I do not own neither Doom nor Hazbin Hotel. All credit belongs to both Microsoft, Xbox Gaming, Bethesda, Id. Software for Doom and Vivienne Medrano for Hazbin Hotel.
CH.2 THE NEW WORLD
As everyone else in Pentagram city braced for impact Cherri and Angel said their last goodbyes to each other, in their own way of course.
"Hey Cherri, you remember the time you let me stay in your apartment? Yeah I ate your sandwich by the way. I could tell you made it yourself because it was completely terrible!" Angel exclaimed while giving Cherri a cheeky smile.
"Yeah well remember when you were trying to find that one fancy ass booze bottle you stole and placed it on the top of the fridge? Yeah I drank all of it. You know you really have terrible taste when it comes to alcohol you know that." Cherri said as she was trying to one up Angel in the asshole department.
"You drank my what! That's a dick move Ms. Cherri Booze thief Bomb! Even for some bitch like you!" Angel exploded as he lets go of Cherris' embrace and started to point at his finger at Cherri like a 10 year old child would do if he ever wanted to accuse someone for something absolutely stupid.
"First of all asshole! You ate my damn sandwich! And second of all!" Cherri screeched at Angel and before the finger pointing and blaming escalated even further, a huge Earthquake struck the ground with such violence and ferocity they both fell on their asses.
Meanwhile somewhere in the middle of an intersection of Pentagram City he was entombed deep within the earth, the Doom Slayer finally made it to the surface of Hell after he so willingly jumped off the portal in his haste. As bystanders started to gather around the hole in the ground, chatter started to take over the rowdy Demons.
"Hey what the fuck you think landed here?" Asked a tall, lanky and most of ugly Demon.
"The fuck should I know you stupid lanky Bastard! A fucking meteor!Only other explanation to this horse cockery!" A shorter, much more stumpier and even uglier Demon screamed at the taller Demon.
"Could both of you shut the fuuuuccckkkkkkkk!!!!!!" A more robust and brute like Demon said before ultimately being interrupted by another tremor.
All eyes shifted to the hole in the ground, as if they weren't already looking at it in the first place. The debris that engulfed the hole started to shift as if somebody was stuck down there and then, next thing you know the hole erupted like a volcano. Debris of concrete, rock and gravel bursted and flew in the air going all types of directions. Some rocks hit the surrounding bystanders but most of it missed the general populace. Then as something that looked like it was ripped off a B-level horror sci-fi movie an armored hand appeared and grabbed unto the concrete ledge. Then another hand appeared and then the...thing... pulled itself up and is now standing on the intersection.
This being looked dangerous and monstrous while holding a similar resemblance to a humanoid figure. The big brute deduced. Wait... humanoid... human. Is... is that thing a human? It's absolutely too huge to be a human being unless it's a steroid inducing muscle in which I wouldn't put it past. But if their was a slight off chance it was a human. Well this is going to be a well... a surprise! Wait the armor why does that stench seem so off and yet so familiar the brute demon pondered.
Meanwhile across said demon the Doom Slayer just stood their, no movement whatsoever. Not due to fear, no the Doom Slayer fears no one, but it was more of a confusion. These demons looked more like a, how do you say this. Hmmmm more like less threatening than he was used to. Sure the brute looking demon looks though but he fought tougher, HELL HE'S FUCKING TOUGHER! And also more batshit crazy. He needs to think. It didn't last very long though as his first thoughts were to get angry at everything here as there were demons to slaughter. Oh did I just say angry? Nah I meant it's time to become so enraged that the mere thought about demons made the Slayers blood boil even more. Rage so powerful and so raw that reality started to buckle once more as his rage seeped threw him. A deadly silence has befallen everyone and everywhere. Not even the most gung-ho demons made a sound let alone even move. Well... except for one.
"Slayer before you mass slaughter the denizens of this ,new world, I want you too know that the denizens are more human than demon. Some might look the part of a human and some just more "different" then usual. I recommend talking to these demons before you decide to do anything else that's considered irrational." Vega stated to Doom Slayer who, by in large, was about to tear these demons a new asshole. Figuratively and literally.
The Doom Slayer surveyed the Demons that clustered all around and pondered whether to rip each and single demons left arm off and beat the ever living shit of them with said arm or talk to them... Wait... talk to them? The Slayer lifted his right hand and smacked his helmet a couple of times. The violent head slapping by the Slayer and knocking some of the stupid, his words not mine, out of Vega and just on cue the A.I. realized he's going to have to do all the talking.
