A/N:

Hello I'm in process of remaking this story!

[Chapter status: Remake, 10.4.20]

Terry was working on his computer when suddenly he got a phone call.
"Hey... Sarge can bring a chainsaw and a pair of magnified glass to me at 24th and Gen?" Jake asked Terry through his phone.

"Why?" He asked.

"No.. questions asked." Jake told him his voice dropped suddenly very shaky.

Terry rolled his eyes hung up the phone then he took the materials needed and headed over 24th. He walked down the street and stood at 24th looking around to see where this little shit is, he was next to a mailbox.

"Jake!" Terry yelled.

"Hey buddy!" Jake said emphasizing the 'hey' as Terry turned around in complete shock.

Jake suddenly popped his face outside of the mailbox slot and waved the hand he could get through in the tiny slot.

"What the hell?!" Terry yelled.

"No, questions, asked." Jake told him very slowly.

Jake and Terry walked back in through the doors of the precinct. He groaned in pain as he stretched his back and leaned forward. Terry looked pissed and amused at the same time.

"I still want to know how you got into that mailbox." He asked him.

Jake pointed at him to warn him but it was too late Gina's keen ears caught the conversation in action.

"Mailbox you got into a mailbox?" She asked laughing.

"No, I didn't. I was getting into, a, thing, withㅡ Sarge can I see you for a sec?" Jake stuttered unprofessionally Terry snickered and nodded.

"Look. You cannot tell Holt about this." Jake told him.

Terry laughed, "Alright man but he will find out anyways."

"I know!" Jake said very defensively, "But not.. yet, he must have, a no questions asked!" Jakes looked away in a grin.

"What are we talking about?" Boyle asked as he got down to sit in his chair in the briefing room they were in other people was started to walk in.

"Boyle you have a no questions asked right? Everyone has too!" Jake laughed nervously.

"Nope, not me." Rosa told them in a straight tone that covered by Boyle's 'of course.'

"I have one. Want to hear mines?" Hitchcock told everyone who automatically shot back with a No! Caption Holt saved the day by immediately staring the briefing afterwards. Jake never felt more relived.

"So.. Captain, me and Amy caught the bad guy with some super awesome moves I picked up from die hard, which means, can Iㅡ please get back in the field?" Jake begged. Captain Holt and Jake proceeded to have a string of a mini staring contest before he caved in.

"Fine, you can work on a case with Boyle. Dismissed." The Captain looked away back to his book and Jake did a silent, yes, before leaving.

"Whelp Boyle, I'm back on the case!" Jake slapped his shoulder and Boyle hugged Jake.

Jake meet Boyle back in the meeting room, "So, what are we looking at here?"

"Well the person we are looking at todayㅡ" Boyle set down a profile of Anne Smithers, "Is this women she's around her 40s and is caught stealing cat food every month at pet stores when confronted she tells like a sob story of how her husband died and now she has no one left."

Jake nodded this seems like a easy case for them they just had to catch the crazy cat lady and bring her to justice no problems. Boyle had devised a plan to catch her in the act of her pet stealings. Today was conveniently around the time that she will steal her supplies. As disguises Jake begged Holt to pretty please let them borrow Cheddar so they can go to Petsmart. After some convincing he was finally allowed to take Cheddar out as it was time for his evening walk. Boyle had to unfortunately send photos to Kevin every 10 mins to ensure Cheddar's safety. Boyle didn't mind tho as he loved taking photos.

"Alright Boyle, were here!" Jake told him as they pulled up to Petsmart. He saw Anne walk up into Petsmart and took Cheddar's leash to walk in. Cheddar was so into all the items at the store and sniffing a the things around them causing a slight delay. Jake wanted them to follow Anne but Cheddar seemed to be interested in the toys section away from Anne. Jake was more annoyed that Boyle was still taking photos. He tried to walk over to Anne and then he saw that she was about to stuff cat food in her purse. Jake tried to hurry over with Boyle behind them. He frighten her as she dropped the can food they showed he showed his badges, "NYPD! We are the police and we just caught you in the act Anne." Jake said confidently.

Anne started to cry, "Young man you just scared me and almost gave me a heart attack, I was only looking at what brands to buy!"

"Actuallyㅡ" Boyle told her, he showed the recent photo he just sent to Kevin, it was Cheddar and Jake running, but from the background they can clearly see that Anne was putting cat food in her purse. "You just couldn't keep the cats in the bag could you?"