"So, explain to me how you came into this situation, Tina?"

The petite yet somewhat muscular girl with a pink bunny ear hat asked her older sister. Sitting at the edge of a now clean countertop that people would eventually be eating on.

"I already told three times, I am tired and I don't want to enter that stupid contest." Tina groaned at her younger sister. Now 16 years old and in high school, Tina was starting to see the rougher side of life. And no, it wasn't the usual problem dealing with her on and off boyfriend J-J. Although that was 50% of the problem.

No, she was tired of other things, such as moving to another school with her siblings. Her body constantly changing, and the annoyance of realizing that maybe life isn't all unicorn and rainbows. Especially now that she finally grew into the body that her mother and aunt Gayla had.

"Tina…is this because Tammy called you a fat-ass at school yesterday?" Louise asked. "Because if that's the case, I have a jar of roaches just waiting to lay their eggs in her locker."

"Oh! Can I join!?" Gene shouted as he runs into the conversation the second her removed his burger suite. Now wearing his bright yellow shirt with his rainbow shorts and black knee-high socks, Gene was a modern-day Elton John fashionista. While being extremely talented in music as well, shocking to many, especially since Gene was able to get into a nice school!

"I have a jar of 23-week-old mayonnaise that says spread me, baby!"

"Why do you two have those things?" Tina asked in frustration before standing up from her seat. "I need to go outside for some fresh air. I am done with my chores, tell dad I will be back to help him with the dinner shirt later."

"But Tina I-" Louise shouted, trying to stop her sister from leaving the building, only to fail when she saw the young woman storm out the door. Once gone, Louise leans her head back a bit and lets out a low growl.

"Ugh, this is all Tammi's fault!" Louise shouted.

"Which part, us going to a new school? Or her ruining our emotional journey to becoming somewhat stable adults?" Gene asked before hopping on a stool and beginning to spin.

"Both! That blonde skank ruined our lives worse than Mr. Frond did!" Louise shouted as she remembers the horrible day that would change their lives forever…or until they became 18.


(Three years ago)

"WHAT'S HAPPENING!?"

Gene screams in horror as he and his friends run out of the large school building. Behind him, a large gust of green smoke was engulfing the area, creating a dark fog like texture that anyone caught up in it, would probably faint. Tina, Jimmy Jr, Zeke, and Rudy escaped to the outside. Once outside, the four looked at the building in horror as kids, adults and even rats ran out to escape the green gas.

"What going on?" "Jimmy Jr asked (I do not how to write his lisp voice, also, I am going to call him J-J from now)

"Tammy!" Zeke shouted in horror. "She wanted to…I don't know! We tried to outdo you, and then she made that!?"

"I can't breathe…" Rudy moaned before getting to his knees. Trying to take deep breathes, but failing to do so.

"Oh my god, Rudy is dying!" J-J shouted. Tina looks over to the small kid with a worried panic. She and Zeke run over to the small boy who's face started to turn red and purple. It was obvious that he was having trouble breathing, and what was worse, is that when they ran outside, they forgot his inhaler.

"He's turning blue! What do we do!?" Zeke shouted as he looks around for an adult.

"Rody! Put your hands above your hand and try to breathe! Your lung will relax that way!" Tina instructed the small child. Only to have his muscles tense up, making it hard to even move his arms, let alone his body. Tina's begins to make her gasping sounds as she panics, while Zeke runs around to find an adult. J-J on the other hand…he was crying in the corner at this point.

"Rudy!?" Tina shouted again when she saw the small kid's eyes beginning to close. His face now fully blue, the twitching veins in his eyes were more than noticeable at this point.

"NO!" Tina shouted in anger as she holds Rudy's body in her arms. The feeling of regret and sadness begins to fill her up…for only three seconds. Soon, Rudy was revived by the last person you expect to ram an inhaler into the young man's mouth. Suddenly, the small child begins to suck air little by little before the color of his skin returns back to normal. Once he was back, He takes a breath of fresh air and sighs. Looking at his hero, he smiles and says.

"Thank you, Louise." He tells the girl who used her hat as a breathing mask to fight off the green smoke…

"Yea, sure. No problem." Louise says as she takes small breathes of air. Falling down to the ground next to Rudy and Tina, she stares straight at the building that was now engulfed in the large green gas. Amazed at the beautiful destruction she did not cause. No, seriously she did not cause this! The school would later close for about a week because they needed to air out the building. Also, many kids went to the hospital because their lungs were filled with toxic fumes, Gene being amongst the many kids. What was worse, was the cause of it. It turns out Tammi was responsible for the incident when she presenting her science project!

