Inspiration: "The Confession" by Tomska
Chapter 6
We open to Izuku standing in a hallway beside a young bespectacled woman with bright blue eyes. Her hair appeared to be white with multiple strange red streaks across different points.
She then turned to Izuku with a gentle smile. "You ready for this?"
"Not really." He replied rather bluntly.
"It'll be fine." She gave Izuku a quick peck on the cheek before grabbing his arm and dragging him off to the other room.
Uraraka's eye twitched at seeing this unknown woman kissing Deku. Something about this just didn't sit right with her, and she wasn't sure why.
Everyone else was more focused on who this mysterious woman was. One however knew at an instant who this was.
"Fuyumi?" Todoroki said aloud, confusion laced in his voice. What was she doing there?
Hearing him, Yaoyorozu looks to Todoroki, hoping to get clearance on the mystery woman's identity. "You know this lady Todoroki?"
Todoroki merely nodded, his eyes not leaving the screen. "That's my sister, Fuyumi."
Everyone's eyes widen at the statement, completely shocked at revelation. Looking between the two however, there definitely was an uncanny resemblance.
Mineta had his eyes locked onto Fuyumi's curves, despite them not being as defined as even some of his classmates. She still had an allure to her that attracted his attention. "Wait a second, Midoriya is actually that hot ba-"
"Finish that sentence and I will freeze your balls." Todoroki interrupted Mineta, immediately shutting him up.
The two arrive into the bedroom of Shoto Todoroki, who was casually reading a book until he saw them.
Fuyumi decides to start everything off, thinking that it was best to just get it over and done with. "Shoto, we have something to tell you-"
"BLAGHH!"
Interrupting her confession, Izuku suddenly vomited out of nowhere. She turns to him, annoyance clear on her face while he clears his throat.
We cut to see Izuku and Fuyumi outside the room again, Izuku wiping some left over vomit off his face.
"I think that went well!" He said confidently.
"You threw up and we both left."
"That's all in the past."
"It was literally 30 seconds ago."
"That's a matter of opinion."
"No it isn't. Let's try again."
The class laughed at the nervous antics of Midoriya attempting to let Todoroki know he and his sister were dating. For someone like Midoriya, it was pretty clear that he would be nowhere near ready for a situation like this, ever.
"Shoto, we have something to tell you." She started as soon as they entered the room, hoping to get it done fast. Unfortunately, Izuku had different plans, as he poured the contents of a bottle into a towel. Putting it to his face, he suddenly collapses onto the ground, unconscious.
This resulted in near silence around the room, as no one had expected Izuku to go this far to avoid telling Shoto he was dating his sister. One did manage to find words to say however, and that was Kirishima.
"... Did he just use chloroform on himself?"
We once again cut back to the hallway, Fuyumi looking more disappointed than anything, while Izuku looked lost in thought.
"I chloroformed myself didn't I?"
"Yeah, you did."
"Yeah..." Izuku drifted off before lifting up the towel and bottle of chloroform, raising it to his face to knocked himself out again. Fuyumi caught this however and smacked it right out of his hands.
"Don't do it again!"
"I can definitely understand him here." Said, surprisingly, by Aizawa. "Chlorophorm is a good way to get out of a situation while also getting some sleep. I've used it on myself on occasion."
"Look, you take the lead this time." She said, gaining a confident nod from Izuku.
Right as they walked in, Izuku got started on telling Shoto their little secret.
"Hagaba, blamah mmhh!"
Only for him to nonsensically ramble on so no one understood a single word he said.
Uraraka couldn't help but giggle at Deku's attempt to confess, seeing it as something her Deku would totally do. Unfortunately, that thought caused her to blush as she focused on how she shought about him as her Deku.
"You see the thing is, Fuyumi and I - I'll just kill him." Izuku suddenly pulled out a gun, ready to shoot Todoroki, until Fuyumi came in and did her best to pull the gun away from him.
"Hey!"
"Let me kill him!"
"NO!"
"LET ME SHOOT HIM IN THE FACE!"
This made Yaoyorozu a little nervous about this Midoriya's mindset. "He's... not serious is he?"
On their next attempt, Izuku once again tries to convey what they were hiding. "Mom! Dad! I'm gay!"
"Wrong!... I hope." Fuyumi shouted in anger, mumbling the last part.
Nearly everyone let out a laugh at this, so far enjoying the skit.
We see the two tussling with the gun again, Izuku refusing to let go of it. "IF I SHOOT HIM, WE CAN MAKE OUT! THIS COULD BE SO EASY!"
On another attempt, things seem to be going alright. Until Fuyumi notices that Izuku was a lot shorter than normal.
