Disclaimer; I do not own Naruto, just the plot and Jeff the Potato
"Naruto!" a voice shouts as Naruto jolts awake.
"I don't like sugar plums... huh?" Naruto asks as he see's Gaara standing over him.
"Naruto" he says as they stand up.
"Gaara... woah, why are we in a tree?" Naruto asks.
"I just came up here because I thought you would know" Gaara says as Naruto shakes his head to see a red strand fall from his head.
"Gaara, what colour is my hair?" Naruto asks nervously.
"Red" Gaara states.
"What the hell? I need a mirror" He shouts as the branch starts to crack.
*LineBreakLine*
Dusting himself off, both Gaara and Naruto look around, things were smouldering. They had no clue what had happened. After walking for a while down the street, they spot Kiba stumbling around muttering random words.
"Kiba!" Naruto says as Kiba looks at the now red haired whiskered boy.
"Naruto, how are you still walking?" Kiba asks as Naruto looks at Gaara "Man, Gaara. That was intense shit last night... You cut your sister finger clean off as she laughed"
"I what?" Gaara sputters as a van screeches behind them and grabs Gaara before driving off again "Guh"
"Oh, they got him" Kiba says casually as he eats another brownie.
"Who Kiba? Who got Gaara?" Naruto asks.
"Don't you remember?" Kiba ask as Naruto blinks "The Mafia"
*LineBreakLine*
Ino stopped at the hospital to drop off Temari. The nurses were super busy as they saw police officers. Sakura had a sinking feeling. Ten Ten however pulled out a huge diamond from her pocket as she shoves it back in as she looks to see if anyone saw.
"What happened?" Ino asks a one of the Police officers.
"A party that got out of control" he says as his spikey gray hair points to his friend rocking back and forth "My partner here, encountered to much Youth and also a grenade"
"A grenade?" Ten Ten Sputters.
"A party of 5,000. We had to retreat, especially after they shot down the Helicopter" he continues.
"We what?" Ino coughs "Excuse us, our friend is going through"
"I have to stay. Just find out what happened and find Hinata" Temari says as they all nod.
"Let's go and find out, why Sakura is half bald, who I'm married to and Ten Ten... why you have a huge rock in your pocket" Ino says filled with determination.
*LineBreakLine*
The whole neighbourhood was either still smouldering as it was roaming with reporters and police. They saw a Zoo Staff shoot a Tiger with a dart as they put it in a cage. Ino was starting to get really worried as she couldn't remember a thing. The two other girls looked at the carnage as the sneak in through the back. The car was in the pool, there was a car through the top of her roof. Her house was ruined. However they did find one more person to help. Shikamaru was using cake as a pillow. Nudging him awake, he snarls.
"Wat?" he asks as they flinch "Ino? Why are you here? I thought you were looking for Naruto" Shikamaru says "Or did you change your mind? Do you want a divorce?"
"Shika, you're not making sense" Ino says.
"We got married last night" he says as he rubs cake in his hair not caring about the blue icing.
"I'm married to you?" Ino asks "And why would I be looking for Naruto?"
"Yes, Jiraiya married us last night and you said 'if I am to come looking for something find Naruto" Shikamaru says as he rolls over as the girls spit.
"Shikamaru... do you realise you have a moustache? Here I'll wipe it off" Ino says as she bends down only to find it a tattoo "Oh. Okay. It's a Tattoo"
''Troublesome woman" he murmurs as he goes back to sleep.
"How are we going to find Naruto?" Ten Ten asks "He could be anywhere-"
''Come on every pony,
Smile Smile Smile
Fill my heart with sunshine, sunshine~''
"^-^"
"That's Hinata's phone" Sakura says as the get closer to the source.
"Over hear" Sakura says as she pulls it out of the vibrating rubble "Hello?"
"I'm looking for Hinata" the person says.
"Who are you?" Ino asks as the voice scoffs.
"Just put her on, I know she's with you"
"Actually she isn't" Ten Ten says.
"Oh. It's Sasuke" he says as it goes quiet "Look, if you see her tell her I'm looking for her"
"Wait! What happened last night?" Ino rushes as Sasuke laughs.
"Find Naruto and you'll know" he says as the dial tone drones on.
"Ino, I'm really sorry about your house" Sakura says as they bump into a hooded a figure who mumbles an apology.
