A/N: Blah blah it's been yonks since I've used this site, let alone try to rewrite a fanfic I've rewritten before.
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto
"GOOD MORNING KONOHA!" a brash voice startled the young blonde woman who had been intently listening, her dainty pale hands reaching for the earphones in her ears "Today's weather forecast is to be Sunny, with a touch of light after winds. Temperature is set to be high, making this a perfect day to visit the new Kiwi Enclosure at the Zoo! You're listening to Konoha FM-"
Ino's light teal eyes were drawn to her friends sitting around her in the homeroom. The flooring was old and worn, a hospital white with small grey flecks and the walls in the open and light classroom were an even more grey dull, the only thing seeming to make this room not seem like a Jail cell was the...Unique personalities and the countless posters that plastered the grey carpeted walls in the large classroom.
The desks were even more raggedy, picked at and over all trash. No one bothered to hide the graffiti they afflicted on the desks. Don't even get Ino started on the Chairs, all of her squats were going to flatten her efforts for the ideal summer body she wanted. She wasn't the only person who hated these chairs, of course the biggest hatred for these chairs came from none other than the young woman walking into the room right now.
Ino always envied how Hinata's skin was so milky and porcelain and her hair was dark, which seemed to accentuate her best friend's birthday. Her shy friend walked into class, her Uniform prim and proper, nothing less from the Heiress to the Hyuga Company. Her long inky dark blue hair seemed to shimmer in the morning light and caressed the figure she tried to hide from the world. Hinata wasn't as slim as Sakura or Ino, but by the Gods did Hinata wobble in the right places.
Hinata's plump lips spread into a shy smile as she waved to the girlies at Ino's table. Taking her earphones out, Ino returned the smile. The platinum blonde couldn't help but notice that dark eyes were also watching Hinata joyously walk over to her friends, though, Ino dared not to call out arguably one of the coolest people in the class.
"Mornin' Hina" It was Temari who spoke up, you'd think a tomboy like Temari would hate hanging out with Girls like Ino, but it was their differences that attracted them to each other, everyone at the girlies table; each of them had strength unique to them.
"G-Good morning Tema-chan" Hinata responds with an eye closed smile, which seemed to strike the sandy blonde right in her heart as she winces, holding her heart as she swoons over Hinata.
"You're too pure for this world" Temari groans as she lays her head on her school desk.
"Did you see forehead on your way in?" Ino asks curiously as Hinata takes her seat out and sitting down, brows furrowed towards the chairs, what did Ino say?
Hinata hated those chairs.
"No" Hinata sighs as she sits down and pulling herself into her desk next to Ino, Temari finally picking herself up and leaning back on her chair, only two of the chair legs were on the ground as she opened the Window behind her "Thanks Tema"
"Yeah I'm getting hot just sitting here, do you want the other Window opened Ino?" Temari asks as Ino shakes her head.
"I'm fine thanks" Ino sighs as she reaches for her bag and shoving her phone in with her earphones "Sakura is never late and Orochimaru-sensei is supposed to be here soon"
"Her street is blocked off again. Something about some serial Flasher and a woman" Hinata explains as she tucks hair behind her ears as she pulls her books out and plants them on the desk.
"Well, I wanted to talk to her about the party tonight" Ino sighs as she purses her lips, her eyes casted to the door as that slimy snake fuck walks in "Orochinchin-sensei is here"
"Did you hear what other teachers were saying about him?" Temari asks as her friends shake their heads "Rumour has it, Lady Tsunade caught him with pictures of Sasuke, the guys a perv, how on earth does the School still keep him on as the Science Teacher"
All three of the girls leaned forward to look at the front of the Class. That pasty snake man was getting ready for attendance. The only thing that could interrupt their intense gaze on Orochimaru was a pink sports bag being launched from the Window behind Temari and smacking her in the back of the head as she grunts.
Hinata watched in pure horror as a hand gripped the window sill and a mop of messy pink hair popped up, green eyes were wide as another hand came up from the outside, waving around manically.
"Help me!" Sakura chokes out as Temari turns in her seat, a grin going from ear to ear.
