Hello.
This for day twenty-two: candies.
I don't own Legend of Zelda or Linked Universe.
Enjoy!
"It has the texture of a candle!?"
"How would you know that? Have you eaten a candle before?"
"Maybe!"
Split between a line in the ground, the Links stood four to five as they argued. This debate started when Wind asked a simple question, "Who actually likes candy corn?"
Apparently, Hyrule, Wild, Time, and Twilight did. Since that was terrible, Wind had drawn a line in the dirt of their campsite and made them stand on opposing sides until they could reach a consensus.
They've been arguing for ten minutes.
"It's good, though!" Hyrule said. "It has, like, no flavour, but it's still good!"
"It tastes terrible," Warriors said. "No one should like candy corn."
Wild shook his head. "It doesn't taste terrible. It tastes like warm honey."
"No, it doesn't."
"Yes, it does."
Four sighed, "I don't understand how you like it..."
"I don't understand how you hate it so much!" Hyrule said, loudly. "How can you despise it?"
"I don't, though," Four said. "I just don't like it."
Warriors put his hands on his hips. "It shouldn't have been made in the first place."
"For once," Legend said, "I agree with Warriors."
Stepping forward, Twilight said, "You probably had bad candy corn."
"All candy corn is bad!"
Sky sighed from where he sat at the campsite. He hadn't joined the debate. "Actually, now that I think about it: how bad can candied corn be? I mean, it's candied corn…."
For a second, a silence hushed over the group. "Wait," Twilight said, "Sky. What do you thinkcandy corn is?"
"Corn that's been candied?" Sky said, somewhat conscientious of his answer. "What else is it supposed to be?"
Wild opened his mouth to correct him, but paused. "Actually, I don't know what candy corn is made of. But it's not candied corn. It's a sugary treat."
"Oh."
"We need to get you some candy corn," Hyrule said. "So, you can join the superior side!"
"How about no?" Legend asked, crossing his arms. "Sky not eating candy corn is for the better. He doesn't need to taste that devil's creation."
Time raised a placating hand. "Alright, I feel as if this conversation has reached an end. Let's just continue eating before it hits midnight."
One by one, the group returned to the campfire. A thin tension was held over the group as they remembered who hated and like candy corn. Sky still had no idea what they were talking about.
Hope you enjoyed!
Did you know that candy corn was invented in the 1880s? Pretty cool, huh? (It's an old treat that's actually pretty good, but if you don't like it then your opinion is also valid. Let's not fight over a candy)
Listen, I know that candy corn is not in the Zelda universe, but the plot needed it to be.
Anyway, I don't know what else to say…
Fiddlerinthewoods OUT!