Chapter 3 Helluva Boss

I don't own Hazbin Hotel or Hellraiser

At the IMP office there was a meeting happening andthere was a chart about the business.

"Alright, now I know business has been a bit slow lately, yes. It's no one's fault, okay? I'm not naming any names here. Moxxie. "Blitzo said and Moxxie gave him a surprised face."Now does anyone have any bright ideas on how we can get business drumming up again?"

"What about a car wash?"Millie suggested.

"This is hell, Millie. No one cares about cars being cleaned here, okay?"Blitzo said.

"How about we send panflets and cards to people?"Rebel said.

"Not bad, Ooh, what about a billboard?."Blitzo said.

"We can't afford a billboard, sir."Moxxie said.

Blitzo goes up to him."Helpful, Moxxie. Really glad you're in the room right now."Then he pushes them away."Have you guys forgotten what service we provide?"he then turns on the tv to show the members before Rebel killing people."Ahh, those were the good times."

"I don't need any reminding, sir, considering you blew most of our salaries on an obnoxious TV ad last week. One that you then additionally paid to have run for a full three hours on a channel nobody watches."Moxxie said.

"Uh, hey, excuse me. What's "obnoxious" about a super-fun jingle, all right? It's a fun distraction when an advertisement's spittin' bullshit!"Blitzo said.

"People love musicals, sir."Millie said.

"Exactly, Millie. And we're basically doin' a musical. Are you gonna crush my musical theatre dreams like my dad did?"Blitzo starts to get sad.

"Sir calm down."Rebel said.

"Sorry, but all I can hear from him is just my dad's asshole talking to me! Crushing my dreams of being who I truly am inside."Blitzo said.

"Are you trying to crush his dreams, Moxxie?"Millie said,

"What?"Moxxie said.

"I thought I knew you."Millie said.

"I can't believe you, Moxxie after I made you employee of the month!"Blitzo said.

"Okay, sir! I'm sorry, a commercial jingle is not comparable to musical theatre. Nobody actually likes the jingles."Moxxie said.

"Maybe we should had Rebel in it, people do respect the Cenobites."Blitzo said.

"More like scared of them sir, do you remember they are known to keep order and do some twisted pleasure on themselves, no offense."Moxxie looks at Rebel.

"None taken, it just the way some of us deal to feel anything."Rebel said.

"But can we go down to business about the mission that I wasn't there about the kid that got shot."Rebel said.

"I'd like to go on record and say that incident was Loona's fault. Dispatch is supposed to give us the right info on the target. It's very simple."Moxxie said.

"Oh, sit on a dick, Moxxie."Loona said.

"How about you keep working instead of having sex with Rebel each time you get a chance, even here."Moxxie said.

Flashback

"Hey where's the photocopier?"Moxxie asked Millie and he was holding a file.

"Oh it's in that room."Millie points to a room.

"Thank you."he then goes to the door.

He opens it to see Rebel banging Loona from behind."yes, that's right, do it even more rough."Moxxie then drops the paper and Millie saw it too blushing.

"Wow, he's using the chains even."Millie said.

Flashback ends

"I didn't need to see that."Moxxie said."and Rebel I trust you, I even trust you to protect Millie when your in missions but can you not do that in the office."

"Hey, now we don't blame our screwups on Loona, okay?."Blitzo then hugs her making her growl."She didn't do anything wrong!"

"Are you kidding me, sir? She's awful."Moxxie said.

"Look, the point is Loona's a valued member of our family, and you don't get rid of family."Blitzo said."and the whole having sex thing come on it's not like he does that all the time."

Moxxie gives him a look."Are you serious? He was at the kitchen while he did it with her on the table, also we aren't a family, sir! You are the boss! We are the employees! You treat her like she's some troubled teenager! She's more like a meth-addicted homeless woman you let man the phones!"

"That is offensive! Without homeless people, I wouldn't have half the joy and laughter I do in this life!"Blitzo looks outside the window to wave at one of them.

"While we're on the subject of "family", can you stop finding me and Millie outside of work?"Moxxie said.

"Come on, Sweetie! It's not that big a deal!"Millie said.

"Excuse me, what?!"Moxxie said and Rebel chuckles since Blitzo always breaks in to they're house.

"Just. Stop. Doing. That!"Moxxie said.

"I don't see what the issue is! Is there something you don't want me seeing?"Blitzo said.

"No!"Moxxie said while Loona snickers.

"You a baby-weiner-haver?"Blitzo said.

"I can prove that Rebel isn't."Loona said.

"Sir, what you say and how you act is totally."then he stands up."inappropriate!"

Millie then holds him."Calm down, Mox. You're gonna have another panic attack."

"Though before I can continue with you, Rebel good job with the last target, ha ha, good thing that Leviathan had you had some fun."Blitzo said.

Flashback

A guy was at warehouse looking at a building and he had a trigger to blow it up until multiple chains came down and stabbed him multiple times.

Rebel walks up to him and takes his claws out."now destroying that building would cause way too much chaos."he then starts to rip him to pieces."

Flashback ends.

"Thank you."Rebel said.

Loona looks at Moxxie said."The only reason you have a wife is because you're easy to manage!"

"No he's not, you bitch!"Millie said making Loona growl.

"Do not talk to my receptionist that way! She's sensitive!"Blitzo said.

"Yes, I am!"Loona said.

"You guys are all fucking assholes."they looked at the kid Eddie who was on a table with wires on a heart monitor.

"Oh shut up, kid. You're lucky to witness this."Blitzo said.

"Ugh, this company is such a mess!"Moxxie said.

"t's been a literal hell having to pretend to be paralyzed, so you fuckshits wouldn't kill me! But now, I want that. I want death!"Eddie."points at BlitzoYou are a selfish, greedy clown. And I'm a kid. We're suppose to like clowns, even the creepy ones!"

"Hey now, that's not very-"Moxxie got interrupted.

"If I wanted to hear from a spineless jackass, I'd rip out your spine and ask you some shit."Eddie said.

"Really cute kid, now I would suggest you quiet down."Rebel said.

"Oh yeah, oh what grease bag."Eddie said.

"I can still kill you since my boss is Leaviathan and I can put you with the other Cenobites that would love to hear you scream, since we don't kill babies."Rebel said.

"Oh shit."Eddie said.

Then Loona gets a message."Oh, fuck! Guys, I just got a text from our client. Guess he was the right target after all."

"Who?"Blitzo asked.

"Him."she points at Eddie.

"Me!"Eddie said.

"Yup."Loona smiles.

"They wanted us to kill an actual child?"Blitzo said.

"It seems so."Rebel said.

"Well, Christ on a stick, I guess there is a god! Rebel get him!"Blitzo said.

Rebel then uses the Lament Configuration to rip the kid appart and he was a pile of guts."excuse me."he then gets a bag and puts it inside."I'll clean that later, you know I like kids, but I hate that one."

"I don't have problem with what you said."Loona said.

"What trying to have kids with him?"Moxxie asked.

"What?!"she then growls."that's it."she then takes Rebel with her."come with me I need a stress relief."and they closed the door behind them.

"Haven fun."Blitzo said.

Note:heres the pilot of Helluva boss and it was Loona that slept with Rebel first, there will be more girls that will be with him since he's the leader of the Cenobites of his group.