"Long live the King-" Temari hisses as she grabs Sakura's hands and begins pulling the sweating girl in "Sike. Get in here loser"
Pulling Sakura in, they heard Orochimaru clear his throat as all four of them freeze. Sakura halfway in the window and Temari yanking on her inside.
"Don't move, he can sense fear" Temari whispers as she glances down at Sakura, but to be perfectly honest, how could Orochimaru not have seen the kerfuffle going on in the back of the class.
"What is he? A dinosaur?" Sakura says with a scoff and pulling the rest of herself into the class "Plus he can't see without his glasses"
Conveniently for them, he had yet to put them on as he grabs the glasses from his desk and pulls them onto his face, by this time Sakura was sitting at her desk like nothing had happened. A tense smile on the blossoming young woman who didn't dare to look her now able seeing teacher in the face. Clearing his throat, the girls relaxed a little as the class began.
The girls spoke quietly as they did their work. The seating plan had Ino and Hinata next to each other, facing the Window and Temari facing Hinata and Sakura facing Ino, a perfect dynamic.
"I'm so not impressed with you and your Lion King impression" Sakura pouts as she lightly nudges Temari who simply gave her a shit eating grin.
"Yeah? Well I found it funny" Temari says as she chuckles.
"Ino back me up, it wasn't funny" Sakura says as she folds her arms and holds her head high, her once messy hair was now combed and restored to its former glory, Sakura took great pride in her hair, it always smelled nice and was always looking like it was straight out of a Magazine.
"Wasn't funny" Ino says with a cheeky smile as Temari rolls her eyes, tossing her blonde high ponytail over her shoulder, Ino clicked her pen.
"I thought it was a little funny" Hinata whispers, not looking up from her work, but Temari could see the smile and faint blush on her friend's face.
"Actually, Ladies" Ino says as she leans over her desk and takes Temari's eraser "I had a one last request for the seniors party this weekend"
"If we're uninviting Naruto, I second that" Sakura says as she gets back to work.
"First of all, no" Ino says as she looks over her shoulder, she could see the boys who were goofing around "And no. I actually...Well. Girlies, I'm just going to say it"
All of the girls leaned in close as Ino wet her lips, ready to inform them of the greatest news about the Party happening this Friday afternoon.
"I managed at the last minute to get a bouncy house!" Ino announces as Hinata claps her hands together, Sakura and Temari fist bumping "I know right! They had a cancellation last minute and they called me on my way out this morning, it'll be set up when I get home if you guys wanna come watch"
"Oh I have to grab the Brownies I made that are cooling and I also need to help Hanabi with homework, but I'll be there at four so we can get ready together" Hinata says softy, Sakura nodded like an enthusiastic child as Temari purses her lips in thought.
"My brother is supposed to be visiting Kankuro this afternoon" Temari says "I'll be there though, we can walk over together"
"Right!" Ino says excitedly as she closes her eyes "This Seniors party is going to be wicked!"
~+Line Break+~
Naruto was getting a little annoyed as he sighs, rubbing his face as Sai holds a Video Camera quite literally in front of Naruto's face, the dark and empty eyes behind the Camera gazed deeply into Naruto's own eyes. Apparently Sai had an assignment for his extensive media studies which included weekend homework involving that he film his weekend and format it as a Documentary and present it on the following Monday, even Kiba, Shika, Choji and Shino, found it a bit odd.
"Sai please stop filming us" Naruto drawls as his pale friend once again over steps the lines.
"It's a little creepy" Shino says as he adjusts his glasses "And that means something coming from me"
"A little?" Kiba barks as he loosens his tie "It's hella creepy"
"You sleep in the same bed as your dog" Sai blandly says back as Kiba goes to argue back.
"He got you there Kiba" Shika teases as he rubs his top lip.
"Shut the fuck up Shikamaru, you have a crush on someone purely because you want her thighs to pop your head like a watermelon" Kiba growls back as he shoves Shika, who simply smiled back.
"I'm a man of culture, you can't blame me" Shikamaru admits as they approach the school doors, all of them watching Ino, Sakura and Temari waving Hinata off "You guys going to Ino's party tonight?"
