I had this idea a couple of days ago.
I've watched 'Teach Me More Miss Litchi'
And I decided to put this funny part.
ENJOY!
Teach Me About Remnant Miss Litchi!
In litchi's clinic.
"What a peaceful day" said Litchi "Now's that Tao learned everything that I could teach her, I don't know what to do"
The door broke open and Tao entered "Hello Booby Lady!" greeted Tao.
"Hi Tao" greeted back Litchi "What are you doing here?"
"Tao wants to tell you an important news" answered Tao "Tao isn't going to be a vigilante, Tao is going to be a huntress"
Surprised by the answer of the Beastkin Litchi asked "Are you sure? You know what a huntress is?"
"Newop" answered Tao "But Tao is going to learn in a place called Bewcon"
"I don't know what to say" replied Litchi "I feel a little worried"
"Don't worry Booby Lady" said Tao "Green Man said that Tao is super strong and that she can be a super huntress"
"I feel more worried about the ones that are going to teach you" corrected Litchi.
"Meow?"
"I think that you are going to get some pre-class studies with me first" said Litchi.
"Yaaaaaay! Study time with Booby Lady!" said Tao with excitement.
"However" said Ozpin as he approaches Litchi and Tao "You will need help"
"I didn't see you coming here professor Ozpin" said Litchi.
"Sorry for interrupting" said Ozpin "But you are going to need all the free hands"
"Thank you for your help" thanked Litchi.
"You are welcome" replied Ozpin "By the way, are you going to get an appearance in the story?"
"I don't know" answered Litchi "I fear that my character might not come to Remnant"
"Having someone who is talented at healing using only natural components can prove to be useful" said Ozpin "People like you are a rare pearl"
"Thank you, but I understand why I can't come to Remnant" said Litchi before whispering something in Ozpin's ear.
"I see" said Ozpin "That makes senses"
"Now Tao" said Litchi as she turned to the Beastkin "Let's begin"
The stage tuned into a room with a board where there's a picture of Ragna and a purple mist around him, and in the other side of the board Ruby holding a red crystal.
"As you know, our world is known by the Seither" explained Litchi "After the Black Beast, the Seither became the primal resource of energy. And the world of Remnant isn't that different, it also have a source of energy that's can be used like our Seither, but it's not lethal like ours"
"Meow?"
"If someone absorbs too much Seither he will die, but there, their Seither, or Dust, is stable" completed Litchi.
"Stable?" asked Tao.
"Dust isn't volatile like the Seither, but it's not that powerful" answered Litchi.
"So, how's that Dewst is used?" asked Tao "Do they eat it? Is it tasty?"
"No, no" answered Ozpin "The Dust is used in many things such as source of energy and ammunition for our weapons"
"Yes" added Litchi "Just like our Seither, but the Dust isn't everywhere"
"It's here where you are wrong my dear" said Relius as he came in scene "Dust is everywhere, it's just that people of Remnant can't use it, instead they use the solid one"
"Relius Clover?!" yelled Litchi in surprise.
"The Dust is fascinating" said Relius "It can use any type of element, and the solid ones can be as powerful as a hit from Azrael, but their rarity is the problem. Now if you excuse me" and Relius left the stage.
"Meow?"
"I wonder if he's not plotting something" said Litchi with suspicions.
"That's impossible to predict" said Ozpin.
"Anyways, did you get the general idea?" asked Litchi.
"Newope" said Tao "Tao only understood that Dewst is cool"
"This is going to take a very long time" commented Litchi.
"Well… the only thing that she needs to understand is that the Dust is powerful and needs to be used with precaution" said Ozpin, hoping to raise the moral of the doctor.
"Now let's discuss about the threats in Remnant" said Ozpin "As you know, there's bandits, terrorists, thieves…but the most deadly of all are the creatures of the Grimm"
"Meow?"
A picture of a Beowolf is now replacing the original pictures.
"The creatures of the Grimm are soulless creatures" explained Ozpin "So they can't use the power of the Aura"
"Aowra?" asked Tao.
