Chapter 2
Evil Morty remembers the old times with his Rick like it was yesterday. They were on a mission. The mission was to deliver mega tree seeds to a very important hamster in Buttworld. As Rick was flying his car, Evil Morty sighed.
Wh, what's uuuuurp, wrong Morty? I thought y, uurp, you of all p, p, people would enjoy visiting a pl, urrrp-lanet with hamsters in-in-urrrrrp-habiting butts. Aha ha ha ha. Butts, right m, m, Morty?" Rick said, nudging Evil Morty's shoulder. Evil Morty looked at Rick and had a sad look on his face.
"Ge, gee wiz, Rick. I ca, can't believe y, you forgot!"
Rick looked at Evil Morty's sad face. Rick was puzzled. What did he forget? Was Morty hungry? Did Rick forget to feed Morty? He did that sometimes.
"Wh, what are you t-uuuuuurp-talking about, Morty? Of course I r, remember! It's uuuuhhh….Friday? Pay day, am I right? Wubba Lubba dub dub! Ha ha ha! Pay day! Wooo!" Rick was ecstatic. He actually thought it was Friday, and even though he didn't have a steady job, he didn't care. He liked partying with people on Friday, heck, the whole weekend. That's when people didn't think their lives sucked and had something to look forward to, even if it was a small amount of time. When they looked forward to the weekend, they looked forward to drinking, doing drugs, gambling, everything Rick loved. Rick looked back at Evil Morty's face and he was still upset. Evil Morty was close to tears.
"Oh, man. What's wrong, m, m, Morty?" Rick asked.
"You forgot m, my birthday! I turned 15 today, Rick! 15! My p, p, parents didn't even notice, r, r, Rick, I thought for sure my b, bu, buddy Rick would remember. I, I was wrong." Evil Morty cried. Evil Morty was bawling his eyes out. Rick stopped his flying car, and tried to comfort his grandson.
"Hey, hey mo, Morty! Fuck, calm down, m, m, Morty! I was kidding. You think your grandfather R-R-uuurp-ick forgot his grandson's 15th birthday? I'm not that heartless, Morty. Listen, I have something planned for your b, b, birthday, M-M-uuurp-orty. After we deliver these mega tree seeds to Hamsterworth on Buttworld, we, we, we're going to t-te-uuuurp-ar it up, Morty! You're going to have the best p-p-pa-uuuurp-arty of your fucking life, Morty. Don't even trip, dawg." Rick replied, smiling at his grandson. Evil Morty calmed down a bit and looked back at Rick.
"Gee wiz, Rick. I knew you c, cared about me." Evil Morty hugged the old scientist. Rick's smile turned into a smirk.
"Okay, m, morty. You ruined the moment, you silly idiot." Rick hugged Evil Morty back. A few seconds later, they both let go and Rick put his hands on the wheel.
"And awaaaaaaaaaaaay we gooo!" Rick flipped the switch and they continued to Butt-World.