And what do you know, when she was supposed to have made perfume, she made some-what of a mini-nuke (actually a very toxic gas but I am saying Mini-Nuke because that is how everyone see's it) in the bottle. She even tried to spray it onto Tina to make her smell disgusting. But like many things Tammi did to Tina, it would backfire, and this time it did so horribly!

It was so bad, the day even got itself a name. Nuking of Wagstaff day! And the aftermath was worse! Somehow, in some form of way, Tammi's parents sued the school! Yea, her parents sued the school for teaching her how to make a perfume that could kill people.

And as shocking that was, what was worse is that they WON! Tammi got millions of dollars and shut the school down in the process. Allowing her to walk out guilt-trip free, while many parents and adults had to go find a new job and a new school. It was a rough time, but luckily, the Belchers found a way.

Gene was accepted into Diamond academy, a school an hour away from their home. One of the top school's in the state. Plus, it was K-12! Allowing all three kids to go for a long time. And since Gene got in, the Belchers were able to use the sibling law to get Louise and Tina in. Another added bonus to this school since Gene got sick from the fumes for a while, the school pity him and offered the family a scholarship, for each child. So, the kids were going to a private school for free, lucky!

After a year or so, their friends would join them in the school. Nearly all their friends and school mates such as Millie Frock, Large Tommy, Alex Papasian, Abby Haddington, Arnold Evans, Candy, Courtney Wheeler, Regular-Sized Rudy (who they now just called RSR or just Rudy), Darryl Ansari, Rupa, Susmita, Henry Haber, Hogarth Haber, Jimmy Pesto, Jr., Zeke Anthony Tisdale, Jocelyn Roberts…and Tammy Larsen.

Yes, Tammy goes to their school and it is ruining their life. Turns out making a toxic fume perfume would put you on the bad list of public schools. So with no choice, she joined her classmates to the Diamond school!


(Present Time)

"Wow, the news must have hit harder than expected," Louise tells her brother before looking over the counter. "I don't feel that we should fill Mr. Fond desk with ants and diapers until we fix Tina. It's just not fun without her there."

"Yea, plus the last time we did something without her, we ended up getting caught. We need Tina's glasses powers to be the look-out!" Gene responded. Just in time, their father and mother came walking into the area that was behind the counter. On their mother's chest, a black-haired baby in a red onesie. It was their little baby sister named Malinda! After their mother's name of course, and since Bob wasn't there to stop her from naming the baby.

"Where's Tina?" Bob asked.

"She's upset because of the news she saw on Face-Hole today. Tammi decided to be a dirty-square again." Louise explained.

"Tammi!? That girl is crazy, I hope you are staying far away from her." Linda tells her two younglings sternly.

"Seriously, she made a nuke like a gas bomb. How do you make a nuke gas bomb for a perfume science project?" Bobs asked his kids. "Then get millions of dollars for it!?"

"Forget what happened three years ago, today is worse!" Louise shouted.

"What happened?" Bob asked.

"Tammi and Jimmy are dating!" Gene shouted. In that very second, Linda nearly barfed her breakfast up. But somehow kept it in, possibly because if she pukes, she would get it on her baby.

"And that's not the bad news! Tina hasn't written anything in the last four months!" Louise explained. "What about my future of being her writing manager? How can I have a career of life and luxury if my breed provider is broken!?"

"What are you talking about?" Bob asked.

"There's a writing contest coming up for the juniors and seniors. The winner gets 50 thousand dollars and a scholarship to any college in the state." Gene explained.

"That sounds amazing," Bob says. "So what's the problem?"

"Tina hasn't written anything, she's got writer's block! SHE COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY USELESS!" Louise shouted, not noticing Tina had return the second she shouted words of horrible insults about her sister's name.

"Wow…" Tina had muttered before turning around and leaving. Louise jumps off out of her seat but was stopped when Bob shouted her name. Stopping her from running after Tina.

"Louise, stay here. Tina needs time by herself, plus it's your turn to clean the toilet." Bob orders his daughter before looking over to Gene. "Gene, put your baby sister to bed. Let's get ready for the dinner rush. It might be difficult now that Louise upset Tina."

"I didn't mean too!" Louise shouted at her father, only to get a groan out of him as he points to the bathroom. The young teen groans in annoyance before getting to work.


I have been binge watching Bobs burger that I have almost memorized each episode. Its a good show to watch if your depressed and board.