Prompt: Are you kidding me? Rating: K, if you are okay with a kiss ;)
Summary: A christmas themed drabble/ one-shot! Seth is singing obnosiously and Eve makes him shut up! SethxEve!
"Eve, can you come over here?" Kendra asked, poking her head into Eve's guest room at Fablehaven.
Eve had currently been reading about all the creatures at Fablehaven and their warnings. It was something she didn't want to be doing right now, so she agreed quickly. She only had to read it upon her father's instance so that she would, 'know all the dangers'. But honestly, it was just telling where to go, even though it said not to go.
Kendra led her down the hallways and downstairs, "What's going on?" Eve ventured.
Kendra pinched the bride of her nose and sighed, "Seth is being obnoxious and won't shut up," she explained, "I was hoping maybe you could help."
"Just like babbling and rambling or worse?" Eve asked.
"Way worse," Kendra agreed, "He won't stop singing."
Eve curiously followed her down the stairs towards the living room. She enjoyed how small and humble this house was compared to her castle. Even if it was smaller, there were more secrets here than in her castle. Not that she had been snooping of course.
She noticed right away as they grew closer, she could hear a song start to sing. She could tell it was purposefully off-key right away. She had heard Seth sing well before, so this was him trying to be annoying.
The song grew louder and she could not start to hear the lyrics.
"On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, A partridge in a pear tree!" Came the first verse and Eve instantly winked at the off-key song. Man, this was even worse than Warren singing and that was saying something. Why Vanessa went with him, Eve had no idea.
The song continued and grew even louder as Eve advanced into the room. "On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, Two turtle doves and a partridge in a pear tree. On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, Three French hens, two turtle doves and a partridge in a pear tree."
Before long, Eve reached the room, and an interesting sight beholder her. Seth was standing on top of a chair, belting out the lyrics and doing some of the worst dance moves Eve had ever seen. Seth didn't know whether to laugh or cry, though he did look pretty adorable in that horrible Christmas sweater.
Seth didn't even notice she entered the room as he continued to belt out the lyrics, "On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, Four calling birds, three French hens, Two turtle doves and a partridge in a pear tree."
"Hey, Seth!" Even greeted, "Do you want to go play a game or something?"
Seth continued to ignore her and continue, "On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, Five gold rings, four calling birds, three French hens, Two turtle doves, And a partridge in a pear tree."
Eve tried again, "Hey Seth, Warren is eating all the brownies." Whether this was a lie or true, no one knew. Warren might have been eating the brownies confirming he wasn't in the room and/or had an obsession with Kendra's baking.
But yet, without hesitation, Seth continued, "On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, Six geese a-laying, five gold rings, Four calling birds, three French hens, Two turtle doves and a partridge in a pear tree.
On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, Seven swans a-swimming, six geese a-laying, five gold rings, Four calling birds, three French hens, Two turtle doves and a partridge in a pear tree."
Now Eve was getting beyond annoyed, "Are you kidding me, Seth?" She asked, "Please stop singing."
Seth was not kidding her and continued the song, "On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, Eight maids a-milking, seven swans a-swimming, Six geese a-laying, five gold rings, Four calling birds, three French hens, Two turtle doves and a partridge in a pear tree."
"You're not going to get anything from me if you don't stop," Eve threatened.
Everyone in the room who happened to be passing by flinched, as he continued to sing the song off-key. "On the ninth day of Christmas, Nine ladies dancing, eight maids a-milking, Seven swans a-swimming, six geese a-laying, five gold rings, Four calling birds, three French hens, Two turtle doves and a partridge in a pear tree."
Eve stood on the chair next to him and playfully glared at him, "You have two more chances," she sang, but yet he continued his song, giving no sign he noticed her there except a twinkle in his eyes.
"On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, Ten lords a-leaping, nine ladies dancing, eight maids a-milking, Seven swans a-swimming, six geese a-laying, five gold rings, Four calling birds, three French hens, Two turtle doves and a partridge in a pear tree." He belted.
"I'm warning you," she taunted, "I would stop now. This is your last chance."
Seth smirked playfully at her as he started the next verse, "On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me, Eleven pipers piping, ten lords a-leaping, Nine ladies dancing, eight maids a-milking, Seven swans a-swimming, six geese a-laying, five gold rings, Four calling birds, three French hens, Two turtle doves and a partridge in a pear tree."
"Don't make me shut you up," she warned, "That was your last chance."
But yet he continued, his gaze not leaving Eve as he continued to dance as well. He sent a message through his eyes that they could both see as clear as day. 'Go ahead and try.' And Eve was going to take that challenge.
"On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love-" he was suddenly cut off by Eve's lips and it efficiently shut him up.
For a minute, he just stood there. Unsure of how to react. Then after a few moments, he swiftly returned the kiss, not caring about the people staring at them and Kendra and Vanessa exchanging money, most likely about a bet.
Eve then pulled away and hopped down off the chair gracefully, leaving Seth utterly confused and frozen. She sashayed over to the kitchen and called over her shoulder in her sassiest tone, "Can to make you shut up," she taunted.