He wasn't sure for how long he was out, but Lincoln felt like he body was almost broken. His eyes slowly shifted open to see his family staring down at him with concerned faces. He also felt something attached to his arm, as well something wrapped around his forehead. They were bandages, and on his arm was a tube attached to a blood bag. Lincoln soon realized that he was in the hospital bag, and the memory of what happened last night came rushing back into his mind...

Lincoln:"Dandridge..."

Rita:"Lincoln, sweetie. Are you okay?"

Lincoln:"...Yeah. I-I think so."

Lynn:"What happened to you? We found you passed out in the backyard."

Lucy:"In a puddle of your blood, no less."

Lincoln:"I was...attacked last night."

Lynn Sr:"By who?"

Lincoln:"Dandridge...Jerry Dandridge."

Rita:"Oh gosh, Lincoln. Not this again. Who was it, really? Or did you do this to yourself?"

Lori:"Whoa, Mom. I literally doubt that Lincoln would ever try to kill himself."

Leni:"What if Lincoln's telling the truth?"

Rita:"I find it impossible to believe. Mr. Dandridge just moved into the neighborhood, and already, my son is giving him a hard time."

Lincoln:"I don't expect you to believe me, but I saw him. He threatened me to my face, and showed what he really was. A monster."

Rita:"Lincoln, you need to stop this."

Lincoln:"Yeah...I agree."

Rita:"Good. Now, I expecting you write a hand written-"

Lincoln:"I'm gonna take that monster down."

Rita:"What?"

Lincoln:"I know what he is. I'm gonna take him down."

Rita:"What do you mean by that?"

Lincoln:"I'll head into his house, find his coffin, then stab a wooden stake through his heart."

Lucy:"Coffin? Wooden stake?"

Lori:"Lincoln, that's murder! You're starting to sound crazy!"

Lincoln:"You can't murder a vampire, Lori! They're already dead!"

Lori:"What?!"

Lucy:"You think Mr. Dandridge is a vampire?"

Lincoln:"I saw it with my own eyes."

Lynn:"Did you hit your head or something, Lincoln? Vampires don't exist!"

Lincoln:"But I saw it!"

Rita:"ENOUGH Lincoln! I don't know how badly you got hurt, but I want these delusions of yours to end! I'm expecting you to apologise to Mr. Dandridge one way or another! Because of your injuries, you will not be further punished. But your are still grounded!"

Lincoln:"...Fine."


Later that day, Ronnie Anne was walking over towards the Loud House. After hearing about what happened to Lincoln, she just wanted to make sure she was okay. But, she was also a little bit confused to hear that Lincoln had also gotten crazy. This was something she had to see for herself, therefore, she convinced her family to let her head over to Royal Woods and see Lincoln. By the time she go there, she saw Clyde was coming over as well, looking as concerned as she is...

Ronnie Anne:"Hey, Clyde."

Clyde:"Hey. You heard about Lincoln too?"

Ronnie Anne:"Yeah, heard he went crazy."

Clyde:"...And?"

Ronnie Anne:"And that he was hurt. Sorry."

Clyde:"It's cool...but I think the Louds may have been on about the crazy part."

Ronnie Anne:"What makes you say that?"

He points behind her and she sees that parts of the fence have been removed by force...

Ronnie Anne:"What does a broken fence have to do with that?"

Clyde:"From what Lori told me, she said that Lincoln was muttering about Mr. Dandridge being a vampire."

Ronnie Anne:"Who's Mr. Dandridge?"

Clyde:"A new neighbor that Lincoln has been freaking out over. He claims that he attacked him."

Ronnie Anne:"Hmm...let's go ask him ourselves."

Clyde:"Right."

The headed to the front door, knocking on it. Waiting a little bit, Luna answered the door.

Luna:"Hey, dudes. Came to see Lincoln?"

Ronnie Anne:"Yeah. Is he okay?"

Luna:"Eeeeehhhh...more or less. I mean, he recovered just fine, but my little bro's kinda lost it."

Clyde:"So, he did go insane?"

Luna:"...Yeah. If you wanna see him, he's in his room."

Ronnie Anne:"Thanks."

Upon heading up the stairs, both friends headed over to Lincoln's door. They knocked and called out to him, but he didn't answer. It was then that Ronnie Anne decided to open it and what both she and Clyde saw shocked them. Lincoln's desk was now filled with candles and crosses, and he was carving another cross with a knife. He looked to have been making it sharp enough to stab someone with it. Lucy was there with him too, with a book on how to kill vampires. It was then that Clyde and Ronnie Anne realized that no one was kidding when they said that Lincoln lost his mind. They saw it and were starting to believe it too. Lincoln saw them for only a second before going back to carving...

Lincoln:"Hey guys."

Ronnie Anne:"Lincoln...what is all this?"

Lincoln:"What do you think? It's for killing vampires?"

Clyde:"Wait. Is this about the 'ARRGH!' episode we saw?"

Lincoln:"No, Clyde. This is for real! Jerry Dandridge IS a vampire."

Clyde:"Lincoln, come on! You're sounding crazy. Plus, you already saw him in the sun before!"

Lucy:"He was probably wearing sunscreen."

Clyde:"Oh, for gosh's sake."

Lincoln:"I don't care if you believe me or not, but I am going to find his coffin and take him down!"

Ronnie Anne:"Okay, let's say that you are right about this. How are you even gonna do it?"

Lincoln:"By taking this cross and jamming it into his heart!"

Lucy:"And if that doesn't work, we can still expose him to sunlight."

Clyde:"You're in on this too, Lucy?"

Ronnie Anne:"I thought you were into vampires."

Lucy:"Lincoln says that this one in particular would not be one that I prefer."

Lincoln:"(shrugs)"

Clyde:"Lincoln, even if you're right about this, can't you get someone else to do this for you?"

Lincoln:"Like who?"

Clyde:"I don't know. Like...like Charlie Brewster."

Lincoln:"The guy who was on 'ARRGH!'?

Clyde:"Yeah. He said it himself that he hunts down vampires. Maybe you can give him a call and ask him for help."

Lincoln:"Guys like him turn out or be frauds."

Lucy:"Not always, big brother."

Lincoln:"Okay...but if he's not who he says he is, then I'm doing this by myself. Even if it kills me."

Ronnie Anne:"Hopefully, it does not get to that."

Not saying anything else, Lincoln picks up his phone and begins making the call.