Prompt: Did I ask Rating: K or K plus

Summary: *is better left empty*


Kendra whipped the eggs with such power, Warren would have thought she could be baffling demons. He watched her hands and the silver whisk fly as she continued to stir.

"What are you making?" Warren asked his cousin curiously.

"Cake," she said simply. "It's Bracken's birthday and I wanted to do something special for him. Apparently, they don't celebrate birthdays very often in the fairy realm, so I decided I would make this one special. I think he's turning 2000."

Warren chuckled, "That boyfriend of yours sure is interesting."

Kendra blushed and her next sentence sounded very flustered, "First off Warren, he is not my boyfriend."

"Sure, sure." Warren dipped his finger in the already prepared frosting, only for Kendra to slap it away. He grabbed his finger and cried in mock pain. Kendra rolled her eyes at her cousin's antics. It seemed years basically in a coma didn't soften his appetite. "Mean."

"Don't steal my frosting," Kendra said happily as she dipped her finger in herself, and held it to her mouth tauntingly. And it was working.

"You're so mean to me." Warren pouted, "I want some frosting!"

"Maybe if you help, I'll give you a little." Kendra offered, "I'm trying to mix up the batter now, can you do that for me?" She held out a whisk to her cousin, who took it.

"Easy," Warren said as he started beating the batter, "This batter is being beaten by the Warren Burgess, it never stood a chance!" He challenged the batter, "How do you like that? Huh?"

"You're weird." Kendra declared.

Warren stuck out his tongue at her, "It's alright batter, she didn't mean to insult me. Shh."

Kendra started at her cousin in concern, maybe she shouldn't give him any sugar. It definitely would not be helping his "condition" at all. But this was weird, even for self proclaimed Warren freaking Burgess.

"I'm perfectly fine!" Warren said happily to no one in particular.

"Did I ask?" Kendra questioned.

"Yes," Warren said, "Did you try Tanu's new potion? He told me not to drink it, so I thought it was something amazing! And I was right!"

Kendra mentally forehead slapped herself, Tanu's new potion caused loopiness and craziness, or extra, in Warren's case. "I think you should go see Tanu for an antidote." She suggested, "It will make you feel a lot better."

Warren screeched, dropping the bowl. "I thought you were a creature of light!" He whined, "Why do you torture me! Help, Kendra is torturing me!" Now Kendra really was getting concerned.

"Warren, stop screaming." She said.

"I don't wanna!" He cried, "I wanna go home!"

Alright, he pushed Kendra past the breaking point. She grabbed him by the ear and started dragging him towards Tanu's room, him screaming and crying the entire way. "Tanu!" She called into the room, "I need an antidote for your new potion! Someone idiot got into it today!"

"I'm not an idiot!" Warren pouted, "I am Warren freaking Burgess!"

Tanu open the door and sighed at the sight before them, "It's going to take me a bit to make an antidote," he admitted, "There was a reason I forbid drinking it specially. Give me two days, it requires a lot of complex mixing."

"Two days!" Kendra exclaimed, "I have to deal with this for two days?"

"Sorry," Tanu said, "There isn't much else I can do."

Kendra looked down at the now sleeping Warren and sighed, this was going to be a long two days.


Don't ask...