"We will go to that later, first let's focus on the threats" said Ozpin "The creatures of the Grimm are very vicious and heartless, they can kill an entire village, and even cities"
"Terrifying" commented Litchi "We also have something like that, they are called the Remnants"
"I've been briefed about them" said Ozpin "Thankfully, we won't have to worry about them"
"And why's that" asked Litchi.
"Apparently, Relius is creating some sort of weapons" answered Ozpin "He called them the Nox Nyctores"
"He began on creating them already?" asked Litchi.
"Yes" answered Ozpin before turning his attention toward the Beastkin "The hunters and the huntress job is to protect and help those who cannot protect themselves"
"They're like superheroes" said Tao "Tao wants to be a superhero"
"But you shouldn't forget about the other threats" said Ozpin "The humans can be more dangerous than the Grimms"
"Meow?"
"Some groups like the White Fang are dangerous" said Ozpin.
"But the White Fang of this story isn't portrayed as bad as the White Fang of the true story" commented Litchi.
"I know that" replied Ozpin "But Adam Taurus is still the same"
"But you point is that the humans can be dangerous because they have that Aura, right?" asked Litchi.
"Yes" answered Ozpin "And some of them can have dangerous Semblances"
"Don't worry Green Man" said Tao "Tao will beat them easily"
"You are showing too much confident for someone so young" commented Ozpin.
"Tao is always showing that kind of confidence" said Litchi "You must have seen her when she tried to search for the Grimmreaper, but her obviousness is her weak point"
"I see" said Ozpin "Anyway, let's move to the next lesson; 'The four kingdoms'"
The scene went black before showing the same room, but with a map on the board
"Let's begin with Vale" said Ozpin "Vale is located on the northeastern end of Remnant's largest continent, Sanus. It is bordered to the northwest by shallow waters and to the southeast by steep mountains. These geographic features make Vale a place of relative safety" Tao began to doze off "Furthermore, The Vale region is known to contain the City of Vale and several coastal cities, as well as Patch, a small island to the west. Beacon Academy, one of the four main Huntsman Academies of Remnant, is located in the City of Vale, while Signal Academy is located on the island of Patch"
"A city has the name of the kingdom?" asked Litchi.
"I know that our imagination isn't that great" answered Ozpin "Let's move to the north, toward Atlas. Early settlers came to the icy continent of Solitas in order to begin a new civilization. Its harsh climates and great mountain ranges helped to suppress the threat of the Grimm, but it also proved difficult for the population to grow. Humanity adapted, however, by using Dust in tandem with advanced technology, developed out of necessity and at faster progression than the rest of the world, creating what came to be known then as the Kingdom of Mantle. Their advancements in Dust application allowed Mantle to expand and devote more territory to mining and research, including the area beside the kingdom's combat school, Alsius Academy" Tao fell asleep "After an incident with the Grimm, Mantle came to the conclusion that, if it controlled its citizens' emotions through the abolishment of the arts and self-expression, it would become safer from Grimm. Rather than lose the alliance, Mistral did the same, to an extent. This added to the list of things Vale disliked about Mantle and Mistral, among which was the treatment of their own citizens, their use of slavery and their insistence that their way of life was what was best for everyone"
"That's horrible" commented Litchi.
"But After the Great War, Alsius was reopened under the name Atlas Academy and was secretly given a Relic to safeguard. As a gift to the world, Atlas invented the Cross Continental Transmit System and had the towers for it built on each Huntsman Academy's campus, thus allowing all four kingdoms to communicate. In an attempt to give back to its citizens, Mantle applied many of the techniques and technologies used in the war to enhance the Huntsman Academy's campus, expanding the school grounds and even securing the surrounding areas. Along with the eventual establishment and merging of the military and research facilities with the government and schools, the original capital of Mantle was overshadowed. The decision was made to move the capital to Atlas, and the Kingdom as a whole was also accordingly renamed to Atlas" explained Ozpin.
