Future Wife: GUYS GUYS GUYS YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT JUST HAPPENED

Jake Halsteak: Hailey no!

Kate Burgerz: Hailey yes!

VaNeSsA: what happened? And why is my name like that?

Jake Halsteak: nothing happened and talk to Kim about that.

Kate Burgerz: DUDE IT WAS SO FUNNY! I don't like you. You should've seen your face Jay, it was priceless.

Future Wife: p r i c e l e s s

Kev: what happened ??

VaNeSsA: so we're just gonna fly by the part where she said she doesn't like me??

Ruzz: we'll come back to it, we just wanna know what happened with Jay.

Kate Burgerz: i shot him.

Jake Halsteak: you know, when Hailey joined this team I thought id finally have someone on my side and then Kim got to her first.

VaNeSsA: I'm on your side

Jake Halsteak: yeah we'll see how long that lasts.

VaNeSsA: she doesn't even like me

Kev: Wait what do you mean you shot him.

Kate Burgerz: calm down it was a nerf gun, but it was the one that shoots the plastic balls.

Future Wife: sorry Jay, Kim's side is just a lot of fun.

Ruzz: it's okay Vanessa she doesn't like me either

VaNeSsA: yeah but I haven't done anything.

Boss Man: did you look at her the wrong way? because one time I glared too much and she couldn't look at or talk to me for a week.

Kate Burgerz: I remember that. Okay look, you're still new to the team and I'm still getting used to you, give me some time, stop staring at Hailey, I just don't like change so yeah.

Jake Halsteak: or that.

Future Wife: saw that coming.

Ruzz: oh I see how it is, she gets a warning and I straight up get punched

Kate Burgerz: idk what you're talking about ruzek.

VaNeSsA: that's it?? That's why you don't like me.

Kate Burgerz : i mean yeah, pretty much.

Future Wife: oh and before I forget Kevin, Adam, and Jay, y'all owe me 10 each, thank you and goodnight.

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friendly reminder that these are 110% just for entertainment purposes.