"When two people spend a lot of time together-"
"Where are your legs?!"
"Ich habe Sex mit deiner Schwester." Izuku said, failing again by speaking in an entirely different language.
"Nein!"
"The hell does that mean?" All Might wondered out loud.
Nezu, being the intelligible bear, dog, rat thing he was, decided to chime in. "I believe that that was German for, *ahem* 'I have sex with your sister'."
"Well that is... rather blunt."
"Todoroki-" Before he could finish, he was interrupted by a bright light at the other end of the room. Out of the light steps out a second Izuku, this one sporting a black sunglasses and trench coat.
"I'm from the future! Tell him he's ugly!"
"You're chubby!"
Both Fuyumi and Future Izuku look at him in disbelief. "You can't even get that right!"
We then see that as another attempt, Izuku didn't even use words. He just kept pelvic thrusting in Fuyumi's direction, hoping that it will get his point across. Fuyumi on the other hand looked absolutely confused with what was happening.
"Seems pretty clear to me" Mineta chimed in.
"Of course it would you sick pervert." Yaoyorozu mumbled.
"Izuku! IZUKU!" Fuyumi shouts as the two were once again fighting over the gun. He just really wanted to kill him for one reason or another.
"Give me the... no!"
We cut back to the hallway for the last time. Izuku held a look of contemplation on his face while Fuyumi has all but given up on the whole thing.
"I'm really bad at this aren't I?"
Bakugou rolled his eyes at this. "Understatement of the century."
"Yeah, Shoto is never gonna find out about us."
Izuku's eyes widened in realization. "Oh, THAT'S what we're doing?!"
"What did he think they were doing?" Said Mirio in confusion.
He then went right up to Shoto's room, Fuyumi tailing behind as she believed that they can finally be through with this.
"Todoroki, I know this is hard for you to hear, but I am dating your sister!" He said with confidence.
Shoto didn't seemed fazed at all at the confession. In truth, he had his suspicions due to all the times Izuku would visit even when he was gone. Even then, it didn't really matter. Shoto was Izuku's friend, and as his friend, he knew that Izuku was a nice guy, and would treat his sister the best he could, lest he gets depressed that he didn't do his very best.
Plus, his sister seemed genuinely happy whenever he was around. So overall, he was more than happy that the two were really dating, and that they came out to him.
Todoroki let out a small smile at his alternate self. His thoughts were exactly the same. His sister dating the guy that helped him pull out his fire and start getting on track to being a real hero? All while putting his body on the line? If anything, he would probably be insisting she date him.
If she didn't, he wou-
Ok, lets stop that train of thought before it gets out of hand. As if she somehow heard his thoughts, he could feel Mina's cheeky gaze on him. He must do all he can so that she never finds out about this.
"Yeah that's fine-" Before he could finish, his forehead exploded from sudden impact. We turn and see this was due to Izuku shooting him, as signified by the gun once again in his hand.
"Whoops!"
Now this took everyone aback. Seeing Izuku purposely kill someone, one of their classmates no less, was incredibly jarring. Todoroki was unsure how to feel about this, seeing as it was him that was killed.
Surely his sister will rebel against Izuku and punish him for killing her brother, something she was actively against just a few moments earlier.
While Izuku was busy contemplating what had just happened, Fuyumi turned to him to give her two cents on the matter.
"I think that went well." She said before the screen faded to black.
While this shocked almost everyone in the room, some will admit that they could see the humor in this. This universe seemed to go by completely different rules then theirs, almost as if it was made for the sole purpose to just weird for the sake of comedy.
Shortly after this, BJ came out of nowhere in front of the group.
"Well, now that that's done, how about a short little break to stretch our legs?"
Everyone agreed that after sitting through all of that, they could use a break. Plus, Mirio and Aizaiwa wanted to go check up on Eri. As much as they trusted Midoriya to watch her, they just wanted to be safe.
"Alright, everyone, please enter the next room in a timely manner. There will be couches, games, and snacks of all kinds while you rest up. I will be with you all shortly." BJ said, pointing off to the side where Eri and Midoriya had left prior, before vanishing away.
While a few were desperate to see what this room was like, Iida, being the good class president he was, made sure that they all went in a calmly manner. When they did reach the room however, it was fair to say none of them were expecting the sight before them.
"Never fear citizens! For we are here! Dekuman, and his trusted sidekick..." Dekuman shouted out while doing a heroic pose before a second figure ran out to his side. Eri, in a similar costume to Dekuman, raised up her fist and let out a shout.
"Dekugirl!"
AN: I originally planned this as an April Fools joke, but I had way too much fun writing this one. So instead, I left a fake chapter in one of my stories...
HA!