Author's Note

I'm back with the latest chapter. Sorry for the wait. :(
They're embarking on the Hogwarts Express, and are beginning their journey to Hogwarts itself. They'll be dealing with some familiar faces, and will be sticking up for themselves. There will be a bit of darkness in this chapter, as there will be dead bodies, and a bit of insanity.
That's it for now.
Enjoy!

-RTF

Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter, or Religion.

Hellsetter's

(September 1st, 1991.)

"All aboard!" The Conductor yelled as the trio made their way onto the steam train. They were making idle conversation, until they reached the back of the train. Once the three settled down inside a compartment, they put away their things, and pets. Their mood wasn't very positive, as they basically waited to be interrupted by the people they hated.

Surprisingly, it took a longer amount of time for Ronald to arrive, which gave them a reprieve from his stupidity, that is… until he did arrive. They had been having a small conversation about their plans when the accursed ginger entered the compartment.

"Y-you're Harry Potter! My name is Ron Weasley, and I've been looking forward to meeting you!" Ronald said excitedly, ignoring the fact that there were others inside the compartment besides the Potter heir. Ronald went for what he deemed a handshake, but was interrupted when a long, wooden and metal object met his hand.

"My name is Harry Potter, but I'm nothing like what you've heard about me. Now, I believe you should be finding yourself a different compartment, before I blow your hand off with my shotgun." Harry said darkly, as he aimed the sawed off at the redhead's right hand. The young Weasley didn't understand or know what a 'shotgun' was, so he just didn't listen.

"Well, it doesn't matter if you're a bit different, that doesn't mean we can't be friends!"

"Weasley, get the fuck out of here, or I will stuff my foot up your arse." Neville threatened, as he stood up to the boy. Ronald just looked at him like he couldn't believe him, and just narrowed his eyes.

"And who are you?"

"Neville Joel Longbottom, Lord of House Longbottom, and a person that can make your life Hell." Neville said, grinning a bit, as he knew Ronald's afterlife was actually Hell.

"So what, you're a lord, who cares?" Ronald asked with a sneer, as he got closer to the taller boy's face.

They didn't answer, but Harry did take a quick shot at one of Ronald's trainers, blasting off the plastic and letting blood flow. The redheaded weasel fell to the floor, and clutched his foot, all the while screaming his lungs out.
Eventually, the Prefects came over, but when none of their wands reported using a "Concentrated, blasting hex', it was determined that Ronald had somehow been the victim of a random, stray spell. Thank Lucifer that the Prefects were Pureblood, didn't recognize guns, and were idiots.

After an hour into the trip, they wondered why they hadn't been visited by the Granger daughter, until the answer came back to Harry.

"When she came in the first time, she was helping Neville find Trevor… " Harry muttered, as he looked at said, toadless, boy. They thought of this as good luck, and were thankful they didn't have to encounter the bookish girl.

Harry was regretting being violent outright, but he figured that important figures wouldn't believe the redhead's claims without reason or proof beyond a hole in his foot. He also just wanted to shoot Ronald's face off…

He had quickly put away his guns after the quick scuffle, and was unprepared when the next scheduled enemy engaged their door.

"You… you're Harry Potter aren't you? I'm impressed, not even at Hogwarts and you attacked the ginger filth. You are full of surprises. I'm Malfoy, Draco Malfoy." The exact blonde ponce said, as he introduced himself. He reached out for a handshake, but Harry waited on it, and watched his past enemy.
To Harry's surprise, the ever present walls of lard that Draco used to use as bodyguards in the old timeline, were nowhere to be seen, which made the boy approachable.

Harry's first natural instinct was to bite out some nasty response to his old rival, but figured that he could be useful this time, as Harry didn't plan on being friends with the people the blonde had, had problems with before.

"I am Harry Potter, as you know already. These are my friends," Harry said, as he gestured to the brunette and blonde that were with him. "This is Neville Longbottom, and this is Lunar 'Luna' Lovegood. You seem alright Draco, but if you mess with my friends, what Weasley was given will be nothing compared to what you get." With that simple threat, Harry waited for the youngest Malfoy's reply.

"A-alright, message received." Draco said with a small gulp, he hadn't expected Potter to be so… aggressive, but he found it slightly refreshing, and he could respect the boy's aggression. "It is good to meet you all… "

"Likewise amazing bouncing ferret." Luna said absently, ignoring the annoyed look on Draco's face, though they knew Draco would have to been downright retarded to try anything after Harry's earlier demonstration.

"What… ?"

"Oh nothing, just remembering a very pleasant metamorphosis." Luna replied, as she remembered the time 'Moody' had cursed the blonde boy into the form, after he had the audacity to attack Harry. She wished she had asked Crouch how to cast the curse back then, but knew she didn't have the time.

"Alright then… " Draco muttered, as he walked from the compartment, leaving the trio laughing at the turn of events.

Long after the blonde left, the three just continued laughing to their amusement, and tried to enjoy the long train ride to the castle.

Lucifer

(The Doomed Future.)

It was a dark, deathly silent night, when Lucifer once more stepped into the future that would soon cease to exist.
He could already see changes occurring around London, either new buildings, or a change in the looks in the city. A few days before, he walked back through the Mirai door, and found that London was once more Gothic and Victorian, while it now was once more modern.
He now stood outside a small home, that looked as if nothing had happened to it in years. The grass had grown long and unruly, there was mold and rot on the walls, and the stone roof looked ready to collapse.

Normally, a person would be terrified by the sight of the house, and be ready to run.
But he was the devil.

Lucifer walked to the house, and politely rung the doorbell, and waited.
After a few moments, a thin woman with visible bones answered the door. Her once bushy brown hair now looked like dull dirty straw. He could see from her eyes, this woman was insane.

