( Natterjack is shown wearing a barber outfit and King Pong walks up to him )
King Pong: Hi Natterjack.
Natterjack: Oh hi King Pong.
King Pong: Say what's this a barber pole? And that sign over says Natterjack's barber shop.
Natterjack: That's right my friend welcome to my barber shop.
King Pong: Wait so you have a barber shop now? And you give people haircuts?
Natterjack: Uh huh have a seat please you're smelliness.
King Pong: Hey what are you doing?
Natterjack: Have a seat.
( King Pong sat down on the barber chair while he looked confused )
King Pong: Wait a minute Natterjack you are not going to cut my hair.
Natterjack: Well I'm afraid I am King Pong.
King Pong: Well okay but not too short okay?
Natterjack: Got it.
( Natterjack began cutting King Pong's hair )
Natterjack: ( Hums ) Got my trusty scissors here and now we just snip away snip snip snip.
King Pong: Again not too short Natterjack.
Natterjack: I know snip snip there and a snip snip there.
King Pong: Are you almost done?
Natterjack: Almost snip snip snip and we are finished.
( Natterjack noticed he made a mistake he accidently cut off all of King Pong's hair leaving him bald )
King Pong: Okay so Natterjack how do I look?
Natterjack: Oh um well you ( beat ) You look with you're eyes King Pong ( laughs )
King Pong: Oh Natterjack come on now uh where's the mirror? Huh where's the mirror?
Natterjack: Uh you don't wanna see what you look like King Pong.
King Pong: Of course I wanna see what I look like where's the mirror? Come on where's the mirror?
Natterjack: Here it is King Pong now what do you think?
( King Pong looked at himself in the mirror and was shocked to see that he was bald )
King Pong: Natterjack?
Natterjack: Yes?
King Pong: I'm bald.
Natterjack: Well I would not say that King Pong.
King Pong: You would not say that? But its true you cut all my hair off.
Natterjack: Well I'm very sorry King Pong but you know the great thing about hair is it always grows back.
King Pong: But Natterjack it will take like a month for my hair to grow back.
Natterjack: Don't worry King Pong I have just the thing for you.
King Pong: Oh my hair.
( Natterjack came back with a book )
Natterjack: Here you are King Pong.
King Pong: A book? Natterjack a book won't make my hair grow back.
Natterjack: Well its something to read while you're hair grows back.
( Natterjack left while King Pong was fuming )
King Pong: ( Angry ) NATTERJACK.
( The next day Natterjack felt guilty for cutting all of King Pong's hair )
Natterjack: I feel a bit guilty yesterday I accidently cut of all of King Pong's hair when I was trying to be a barber now Kat Kool Burping Hebert and me have to help him out.
( King Pong was wearing a top hat that was covering his eyes )
King Pong: Uh guys this is not working I can go around looking like this people will laugh at me.
Kat Kool: Uh King Pong you're facing the wrong way.
Herbert: Yeah you looking at a wall instead of us here let me turn you around.
( Herbert turned King Pong around and took of the top hat )
Herbert: There you go.
King Pong: Oh thank you Herbert ( sighs ) What am I going to do I don't wanna be bald forever Queen Pong will give out to me.
Natterjack: Don't worry King Pong I know what you need you need a wig.
King Pong: A wig? Natterjack I don't want to wear a wig.
( Natterjack placed the wig on King Pong's head )
King Pong: Natterjack I look silly with this wig on I can't go out on the street like this.
Herbert: Oh you right ( beat ) I know how about you wear a moustache?
King Pong: A moustache? I don't wanna wear that.
( Herbert placed the moustache under King Pong's nose )
King Pong: Herbert I look foolish with this wig and moustache on me I can't go around like this.
Kat Kool: Well maybe I know what to do how about you wear a beard?
King Pong: A beard? Oh come on Kat Kool.
( Kat Kool placed to beard under King Pong's chin )
Kat Kool: There we go.
King Pong: Way to go guys with this beard moustache and wig on me I look the silliest yet now everyone who passed by will laugh and make fun of me.
Natterjack: ( Gasps ) Quiet guys someone's coming.
( Cookie Monster walked by and saw the silly wearing King Pong )
Cookie Monster: ( Gasps ) Daddy oh am I so glad to see you we haven't seen each other in years come with me I must show you to my friends.
( Cookie Monster took King Pong away )
King Pong: Wait I'm not you're dad stop let me go guys help.
Natterjack: Oh dear look what we've done.
( Later that day )
Natterjack: Gee guys poor King Pong first I cut off all his hair and a monster came and took him away now I feel even more guilty.
( Suddenly King Pong came back and he had all his hair again )
Natterjack: ( Gasps ) King Pong you're back.
Herbert: And you got all you're hair back.
Kat Kool: And you're all in one piece.
Natterjack: Say I wonder how you got you're hair back?
Herbert: Wait let me guess King Pong did the monster that took you away showed you to his friends?
( King Pong nodded )
Kat Kool: And did you had a party with them?
( King Pong nodded again )
Natterjack: And how did you get you're hair back did you tell them you were bald and they made drink a magic potion to grow you're hair back?
( King Pong nodded once again )
Natterjack: Really? Wow that's amazing ( beat ) Uh King Pong why are you not talking?
Herbert: Natterjack's right is there something wrong with you do you have a sore throat?
Kat Kool: Are you ill or did the monsters scare you?
( King Pong still not saying a word stared at the three friends blankly )
Natterjack/Herbert/Kat Kool: Come on King Pong say something.
( King Pong finally opened his mouth and roared out one word which scared his friends )
King Pong: ( In Cookie Monster's voice ) COOKIEEEEEEE
The end
