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This is not canon-complacent with Kingsman 2, but Statesman will show up eventually ?

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"You need to let me go…" Harry tried to reason with the young woman, who had entered the room with some food and water for him, "… you don't understand what Teddy's actions could mean for the rest of the world!"

"And I don't really care…. What's the world ever done for us?"

…..

"So many countries, so few missiles…" Poppy mused as she stared at the computer screens, "… I cannot thank you enough for bringing all this to me my little Teddy Bear."

Teddy sneered at the nickname… only Ronnie was allowed to call him that…. He was the only one who Teddy wouldn't dare knife for it.

Mind you, the two robotic dogs that were circling him were a pretty effective deterrent from going after this bitch as well.

"Don't mention it…" he stated dryly, eyes focused on the dogs, "… Any chance I can just take my payment and leave?"

"Without seeing the beauty of my little plan?!" Poppy smirked, "I won't hear of it…. Are we all locked on the new coordinates?"

Her assistants, who were all looking a little bit pale, nodded.

"All targets have been successfully located Miss Poppy."

"Excellent… fire!"

…..

"Treville!"

Agents Athos, Agent Aramis and Agent Porthos raced into the room as alarms blared all around the compound.

"Treville, what's happening?!"

Agent Treville was already on his feet, moving to push the men out of the door. "We've been targeted! Evacuation procedures, now!"

…

"Agent Praying Mantis! What is going on?"

The Agent in question, span around mid-run, eyes wide in panic as he stared at Agent Tiger. "We have been targeted! We need to evacuate!"

….

All around the world, it was the same story.

In Greece, Agent Zeus was bellowing at his agents, even resorting to throwing things at people in order to get them to move a little faster.

In Italy, Agent Linguine and the other pasta types were driving away from their headquarters and homes.

Merlin and Eggsy were forcing as many people out as they could, and the same was happening in America.

Agents from all over the world running away from the only place they ever really considered safe.

…

"ETA ten minutes…" one of the assistants stated as they watched the screens, and the tiny red dots that moved over the blue of the oceans

Teddy could only watch in alarm…. One of those red dots was heading straight for his brother…. Now don't get him wrong, he seriously hated his brother at this moment… but he wanted to take revenge on his twin personally, not have some missile take care of it for him.

What was it that Ronnie always used to say… oh, yeah, always have a gun on ya (he preferred knives, but when Ronnie started bar fights all the time, guns did come in handy).

Swiftly, and before anyone could even think about reacting, Teddy removed the small, but powerful gun from its holster and fired two shot, each one into the heads of the vicious, robotic dogs. Then, as Poppy turned around, he leapt forwards and slammed the giant red button that was on the console.

If movies had taught him anything, it was that he should always go for the red button.

…

"Did that thing just explode?" Agent Tequila asked in shock, staring up at the smoke up above and the debris that was falling back down to the ground, "But, it didn't even- "

"- Don't question our good luck kid." Champagne muttered, placing a hand on the younger man's shoulder, before turning his attention to Ginger Ale, "Contact Kingsman. We need to know if we're the only ones who were this lucky."

…

"What the absolute, bloody fuck is going on?!" Merlin cursed furiously, examining the remains of the missile, it having exploded long before hitting the Kingsman Headquarters, "What the fuck- "

"- Either this was a show of intimidation, or someone had a change of heart." Roxie swiftly interrupted before Merlin could become too irate. "Or this had nothing to do with Edward at all and we've got yet another problem on our hands."

There was a brief of silence, before Eggsy spoke up. "Wow Roxie… you are just a pillar of sunshine today."

She just shrugged, as Eggsy continued. "I know this is probably a crazy idea…. But if we assume that this is all down to Teddy… then maybe whoever he went to is known to the Krays. They might be able to help."

"No way…." Merlin protested, "… what if they're involved in it! We could be walking right into a trap!"

"I don't think so!" Eggy shook his head, "Ronnie isn't faking his memory problems, I know that and Reggie wouldn't hesitate to bring Teddy in if he knew where he was, because he wants to help his brother."

Merlin and Roxie still looked unsure, prompting Eggsy to continue.

"Look… we don't have to tell them everything. All we have to do is ask if they have any information about other gangs in England or anywhere else in the world! Maybe there's someone who they wouldn't even work with?"

"Someone who the Krays' wouldn't work with?" Merlin shook his head, "The only people they don't work with are the police."

….

"Poppy Adams."

Merlin looked like he was in shock as he stared at Reggie's back, "I beg your pardon?"

Turning around Reggie repeated himself, "Poppy Adams. Criminal drug-lord who has her own… theme park somewhere in Columbia. I know it might surprise you… but I don't deal with drug-lords, especially not psycho's like her."

"Psycho?"

Reggie almost looked uncomfortable, which gave the Kingsman agents cause to be alarmed.

Who was this Poppy, that she scared the Kray twins?

"There are rumours…" Reggie began carefully, "… rumours that anyone who crosses her ends up as lunch."

Eggsy already felt like he was going to be sick, "Lunch, like she- "

"- She eats them. Makes their flesh into burgers and eats them." Reggie shook his head, "She always follows through on her threats, far too volatile for my tastes."

As someone who had a brother like Ronald Kray, this was a strange comment.

"Teddy is a spoiled brat, I've always known that…" Reggie continued, "…. But he's a smart brat. If he did go to Poppy, he's too angry to think and if he's too angry to think, then Poppy won't keep him alive for much longer."

As Eggsy, Merlin and Roxie glanced at each other, they failed to notice the figure standing in the doorway, a dark look flashing cross their face.

…

He couldn't remember this so-called 'Teddy'… not fully anyway.

But something in him didn't want the kid to die.

Almost sulkily, Ronnie moved away from the door and headed back over to the bedside table, where his brother had given him a number of different photos, hoping to jog his memory.

Sitting on the bed, Ronnie grabbed the photo on top of the pile, and stared at it for a few moments.

It seemed like a rather old photo… he himself was a lot younger, his arm on his brother's shoulder as the twins smirked at the camera. In the middle, was an even younger boy, barely into his teens. A tooth was missing and the beginnings of a black eye were forming.

He vaguely remembered the story behind it…. Reggie told him that Teddy would often do odd jobs for them as a young teen, delivering packages and things like that.

When he got older, he moved up in the gang and when he was old enough Ronnie offered him… a unique deal.

Even in this photo, Ronnie could see the naughty gleam in the boys' eyes.

"What are you doing brat?" he asked himself, "Where are you and what are you doing?"

…

"Fuck, shit, bollocks." Teddy swore violently, scowling at the floor…. He was lucky really…. Poppy could have shoved him through the meat grinder before he even had a chance to protest.

Instead he was trapped in this cell, destined for a more serious punishment.

She was going to make an example out of him.