Disclaimer: i do not own my hero academia or buzzfeeds celebs read thirst tweets
Camera cuts to pro heroes Creati and Shoto
"Hi im Creati"!
" Im Shoto"
"And welcome to Heroes read thirst tweets" both say in unison.
" Im not gonna lie im a bit nervous" Creati admits.
" Yeah i have a feeling its gonna be bad" Shoto replied.
Creati inhales nervously, "ok here we go".
Heroes read thirst tweets
" so im going to read yours Shoto and you read mine right"?
" Yeah"
" Ok first one... Creati began..
" I just remembered how good looking pro hero Shoto was and i think i need to lie down".
" well that was was kinda sweet", Creati laughed.
" I umm..uh.. thanks i guess" Shoto blushed nervously.
Creati rustles through the papers and pulls out another one. " Ok next one..
" I just know Shoto taste like strawberry swirl ice cream..i just know it.
Creati just looks at the camera with a slight blush..then she looks over at Shoto.
Shoto blushed furiously and stuttered out.. " I uh.. im not sure how i taste but i doubt its like ice cream".
Creati laughed again, " maybe its because of your hair"
He chuckled , Yeah i see that".
"You ready for the next one Shoto"
"As ready as ill ever be", he chuckled.
Creati shuffled through more paper in the large mug and pulled out a long strip of paper.
"Shoto please... uhh oh my god! im not reading that out loud " Creati flipped out and her face turned beet red.
"Is it that bad.." Shoto asked nervously
she nodded while covering her flushed face with her hands.
"you have to read it". Said the producer behind the camera.
"Uuuughh ..ok here goes again
Shoto please...Creati inhaled deeply.. please use my face as your trampoline.
The camera zooms in on Shoto.
" Umm im not really sure what that means.. but im assuming its in some way sexual"?
Creati slowly leaned in and whispered awhile in his ear to explain.
Shoto's eyes grew wide and round.
" Oh.. wow uhh im gonna have to say hard pass but uhh thanks for thinking of me i guess...he said as his voice cracked a bit.
Creati bursted out laughing.
"Alright back to business" Creati said enthusiastically.
" Oh joy.." Shoto said sarcastically, causing Creati to giggle.
"Shoto can break my back like a glowstick"
" Omg" Creati hysterically started laughing and almost falling out of her chair.
Shoto just smiled and shook his head " Alright Creati laugh now but remember your turn is coming up"
Creati opens a new paper and bursts out laughing again, oh my gods i cant breathe... she inhales sharply and regains her composure after a few seconds.
still slightly giggling she reads it
" My ideal weight is pro hero Shoto on top of me".
" Wow people are forward on the internet...man my mom is gonna see this" said smiling with his hands cradling his head in shame.
"Next one"!
Creati clears her throat.
"Shoto and orgasm belong under the same term to in the dictionary"
"Ummmm".. Creati drawls
" Does that mean i can put my picture right next to the word" he jokes just going with it now.
" i guess so" she laughs
" ok another one", says loudly pulling out another paper.
" I want the Japanese government to make it 100 % illegal for the hero Shoto to wear a shirt, he has to be shirtless 24/7..i think japan would thank me.
" I mean honestly its not like you even need a shirt you have great temperature regulations because of your quirk" She teased.
" Well i only wear one because there is a law preventing me from keeping it off at all times, he joked dryly.
"Ok on to the next one"
"Geez how many are there"
" Were almost done"
" Pro hero Shoto's ass is a gift from the gods"
" Thanks i do a lot of squats".
" You do like your squats"
" Did i already mention that i want Pro hero Shoto inside me..because i want Shoto inside me"
"wow... Creati you said that out loud..on camera"
" I did..i really did, didn't I.."
"Ok last one..Finally"
" Oh thank the gods" Shoto exasperated.
" Dear pro hero Shoto.. i want to swallow your children..
"Okay.. um that uh...wow.. im gonna leave that one alone" Creati said clearly uncomfortable.
" Can you please bash me in the skull so i can forget you just read that"..
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"Okay so that was excruciatingly uncomfortable but now its my turn to read Creati's tweets.
"Oh dear.."
Shoto reaches his hand deep into the mug and grabs a piece of paper.
" I would sell my gallbladder, a kidney, and half a lung to watch Creati slurp ramen through a pair of binoculars.
" Whaaaat"
" He doesn't even wanna be next to you..he wants to be like sniper distance"
" Should i be worried".
" You do have stalker ish fans Creati..you always have".
" Id argue and say that Creati is one of the most beautiful creatures alive".
"Aww that's so sweet..thank you whoever you are".
" That one was very kind..i didn't get one that nice"
"Aww im sure many people think that about you too"
Shoto smiles big and blushes a bit, while rummaging through the mug again.
" If Creati's lips ever touched mine i swear I'd have a heart attack"
" I don't think that would happen, i think you'd be fine"
Shoto chuckled softly.
" Ok.. the next one says...oh..
" What"! Creati said worriedly.
Shoto inhales deeply, " I apologize in advance for this Creati".
" Creati..please sit on my face".
" Oh wow.. t-that's, very forward.. umm im gonna have to say no".
" Man i hope these don't get any worse"
" If i ever had to choose how id die, suffocating In-between Creati's thick, curvaceous, silky thighs is how i wanna go out"
" Well that's..vivid.." Shoto grunted.
" I dont know how i feel about that one".
" Yeah moving on"..
" Creati: exists"
"My sexuality: Im in danger
" Oh its a girl that wrote this.. i get it" Shoto realized.
" Oh i actually take that as the highest compliment..thank you miss".
" Alright next one"
" I think if i ever met Creati in real life I'd lose all feelings in my legs and pass out"
" oh i hope not..but if you did I'd catch you..wouldn't want you to hurt yourself"
" Yeah Creati wouldn't let you fall, she's way too caring for that".
Shoto grasped another paper slip and opened it
" A friend of mine just called Creati's cleavage " the valley of the gods" and truer words have never been spoken"
"Uhh..ok" Shoto said softly.
" Umm thanks i guess".
" Dear Creati im not sure if i wanna BE you or be ON you- sincerely a confused gay man
" Oh wow"..
"Seems like you tend to confuse people"
" I guess so..i apologize for the confusion".
Shoto chortled, i cant be helped.
" If i had Creati's face and body I'd be unstoppable"
" Aww how sweet".
" Well unfortunately, if she wants to be like you she also needs your, drive, compassion, battle capability and intelligence to get on your level and be unstoppable"
Creati flushed deeply.." thank you Shoto".
"Well that's the last one"
wait you have one more for both of you, mentioned the producer in the background.
Both Creati and Shoto's eyes went wide.
They grabbed the piece of paper and looked at it
Creati read it out loud.
" I want Creati and Shouto to Eiffel Tower me"
"uh im not sure what that is"
"me either"
the producer behind the screen quickly explained.
both Hereos faces turned fire red " Oh"..
" W-well this has been hereos read thirst tweets", Creati waved awkwardly along with Shoto.