As the demons were frozen by fear, they noticed something odd with the green armored menace ,who at this point they figured out that he's covered in Demon blood that he hasn't attacked yet. Then all of a sudden the green behemoth angrily strolled right up to them, squared off and something even more bizarre started talking to them. Albeit in a very ,robotic type voice mixed in with a little english tang in it you could say.
"Greetings, I am Vega, an artificial intelligence that accompanies and helps the Slayer through means of combat strategy, mapping and communicating with others. We would like to ask a few questions for you all. Where are we? Why do you exist? And most of all, why are demons such as yourselves contain traces of humanity?" Vega asked while the Doom Slayer intensely listened.
"Well to answer your first question you're in Hell, more specifically Pentagram City!" The tall, lanky demon fearfully exclaimed as he blurted the next answer in one, very lengthy and ultimately sobby sentence. "Second we did bad shit okay! But that's usually because we're humans! Humans do bad stupid shit like that! We get sent here after we die because Heavens ti Betsy they don't no trouble makers up in Heaven! Okay! Okay! Look just hear me out okay I was born in 1923 and I joined the Marines at age 19! World War 2, Korea and Vietnam was some tough shit and I coped with it by having a shit ton of sex! A shit ton of liquor! And a shit ton of drugs which ultimately led me to overdoes in 72 so please for the love of Lucifer please! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! DON'T KILL ME I BEG OF YOUUU!!!!" Pathetically cried the demon who at this point got on both his knees, had both his arms up signaling he gave up and this point pissing himself as he fearfully begged the Doom Slayer to not kill him. Yet before Vega can answer or even the Doom Slayer himself can even act a limousine pulled up to the scene with what looks like a news van in tow right behind it. Whatever it is the Doom Slayer will be ready. Hopefully it's a fight since he's been itching for one with all the soapy cry baby shit happening. All he wanted to do was bash some demon skulls damnit! Is that to much to ask.
As both the Limousine and news van came to a stop he felt something, or well rather someone snuggle unto his right arm. He looked down on his right and saw what looks like a white... whatever the hell this demon thing is supposed to be who's giving a very toothy smile and something that may or may not be insinuating a very sexual, perverted winks. Although this would usually enrage him and kill whatever that caused it ,which let's face it what the hell doesn't he want to kill? He actually didn't have the time nor even the train of thought as something, or yet again someone latched unto his other arm. This time it's a long, red haired cyclops with a pair of very voluptuous assets. Not that the Slayer cares or anything.
Meanwhile the slayer was preoccupied with some very unexpected and very unwanted touching. Charlie and Vaggie stepped outside of the limousine and stared at this very odd sight. Whether be it the giant armored green thing or the fact that said thing was now attempting to shake off Cherri and Angel off his quite massive arms. Charlie looked to her right and saw Katie and Tom approach the new comer. Usually Tom does the frontline stuff and Katie usually sat at the desk, but this time Katie came with. For reasons unknown Katie casually strolled up and proceeded to clear her throat. Charlie faced palmed herself and sighed. She really wished now that she never agreed to bring Katie here because now something in her gut tells her something bad's about to happen. Like something reallyyy bad. And it's not just her, but Vaggie feels the same way although part of Vaggie's reasoning is totally opposite of hers.
"Cough cough." "Okay mister...? Green Robot. My name is Katie Killjoy news reporter for channel 666 and I a few questions for you if you are willing? Yes? Great answer Green Robot. Now where did you come from? Who built and sent you? Are you here to kill the King and Queen of hell Lucifer and Lilith?" Katie asked as she shoves the mic right in front of the Doom Slayer face although she did have stretch her hand just a little bit and also tippy-toe too as the Doom Slayer was taller than she first expected him to be. It also wasn't helping that both the cum bucket pornstar Angel and one-eyed, red hair ginger fuck known as Cherri dripping off his arms, but also was giving her the stink eye. None of that matters to her though.
"Ms. Killjoy, I am Vega, an A.I. that accompanies the Slayer who you now dubbed as, Green Robot. He doesn't like being called Green Robot so choose your words wisely or else he will rip your left arm off its sockets and use it as a club to beat you to death with. That goes for any who dares to mock the slayer again. His patience is already worn thin." Vega calmly stated as with the ultimatum still processing in everyones mind.
Hey just wanna say that Im tired lol. 24hr. Work ain't good for your soul lol. Also I wanna address Hayden being a robot and not as a Seraphim. Well let's just say I got something up my sleeve so we shall see. If you haven't noticed the published date and update date yes I did both chapters in the same night how fun! Well leave a like and comment and tell me how to get better as an author and what are your thoughts and ideas about the story because sooner or later I might need some ideas from you guys. Well thank you guys so much for reading my very first ever FanFiction and so when we meet again. Butterman Signing out.