"Of course" Naruto cheers "What could go wrong?"
~+Line Break+~
"GOOD MORNING KONOHA!" a brash voice startled the young blonde woman who had been asleep as she jerked awake, every single muscle in Ino's body ached as she tried to open her eyes, she could feel the morning warmth on her eyes as she pushed herself to sit up "Right before we get into the news and the weather, we just want to put a disclaimer out there! If you aren't aware of the party that happened-"
Ino grumbled as she felt the grass under her hand as she shook her body. It felt like a pile of bricks had slept on her last night. She couldn't focus on anything as she covered her eyes with her hand as she opened them finally.
Sakura who had been laying on the park table above Ino was pushed awake by Ino who was blindly looking for the Radio sitting atop the table. Her head felt cold as she rubbed it, her hands numb as she did so. Something felt a little off as she sat up, wiping the drool from her face and looking down at a sleepy Ino who suddenly scrambled up and ran to a nearby trash can and upchucking whatever she had consumed, the morning summer sun peaking over the mountains.
"You okay?" Sakura asks as she smells her own breath, disgusted as she turned away "Ew, I need a mint"
Ino turned as her hand went over her mouth and pointed at Sakura's head, the pink haired girl looked confused as her hands went up to her head once more, she was more awake now.
Sakura's eyes were wide as she touched the top of her left side of her head.
"M...MY HAIR!" Sakura screams as she feels the left shaved side of her precious hair as she freaks out.
"AAAAAAAAA" another frightened scream came from under the table, under the actual table which was followed by a loud THWACK! "OWWWW!"
"Ten Ten?" Ino was confused as all hell as Ten Ten crawled out from under there, her legs kicking Temari who was asleep on the opposite side of Sakura who jolted awake "What are you doing here?"
Ino was wearing a teal cocktail dress which showed off her long legs which she used to walk over to help Ten Ten up, she looked like she had seen better days, the Radio still blaring in the background. Sakura was still wearing her large pink jacket with pink fluff lining the hoody edges and the bottom of it, wearing a pink crop top with Hello Kitty printed on it and what looked like her black PE shorts, she was up now and pulling her hood up.
Temari now more alert and aware was losing her mind over her good friend missing chunks of her hair and getting ready to roast the fuck out of her bubblegum friend. Standing up, she felt a bit off, her combat boots were still tightly snug around her feet and her own black denim shorts and a black shirt with a band she didn't like but didn't hate on it. Rubbing her hands, she stood atop the table, as she went to use her left hand to strike and roast.
The handshake motion stopped as she pointed at Sakura with her left hand. The girlies went silent as they all stared at Temari who was in shock.
"How do you not realise you're missing a finger?" Sakura asks confused.
"MY WEDDING FINGER IS MISSING! WHAT THE FUC-" Temari screams, the girlies losing their minds yet again as Ino catches on to the Radio.
"ShhhSSHSHSHSshhhUSSH" Ino says as she rushes over to turn it up.
"We're here with our first caller! Rock Lee I believe you have some information on the party that was thrown last night that will shake the community!" the Radio host announces as there was a slight click and a pause.
"Hey I am Rock Lee and I just want to say, Ino I don't know how you did it! But that Lion you set loose was seriously awesome!" an energetic voice shouts as the girls turn to face the Radio.
"Next Caller, what crazy thing did you see or experience at that party last night?!"
"Hey. I'm Suigestu and whether or not you believe me or not, but I saw that girl shoot down that fucking Helicopter last night!" the next caller announces as Ino feels the world squeezing around her, why can't she remember anything.
"You heard it here folks! The party of the century!" the announcer says "Last night in our own very quiet city, a Party being referred to as Title Unknown 3.0 has been reported to have had live Lions roaming the streets, a Tank being stolen and driven through that neighbourhood, a freak fire tornado, A FREAKING HELICOPTER WAS SHOT DOWN AND THE BEST PART! They even kidnapped the Mayor of the city! Tune in for more after these sick beats! You're listening to Konoha FM!"
All eyes were on Ino as she tries to remember.
"Just what happened and where is Hinata?"