"I don't know if they did it on purpose or they are also lacking imagination like you" said Litchi before noticing that Tao fell asleep "Tao! Wake up!"
"Nya!"
"I can't believe that you fell asleep while professor Ozpin is trying to help" scolded Litchi.
"It's not a problem" said Ozpin "Anyways, let's move to the west, in Vacuo. Vacuo is located in the center of the vast and harsh desert on the western end of the continent of Sanus. Although once at the site of a hospitable oasis, many years of unchecked human activity have changed its climate into a barren wasteland indistinguishable from the desert surrounding it"
"It must be a boring place" commented Tao.
"It wasn't always like that" said Ozpin "Vacuo was founded in a large oasis with lush jungles, abundant resources, natural barriers and the largest Dust deposit ever recorded in Remnant's history. These favorable conditions allowed the people of Vacuo to flourish, and nomads would travel across the harsh desert surrounding Vacuo in the hopes of reaching the verdant paradise"
"Then what happens?" asked Litchi.
"These comfortable conditions also bred complacency in Vacuo's people, who had no inclination to develop and adapt as others living in less ideal conditions were forced to. This unpreparedness made Vacuo an easy target for exploitation by other Kingdoms, who wished to claim their vast resources for themselves" answered Ozpin.
"That's why there's a sacred rule there" said Qrow as he approached them.
"Hi there Bird Man" said Tao.
"Hi there kiddo" replied Qrow.
"And you are?" asked Litchi.
"Qrow Branwen" answered Qrow "And who are you, you little beauty"
Litchi blushed a little and answered "Litchi, Litchi Fei Ling"
"Ahem" Ozpin cleared his throat "So, what is that 'Sacred rule' in Vacuo?"
"If you can survive there, then you are welcome" answered Qrow "You can be a bandit, killer, Faunus… it doesn't matter, just survive. Now that's aside, how about a dinner?"
"How dare you?!" said a high voice, revealing Bang Shishigami "You are going to pay for that!" and both of them disappeared offstage.
"What was that?" asked Litchi.
"That was Scruffy Man" answered Tao.
"I… see" said nervously Ozpin.
"There's also a school there, right?" asked Litchi.
"Yes" answered Ozpin "Shade Academy"
Qrow appeared again, panting "It's the only real source of order in the Kingdom due to the lack of a formal government"
"I'm not finished yet!" yelled Bang as he continued chasing Qrow, who was smirking.
"Why me" said Ozpin, embarrassed.
"Are you okay Green Man?" asked Tao.
"Yes" answered Ozpin "Let's move to the last kingdom, Mistral. Mistral is located on the continent of Anima, the second-largest landmass in Remnant. Mistral controls the most territory of all four Kingdoms, encompassing a wide range of ecosystems and many diverse cultures"
"That sounds great!" commented Tao.
"However, the lower classes are of considerable ill-repute, composed of unsavory characters like thieves and assassins from all across Remnant who have come to Mistral to remain undetected. Mistral is also home to the largest black market in Remnant, where the services of assassins and even corrupt Huntsmen can be bought in the Kingdom if one has the funds to do so" replied Ozpin.
"But they aren't everywhere, Meow?" asked Tao.
"Only Qrow can answer this question" answered Ozpin.
"I heard that Mistral is the location of Haven Academy" said Litchi "Can you tell us more about that school?"
"There's nothing to say, apart that it also hides a relic" answered Ozpin "And there's something that's look like a kingdom, but it's not"
"Meow?"
"It's a continent where most of the Faunus population resides" explained Ozpin "Following the Great War, the Faunus were given Menagerie as a reward for their participation, in conjunction with equal rights. While some Humans saw these rewards as fair and just, many Faunus saw it as a slap to the face, as Menagerie is two-thirds desert that is uninhabitable due to dangerous wild life"
"I feel a little sorry for them" said Litchi.
"Now let's move to the huntsmen" said Ozpin.
The screen went black before showing the same room, but a picture of Ruby with a red aura around her is showing.