She seemed to be obvious to the fact she was in a creepy house, and just had a pleasant look on her face.
She wore what looked like an old, moth bitten denim jacket, and a bloody-violet hoodie underneath it.
She looked happy at the sight of him, and even smiled at him.

"Why hello there sir, I was just settling in with my friends for some tea. Won't you join us?" Hermione Granger, The Peaceful Slayer, London's latest serial killer said, as she welcomed him in her 'house' with a friendly tone.

"How could I refuse…?" Lucifer said, a twisted smile growing on his face. Yes, this would be an easy acceptance. She then turned behind her, and called out.

"Harry? Ron? Mister Lucifer has come to visit."

"These… are your friends?" Lucifer asked as he looked at the gruesome sight that awaited him in the living room of the old house. Inside the room, was a long table that sat in the middle of the room. Upon the table were various tea sets all spread out on the table. Lucifer looked over the table, and got a very Carroll feel from the place.
Then he saw her friends.

At the end of the table, sat the corpses of Harry Potter and Ronald Weasley, all arranged like they were enjoying some tea.

Lucifer found the sight disturbing, and slightly delightful, despite the madness.

"Yes… this is Harry, and Ron… We're best friends… you know?" Hermione asked, as she hugged the bodies. At the added pressure, a gout of blood shot from Ronald's neck, staining the table. His delight slowly started to drain.

"Oh Ron… I guess I'll clean up again… " She then walked out of the room, and returned with a bloody rag, which she sopped up the black blood with.

"Hermione… when was the last time your friends talked to you?" Lucifer asked, as he was slightly unsure of how to approach her, as he didn't often work with insane people.
Well, besides himself.

"Oh, just a little bit ago… Harry wanted Hedwig back… so I went and got her… " Hermione muttered, as Lucifer's fear grew slightly. She creeped him out. Alot.

"Those voices you hear, are inside your mind. I can give you another chance you know…? You and your friends, together once more. Reliving your golden years… What do you say Ms. Granger? Care to make a deal with the devil?" Lucifer offered, a large toothy smile growing on his face and his shadow shifted into a monstrous form, while his body remained the same.

"But… I can't leave them here… they need me… " Hermione muttered, as she looked once more at her deceased friends. Lucifer just grabbed her face, and turned it towards to him once more.

"Your friends are dead." Lucifer said, as a matter of fact, only to get a kitchen knife shoved into his ribs a second later. "Oh Ms. Granger, it seems you've forgotten… I CAN NOT DIE!" He was not angry, he was more amused.

He then pulled out the knife, and melted it in his palm. After the knife was taken out of his gut, he took a few sips out of a teacup. Black Tea and blood poured from the stab wound.

"They're a-aren't d-dead." Hermione muttered, looking again at her friends, only to notice something to her horror.
The veil that had covered her eyes, and hid the truth from her, was lifted. While her friends had been seemingly drinking tea before, she now saw the rotting corpses, which had flies eating away at them. The familiar owl, Hedwig was mere bones in her bent cage now.

"Come along Hermione… there is nothing left for you here. You know I'm right." Lucifer said softly, offering his hand to the girl, the Mirai door appearing behind him. She slowly walked towards him, before taking his hand.

"A-alright."

Hellsetter's

The trio were sitting in their compartment, when the express pulled into the station. As they started to get their things, they noticed that all of the sounds around them stopped, as if the world was frozen.

"Hello Harry, Mr. Longbottom, Luna, how are you all?" Lucifer asked from his seat, as he suddenly appeared.

"Lucifer, why'd you freeze time?" Neville asked the entity, as he crossed his arms. The others shared his concern.

"What, I can't just drop in to say hello?"

"No." Luna said, cutting him off in his sentence.

"Well, you're right. I'm here to tell you what to do. Get sorted into Gryffindor you three, you'll be less conspicuous there. Also, I've got gifts!" Lucifer yelled, as he pulled out three different boxes, before passing them to the three.

Harry took the one that was offered to him, and found the wand Lucifer had loaned him years ago. and felt the same power rush through him, and a sense of blood lust return.

Neville's box contained what seemed at first to be a black cloak, but upon putting it on, he found that it was Harry's old Invisibility Cloak. Though he didn't enjoy the fact he got a 'handy-down', he remembered slightly how usefull it had been for Harry.

Luna's box, contained a small golden ring, with a triangular black stone in the center. She had no idea what it did, and just slipped it onto her finger, and didn't mention the fact that several random ghosts appeared to her.

"So… goodbye for now." Lucifer said cheerfully, before disappearing, causing time to resume.

Harry knew what their gifts were, as he technically had owned all three of them at one time.
He hadn't recognized the wand at first, but he knew it now.

He now held the Elder Wand in his hand…. The oldest Wand in existence, forged from one of Death's bones.

Neville had the Cloak of Invisibility wrapped around his shoulders,
torn from Death's Cloak of True Darkness.

Luna wore the Resurrection Stone,
the stone that allowed you to talk to the dead, that was once a mere rock...

Lucifer had given them the Deathly Hallows…

Did you enjoy? Nope you did.
The next chapter will be them arriving at Hogwarts, and the confrontation between them and Dumbledore.
There may be some Lucifer later on in it.
Hermione will be an important character, but not like you'd think. She is still kind of crazy, as she was murdering people for around a long year. I don't know how long until a body fully decays... Didn't study crime or medicine. :P

She also killed almost every person that tried to stop her from taking Ron and Harry's bodies.
Yeah, bitch is crazy, though it isn't her fault really.
Have a good night.
-RTF