophile nearby." I said, pointing at the Ice Cream truck. "That, or some creep stalker. Who even uses Ice Cream trucks anymore?" I said, looking back at him. "You want to end practice and go take care of it, or do I-"
"I have the perfect thing." He said, grinning. "EVERYONE CONTINUE PRACTICING, IM GOING TO GO TAKE A SHIT!?" He yelled, with my eyes widening as he said that without a care in the world. "Take over for me, they stop in five minutes for refreshments." He said, walking away.
"Sure thing...What the hell is he going to do?" I asked as I watched him walk across the field and into the bathroom. 'Oh well, guess I'll-Wait, my danger senses are going off!?' I thought, feeling tense. 'Somethings coming, I can feel it!?' I thought as it fell like the entire planet was shacking. 'An earthquake, no, its not coming from below, its coming from ground level...What the hell is going on!?' I thought as even the team was freaking out. "Everyone, time for your break, I say get the hell out of here!?" I yelled, with them nodding and running away.
"Screw this, training with Nidai is a bitch!" One of them yelled as he ran passed me.
'Well, that's one team member gone.' I thought, knowing that he quit. 'I have to get to Nidai, somethings coming!' I thought as I ran across the field. Reaching the bathroom, I started knocking on the door. "Yo, Nidai, somethings coming, and its freaking people out, we need yo go!?" I yelled, not sure if he could hear me. Suddenly, everything stopped, shocking me.
"THE ONLY PERSON WHO HAS TO GO IS ME!?" He yelled, followed by an explosion that knocked me away from the bathroom door. Rolling on the ground, I watched as the door flew over me, with me grabbing it and stabbing it into the ground, preparing myself for whatever was causing the explosion. It pushed me a good bit away, but once it stopped, the door broke in half. Hearing laughter, I dropped the door and looked at Nidai, who was walking back over to me with a grin. "See, nothing to worry about!"
"You idiot, if I didn't tell the team to head home, they could of been hurt or worse!" I yelled, pointing at him. "What the hell happened in there that involved an explosion!?" I questioned, pointing to the used to be bathroom.
"I took a shit, that's what." He said, walking past me. "Now, if you will excuse me, I have to get going, dinners calling!" He said, followed by my stomach rumbling as well.
'I'll eat after I find out what the hell happened here.' I thought, turning around and making my way to the bathroom, knowing that it was going to stink if he really did take a shit.
Walking into the bathroom, I saw that there was a destruction trail MILES long, shocking me. Walking through the hole, I saw that the parking lot was gone, but there was one person standing, or should I say sitting as he was in a Car Seat. Walking over to him, I stared him down as he was shaking while holding onto a Wheel. He looked at me, his glasses falling off his face.
"Hey, arnt you that guy who was arrested three months ago for eating a kid alive?" I asked, with him nodding. "Well, looks like you escaped prison life, how would you like to go back?" I asked, crossing my arms, with him nodding again. "Good, because cops are already on there way." I said, kicking him in the temple, knocking him out of the chair and out cold. 'Fucking idiot, should know not to come to hopes peak.' I thought as I turned around and started walking away. "Well, I feel like Sea Food."