"So we find Naruto... how hard can that be to find a blonde who could literally be anywhere?" Sakura sarcastically adds "And do we have any hats?"
"Here, use this hat" Ten Ten says as she picks up a random hat on the ground and putting it on the girls almost bald head.
"^-^"
"Thanks... Wait! Look Naruto!" Sakura shouts as they spot the whiskered boy "Red hair?"
"S-Sakura!" Naruto shouts.
"I guess Lady Luck smiles on us" Ino says as they cross the road and hug the red haired boy.
"Naruto, everyone says you know what happened last night" Sakura says as they sit at the park bench as they see the same hooded figure on the swings singing some random song.
"I can't remember a thing. I met up with Gaara and Kiba, Gaara got abducted by the Mafia and I don't know why my hair is red" Naruto sighs.
"Naruto who else was at the party? We should find them" Sakura says as Naruto takes the cap off and starts laughing hysterically.
"Oh, you got half of your head shaved, literally" he laughs as Sakura hits him "Ow, ow I'm sorry"
"Names Naruto!" Ino shouts as the red head tries to think.
"Kiba, Gaara, Shikamaru, Chouji, Rock Lee, Neji, Sasuke turned up as well and... who else, I think Sai! Sai! We need to find Sai! He recorded the whole night! For his project. I think I remember him saying at one point he uses the computers at school on a Saturday, the teachers don't mind" Naruto says as he gets excited "Man that party got out of hand"
"^-^"
Ino rushed everyone upstairs as they discussed what was going on downstairs. Suddenly the numbers started to rise. Ino brushed a stray blonde hair as Sakura and Hinata sit on the floor.
"This party is getting out of hand" Ino says "We need to shut it down before the police arrive"
"Lady Ino, police have been spotted coming towards the establishment, do you want us to intervene?" Moegi says as she hangs from outside the window.
"Firstly don't fall and secondly tell everyone to get around the back" Ino says as she races down the stairs.
"Everyone, we need to be quiet if we want this party to be quiet. Someone nagged on us" Ino shouts as the crowd nods "Everyone cram together"
"^-^"
"I remember something, someone called the police on us so I told everyone to be quiet" Ino says as she catches up with Sakura who was shaking. Ino goes wide eye.
"N-Neji wasn't in the Zoo..." Ten Ten says.
"Planet of the Apes" Naruto says "We went to the Zoo because we wanted to see planet of the apes. About 100 of us, set the animals free"
"That explains the tiger" Sakura says "So will Sai be in there?"
"He could be" Naruto says.
"Let's not risk it... is there anywhere else he might be?" Ten Ten says.
"No. I don't know where he lives" Naruto says as they all look down cast.
"Let's go and get some food" Ino says "I'm so hungry and it's like lunch time"
"Yes"
"^-^"
As the pair were entering the mall, they saw a Helicopter stuck in the roof. Ino swallowed as she walked up to an officer as he eyes her. Wasn't she the blonde who the police were looking for?
"Ma'am please don't come any closer" he says as the blonde points at the Helicopter.
"What happened to the Helicopter?" she asks as he blinks.
"Some kids had a nerf gun, perfect shot. It Jammed the propeller. Both pilots and news cast are okay" he says as she squints at him.
"You look familiar" she says as he looks at her friends.
"Ten Ten?" he asks as she looks up.
"Hai?" the unspecting girl answers.
"Stop where you are" he says as he pulls out cuffs and walks towards the girl "You are under arrest for theft of a Diamond"
"Woooooooo!" Somebody screams as the Helicopter's head lights turn on "I'm a pilot!"
"Requesting back up Immediately! We have a person in the Helicopter..."
"Isn't that Hinata?" Naruto asks as they look closer.
She climbed on the roof as she pulled out the Nerf gun bullet and loaded it into the Nerf Gun in her pocket as she fires one at the Police Officer.
"Get out of the Helicopter! NOW! This is Officer Yamato! I am requesting back up!" Yamato shouts into his walkie talkie as Hinata somehow manages to get the Helicopter running and starts to escape.
"Ten Ten, run!" Ino shouts as Yamato goes to fire his tazser as a Nerf Bullet hits him in the head as it he tazers an old man who spills his drink.
"Tazuna-san!" a small boy shouts as Yamato screams out of anger.
"Addios Dickweed" Hinata laughs.