Future Wife: GUYS GUYS GUYS YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT JUST HAPPENED
Jake Halsteak: Hailey no!
Kate Burgerz: Hailey yes!
VaNeSsA: what happened? And why is my name like that?
Jake Halsteak: nothing happened and talk to Kim about that.
Kate Burgerz: DUDE IT WAS SO FUNNY! I don't like you. You should've seen your face Jay, it was priceless.
Future Wife: p r i c e l e s s
Kev: what happened ??
VaNeSsA: so we're just gonna fly by the part where she said she doesn't like me??
Ruzz: we'll come back to it, we just wanna know what happened with Jay.
Kate Burgerz: i shot him.
Jake Halsteak: you know, when Hailey joined this team I thought id finally have someone on my side and then Kim got to her first.
VaNeSsA: I'm on your side
Jake Halsteak: yeah we'll see how long that lasts.
VaNeSsA: she doesn't even like me
Kev: Wait what do you mean you shot him.
Kate Burgerz: calm down it was a nerf gun, but it was the one that shoots the plastic balls.
Future Wife: sorry Jay, Kim's side is just a lot of fun.
Ruzz: it's okay Vanessa she doesn't like me either
VaNeSsA: yeah but I haven't done anything.
Boss Man: did you look at her the wrong way? because one time I glared too much and she couldn't look at or talk to me for a week.
Kate Burgerz: I remember that. Okay look, you're still new to the team and I'm still getting used to you, give me some time, stop staring at Hailey, I just don't like change so yeah.
Jake Halsteak: or that.
Future Wife: saw that coming.
Ruzz: oh I see how it is, she gets a warning and I straight up get punched
Kate Burgerz: idk what you're talking about ruzek.
VaNeSsA: that's it?? That's why you don't like me.
Kate Burgerz : i mean yeah, pretty much.
Future Wife: oh and before I forget Kevin, Adam, and Jay, y'all owe me 10 each, thank you and goodnight.
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friendly reminder that these are 110% just for entertainment purposes.