"Let's begin" said Ozpin "Huntsmen and Huntresses are licensed elite warriors dedicated to slaying the creatures of Grimm and whose duty is to 'uphold the peace' of their world"
"Just like the vigilante" commented Litchi "The only difference is the license thing"
"Liesense?" asked Tao.
"No Tao, it's pronounced license" corrected Litchi "it's when you graduate from a school, it's like a proof that you went in a school"
"And how can Tao enter Bewcon?" asked Tao.
"Those who wish to become Huntsmen or Huntresses often first attend primary combat schools like Sanctum Academy in Mistral or Signal Academy in Patch, which are designed to show new students the fundamentals of combat, weapon crafting and the applications of Dust and Aura in the battlefield" explained Ozpin "There's some exceptions, like miss Belladonna"
"What's the difference?" asked Litchi.
"Those who have honed their skills on their own however can skip this step and apply directly" answered Ozpin.
"But how can someone like Tao be there?" asked Tao.
"You won't need any time in primary combat school, you are already skilled" answered Ozpin.
"So Tao can already be a Huntress?" asked Tao.
"No, you must first pass four years as a trainee in one of the major combat schools" answered Ozpin "Trainees are grouped into teams of four, with the intention of fostering empathy and teamwork, as well as lasting bonds, between team members – qualities considered of great importance for future Huntsmen and Huntresses. These teams may stay intact after graduation, but teams are also known to disband as their members pursue solo careers"
"Meow?"
"Also a Hunter needs to be well prepared" added Ozpin.
"Tao is ready to beat bad guys!" said Tao while doing some punching moves.
"You may have weapons and experience" replied Ozpin "But you still need an Aura"
"Aowra?"
"Aura is an ability that all those with a soul can use, at least with enough practice. A person with a strong Aura may radiate bright colors when using it. Because Aura is the manifestation of the soul, it can appear very differently depending on who is using it. For example, the color of Aura differs from person to person" explained Ozpin "anything with a soul has an Aura, including Humans and Faunus"
"And how can this Aura might help" asked Litchi.
"Skilled users of Aura can create their own barriers or even increase their own abilities in some way. Weapons and armor can also act as a conduit for Aura, allowing for an even wider range of offensive and defensive capabilities" answered Ozpin "It has been shown that the strength of an Aura degrades with continual use. This limits the applications of Aura in combat as, with time or heavy use, a person's Aura will decay to the point where they are left weakened or even incapacitated. Aura being completely depleted is visually represented as a colored sheen glowing along the length of a person's body, indicating that they can now be physically injured. Aura tends to flicker when it is close to being depleted"
"Doesn't that means that a person might die?" asked Litchi.
"Aura can be recharged and the time that is required to recharge is different between each person" answered Ozpin.
"Is it like the Drives?" asked Litchi.
"I'm afraid not" answered Relius appearing from the right side of the screen "The thing that looks like a Drive is the Semblance, now if you excuse me" he went off in the right side of the stage.
"What's a sembalance?" asked Tao.
"Semblance is the manifestation of one's innate and personal power as an ability unique to each individual, with the effects varying greatly from user to user. The nature of one's Semblance is noted as representing an aspect of their character. However, a person's Semblance can be similar to the Semblances of their parents or other family members" answered Ozpin.
"You mean that major Kisaragi and Ragna The Bloodedge could have the same Semblance?" asked Litchi.
"Maybe" answered Ozpin "And I think that we ran through all the basics"
The screen went black and showed Litchi's Clinic.
"Thank you for your help professor Ozpin" said Litchi.
"Yeah thanks" added Tao.
"It's not a problem" replied Ozpin "I'm willing to help anyone who wishes to become a Huntsman or a Huntress"
"Now's the time for the Meat Buns!" said Tao.
"Yes, yes" said Litchi as she gave a bunch of Meat Buns to Tao "Do you want some?"
"I will take just one" answered Ozpin "Thank you"
"I wonder if she caught the basics at least" whispered Litchi.
"As long as she doesn't get herself in troubles, she might do an excellent Huntress" whispered Ozpin back.
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