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Hello everyone Im Jushiro Fujioka and thanks for tuning in to my late show the Jushiro Fujioka show, the most watched late show in Japan!
Now we all know that the internet can be a great place to look things up and connect with people all over the world..but.. it can also be a very mean a nasty place for those in the spotlight.
Now we thought Heroes of all of those in the limelight would be excluded from these harsh comments but you are very wrong!
Everyone here is probably familiar with our segment celebrities read mean tweets but how would it go if Heroes read mean tweets..well lets find out shall we.
Camera cuts to number 1 pro hero Deku*
" Deku has the most punchable face of all time... I would like nothing more than to punch him in his soft, ugly, starry eyed pug face..
Deku stares at the camera with suprised pikachu face.
Number 2 pro hero Ground Zero*
" If we can all agree that Ground Zero is an asshole can we all just move on"..
Ground Zero looks uninterested into the camera and shrugged. " I have".
Number 3 pro hero Icy Hot*
" Icy Hot's voice looks like its putting his face to sleep",
He nodded thoughtfully, silently agreeing.
Number 4 pro hero Tsukoyomi*
"Tsukoyomi has the most boring voice"...
" mmhhmm", he agreed.
Number 5 pro hero Chargebolt
"Chargebolt the hero? more like Chargebolt the talentless, spineless, purposeless, virtueless, sellout..nice commercials you piece of shit.."
" There's people that dont like me..What the fuck..", Chargebolt laughed.
Number 6 pro hero Creati*
"Tongue punch in the fart box is a neglected phrase..use it today, Example: Creati could use a tongue punch in the fart box"
" I dont know what this means", Creati laughs.
Number 7 pro hero Ingenium*
"Igenium needs to be kicked in the ballsack""
"First of all I dont think anyone deserves to be kicked in the ballsack..and I think you should take these negative thoughts and place it somewhere more productive", Igenium lectured.
Number 8 pro hero Red Riot*
" Fuck off Red Riot.."
" Aww", Red Riot cooed sarcastically.
Number 9 pro hero Uravity*
"Uravity looks like the type of girl that I'd be friends with for like 3 days and then get really sick of but not tell her"
" Wow"... she says surprised.
Number 10 pro hero Froppy*
" Froppy seems like the type of person I'd be pysched to be partnered up with for a class project..but not hang out with otherwise"
" That's probably true", Froppy admitted.
Number 11 Pro hero Pinky*
" I just saw the hero Pinky..if this was two years ago I'd be excited".
Pinky just stares at the camera with narrowed eyes.
Number 12 pro hero Sugarman*
" Sugarman is a hipster piece of shit and I'm gonna fight him"
"Well this sounds like a well adjusted human being", Sugarman said nonchalantly.
Number 13 pro hero Cellophane*
" Cellophane needs to git the weight room"
" You need to git the spell check" Cellophane shot back.
Number 14 pro hero Tentacole*
" Tentacole looks like the most boring vanilla dude, you know he sits down with his wife to a bland spaghetti dinner talking about his day"
" This is pretty funny", tentacole admitted.
Number 15 pro hero Tailmain*
" Tailman looks like a guy who wasn't supposed to be a hero, but somehow he slipped through the cracks and everyone was like..ok"
Tailman laughs
Number 16 pro hero Earphone Jack*
" Earphone Jack?? Imma..imma..is that a word?? imma be wondering why that girl got no titties"?
" They're here dont worry", she assured confidently.
Number 17 pro hero Grape Juice*
" Grape Juice looks like he tried to suck his own dick a few times"
" That's fair", he admitted
Number 18 pro hero Cant stop Twinkling*
" Cant stop Twinkling has the face of a guy who would request Gandam style at a wedding where he knows neither the bride or groom"
Cant stop Twinkling gives his creepy face.
* Number 19 pro hero Anima*
" Anima is so ugly bruh, look like a face you put on a totem pole bruh, looking like a tiki mask bruh.."
Anima give a sad face, audience awws
Number 20 pro hero Invisible girl*
" I bet Insivible girl gives really unenthusiastic hand jobs"..
" How do they know"!? she feigned sarcastically.
Cuts back to host and applauding audience*
Alright folks and that concludes today's segment of Heroes read mean tweets join us again next time!!
Authors Note: Soo I had this idea randomly watch celebrities read mean tweets on the Jimmy Kimmel show and thought this would be fun. please review and tell me what u think.